A Message From My Daddy – Food Porn

07 Jan

Daddy wanted to make sure that he told everyone that wished him Happy Birthday yesterday – thank you so very much.  It really touched his little heart.  Mom surprised him by coming home early yesterday from the worky place and taking him to one of his favorite restaurants that has all you can eat crab legs.  Afterwards, she then took him to a local diner for a small slice of birthday cake – which also happened to be his favorite peanut butter cake.  I’m attaching photos for you to see how happy he was my friends 🙂

Dad says it’s all about preparation first so it’s important to have your tools of the trade in hand and ready to go waiting for the endless crab legs to arrive to the party.  This is his serious face of bring on the feast.Then when the guest of honor arrives on it’s platter, dad says it’s important for separation.  Take each ‘leg’ off gently now.  This allows for you to overtake your opponent in a more civilized manner without popping crab legs across the room.  I’m thinking with daddy saying that, it’s had to happen to him before.  What do you think?  Snorts.  Then you pop the pieces that you can… gently though.  It’s not the time to be strong armed and you want to be gentle with your crab.  And sometimes dad says it helps to talk to your food.  Mom said she heard him telling these crab, “I know… I can’t wait for you to be in my belly too.”Shaking piggy head.  Yes.  I truly believe daddy needs professional help… maybe a straight jacket and padded room too.  I’m just sayin’.





And if you did all of this, you will be so fortunate to pull out full pieces of crab meat from those succulent legs.  Just look at that long piece of meat dad is fixing to devour there.  Mom will tell you in a heartbeat, she is pretty lucky to have daddy in her life.  Not only is he a great guy but he is a professional when it comes to crab legs and getting that awesome meat out of those shells.  When mom’s fingers give in from her arthritis, dad is always a gentleman and steps up to crack hers for her.  aaww – isn’t he a keeper?



And did I say that these crab legs were prepared in a spicy boil.  So when you ate them, you got some heat.  Not just heat from them being just out of the pot but heat as in spicy heat.  After all those crab legs, daddy had to have something sweet that he shared with mom.

Yep, that was ONE slice of birthday cake – peanut butter cake to be exact.


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28 responses to “A Message From My Daddy – Food Porn

  1. franhunne4u

    01/07/2016 at 3:25 pm

    ONE slice?

    • Piglove

      01/07/2016 at 4:10 pm

      Yep ONE slice – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. The Canadian Cats

    01/07/2016 at 3:45 pm

    Wow…those crab legs look delish. I have never heard of peanut butter cake….I want some! I feel like such a dork for not wishing you a happy happy Birthday Jim. Pick the restaurant and we will eat ourselves silly. I love crab legs but don’t eat much…famous last words….hehe

    Love Jean

    • Piglove

      01/07/2016 at 4:10 pm

      Don’t you worry. We are going to celebrate Jim’s and yours in a couple of weeks 🙂 It’s will be a BLAST! XOXO – Bacon

  3. gentlestitches

    01/07/2016 at 4:12 pm

    I like a man who is organised. Your Daddy is definitely a keeper. Give him a birthday hug from his Aunt Sharon. X

    • Piglove

      01/07/2016 at 5:00 pm

      Will do Auntie Sharon. I think he’s kind of a keeper too 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  4. KDKH

    01/07/2016 at 4:23 pm

    But he didn’t share with you, Bacon? OMP!

    • Piglove

      01/07/2016 at 5:00 pm

      Yucky – I don’t like crab. But give me some fresh fruit or veggies and I’m yours. Winks. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Kate Crimmins

    01/07/2016 at 5:04 pm

    Yes, he is a keeper. He keeps everyone hopping and laughing!

  6. speedyrabbit

    01/08/2016 at 3:08 am

    Hehehehe that is one slice of cake he has there Bacon,Mum said she needs your dad here….to help finish eating the Christmas Cake she made….hehehehe,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      01/08/2016 at 8:29 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Forget daddy, I’m the pig for the job – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • speedyrabbit

        01/08/2016 at 9:32 am

        Hehehe mummy said she’s not sure as she wouldn’t want to give you alcohol and there is a lot of rum in her cake xx Speedy

      • Piglove

        01/08/2016 at 9:40 am

        Oh my – with that then mom is the girl you needs. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
        P.S. But then again – I could be interesting with rum – 🙂

  7. katsrus

    01/08/2016 at 7:38 am

    How wonderful he could have a wonderful feast. Wow that’s a big piece of cake. I would ve in heaven. Everything looks yummy.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      01/08/2016 at 8:32 am

      Trust me my friend – daddy was in HEAVEN for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  8. sepultura13

    01/08/2016 at 1:58 pm

    Happy belated birthday to your Dad! Those crab legs look yummers!

    • Piglove

      01/09/2016 at 10:08 am

      Thanks my sweet friend. Dad said they were absolutely wonderful! XOXO – Bacon

  9. lexitheschnauzer

    01/09/2016 at 2:57 pm

    Happy belated birthday to your dad, Bacon. With my peeps being gone for the funeral, we have gotten way behind. The big question is, did he bring you and Houdini any of the ginormous piece of cake?

    • Piglove

      01/11/2016 at 10:42 am

      Oh my goodness. I’m so sorry for your loss my friends. Hogs and snout kisses. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Nope, we didn’t get any. Mom has the house on no dessert captivity right now with her D.I.E.T. thingy. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Tails Around the Ranch

    01/09/2016 at 6:17 pm

    Wow, that single piece of cake looks ginormous! Hope your pops shared with everyone. ღ

    • Piglove

      01/11/2016 at 10:51 am

      He and mom split it and had some left over – which accounts for why mom didn’t stick to her way of eating this week. I think that cake was her downfall. And no they didn’t finish it. Mom had a strict policy though not to bring it home – which I’m thinking she was glad after weighing in Saturday – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        01/11/2016 at 10:54 am

        Sugar might as well be rat poison-and it’s truly addictive. Good on your mom for being disciplined. ღ

      • Piglove

        01/11/2016 at 11:08 am

        It was hard for mom to walk away from that cake but she did. She is really trying hard not to keep sweets in the house – that includes full sodas which she has taken completely off her food list. XOXO – Bacon

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        01/11/2016 at 11:10 am

        Sodas are in league with the devil. The aspartame in diet drinks is worse than plain sugar!

      • Piglove

        01/11/2016 at 11:12 am

        YES! Being from the south, I am used to drinking Coke. I had my last one last week. I do miss them already but know that going without them is so much better for my body. And diet I don’t have to worry about – I *hate* the diet soda’s. They give me a wicked bad headache. On the other hand though, I’m drinking plenty of water which is so much better for my body 🙂 ❤ June

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        01/11/2016 at 11:18 am

        Good for you! If it’s the carbonation you crave, try Pellegrino. I love fizzie water to really quench my thirst. I have found that on-stop snacking usually means my body is asking for water, not more snacks. Continued good luck as you implement healthier habits! ღ

      • Piglove

        01/11/2016 at 11:46 am

        Thank you my friend! I will definitely try that Pellegrino. I’ve tried other carbonated waters and eeww – they taste nasty. Maybe this will be better 🙂 ❤ June

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        01/11/2016 at 2:03 pm

        I LOVE that stuff, plus it takes me back to Italy…always a good place to visit, even if only in your memory bank. 😉


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