Good Bye Don Juan

31 Dec

Good riddance!  Another year behind us with the freak gone.  Shakes piggy head.  I think I will need therapy this year to get over some of the antics that Don Juan did to us this year.  He has no morals.  No standards.  Not anything good is in his twisted little body.  He is bad.  Real bad.

The night before Christmas, dad was going to set out donuts and a Coke Zero for Santa.  I know that’s a weird combination but dad assured me that was what Santa wanted – Shakes piggy head.  You know what they say, “Don’t argue with your elders”.  Snorts with piggy laughter.

Dad went to go get the donuts and he found Don Juan was in his bag.  The little brat ate all of the donuts but one.  Daddy said Santa was *not* going to be happy.

So Don Juan – goodbye.  Good riddance.  Don’t let the door hit you on the butt on the way out of the Hotel Thompson.  Until we see each again, may you see nothing but darkness.  And watch out little guy – we will be prepared for you next year.  Oh yes… we will – evil piggy snorts.


Posted by on 12/31/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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17 responses to “Good Bye Don Juan

  1. onespoiledcat

    12/31/2015 at 12:37 pm

    Mom was smart this year – she locked Elfvis behind the glass door on the Grandfather clock after he was super bad and he STAYED there until yesterday when he got locked up in ANOTHER spot until next Christmas. No donuts for Elfvis I can assure you!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      12/31/2015 at 12:41 pm

      Snorts – that was great thinking on your mom’s part. Don Juan is gone for now. I can finally breathe and walk around without peaking around corners and not knowing what to expect. I certainly hope he is better next year. And dad was not happy about his donuts – I wouldn’t be either. XOXO – Bacon

    • Piglove

      12/31/2015 at 12:41 pm

      Oh dear piggy heavens. I must look for one of those before Don Juan comes back next year. Thank you! XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    12/31/2015 at 1:49 pm

    I suggest a cage for that little devil…or how about to buy him a ticket for next space mission to melmarc?

    • Piglove

      12/31/2015 at 2:16 pm

      Don’t think I wouldn’t love to do that brother. Shaking my piggy head. He scares me. XOXO – Bacon

  3. katsrus

    12/31/2015 at 6:06 pm

    You will not have to worry till next year.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      12/31/2015 at 8:57 pm

      Thank goodness for that. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  4. evilsquirrel13

    12/31/2015 at 11:54 pm

    I heard the North Pole is melting. Sounds like a good place for Don Juan right now!

    • Piglove

      01/02/2016 at 10:57 am

      Amen to that. I saw where one of my friends put money in water and froze it for a gift. I think I need to baptize that little freak called an elf and freeze him in water. What do you think? XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        01/02/2016 at 11:51 am

        I wouldn’t take any chances with water… I’d go straight for carbonite!

  5. gentlestitches

    01/01/2016 at 3:30 am

    Send him to Australia, we will sort him out! ❤

    • Piglove

      01/02/2016 at 11:00 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You should be careful what you wish for Auntie Sharon – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Reilly & Denny

    01/01/2016 at 8:38 am

    maybe he move to another home during the year

    • Piglove

      01/02/2016 at 11:06 am

      I wish… and I hope he loses my address for this year’s Christmas. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Canadian Cats

    01/02/2016 at 4:52 pm

    Good bye Don Juan….you deserve to be put out of everyone’s misery. Elfin John is still around though….he helped undress the tree. He says he’s getting tired and really needs a long nap soon and will head back into the nightie drawer cause he likes the feel of ladies wear on his face.


    • Piglove

      01/02/2016 at 8:26 pm

      Snorts! All of these elves are a little strange. XOXO – Bacon


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