That’ll Teach The Little Elf Freak

17 Dec

Meows our fellow followers.  Hemi and Mouse Girl here for your amusement.  We told you the little freak Don Juan would go down.  We may have pushed him over the edge last night.  Talk about getting even.

We waited until everyone here at the Hotel Thompson went to sleep.  In fact, we even acted like we were sleeping.  Then when darkness came down and the snoring from the humans started, me and Mouse Girl crept into the living room to wait for the creep.. I mean Don Juan to make his nightly visit.

That’s when we heard him.  He was in the liquor cabinet.  That is strictly off limits.  You have to be over five feet to enter that zone and trust me guys – he is not.  He barely makes it over 10 inches.  He crawled up into the cabinet and made himself a Bloody Mary – one of mom’s precious favorites.

When he wasn’t looking, me and Mouse Girl put some Tabasco sauce in the drink.  Have you heard of the book Fifty Shades of Grey?  Well, that little rascal turned Fifty Shades of Various Red after choking down the hot sauce.  Meows and rolls around laughing.  Score for the kitties.


Posted by on 12/17/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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17 responses to “That’ll Teach The Little Elf Freak

  1. franhunne4u

    12/17/2015 at 1:21 am

    Well, now he is well seasoned for Easy to chew him up.

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 9:06 am

      Snorts! So very true. XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    12/17/2015 at 2:48 am

    Hehehehe that’s Karma for you,well done my kitty friends,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 9:13 am

      Snorts – they did good this time. XOXO – Bacon

  3. easyweimaraner

    12/17/2015 at 4:09 am

    well cheers don juan… hope that drink was da bomb :o)

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 9:13 am

      Snorts – he was in mom’s special stock. Thank goodness the purr things got him or mom would have – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  4. onespoiledcat

    12/17/2015 at 6:31 am

    Don Juan had steam coming out of his freaky ears I bet!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 9:14 am

      Snorts – It was really a great look for him – really. HA XOXO – Bacon

  5. katsrus

    12/17/2015 at 8:21 am

    You’ve got him real good.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 9:15 am

      I have to give that to the purr things – they did really good with this one. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Reilly & Denny

    12/17/2015 at 8:23 am

    you got him good 🙂

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 9:15 am

      That’s 1 for the purr things. I tell you – they know how to work together. XOXO – Bacon

  7. gentlestitches

    12/17/2015 at 5:49 pm

    LOL! Well done! (but watch your backs!) 😀

    • Piglove

      12/17/2015 at 5:57 pm

      Oh most definitely Auntie Sharon. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Deborah Boza Valledor

    12/18/2015 at 4:36 am


    • Piglove

      12/18/2015 at 8:59 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! I tell you my friend – it’s pay back time here at the Hotel Thompson with a certain little elf named Don Juan. XOXO – Bacon


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