That Thief!

10 Dec

We know it’s that time of the year to be jolly and spend money.  But lately, mom’s cash has been gone like the wind.  And someone has been using her credit cards – nope wasn’t me this time.  So I got smart and put a camera out last night on mom’s purse on the kitchen table.

Can you say BUSTED you little THIEF of an ELF!  Who do I need to call?  The head elf?  Santa?  Rudolph?  The Elf Union?

I busted this guy pure and simple.  I’m telling you my friends.  Don Juan is so on mom’s hit list this year.  First it was her collectible Barbies and now stealing – STEALING at Christmas time?!

But hey wait a minute?  What would that little elf be buying?  Uh-oh.  This can’t end well.  What the heck is he up to now?  Any ideas?

Anyone want to home a certain fat oinker for the holidays?


Posted by on 12/10/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

23 responses to “That Thief!

  1. evilsquirrel13

    12/10/2015 at 12:42 pm

    He obviously needed money to mail all those holiday cards out! When I saw who had sent them, I was expecting a jack in the box to pop out when I opened the card!

    BTW, Thanks!

    • Piglove

      12/10/2015 at 1:11 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter!! Glad you got it my evil friend!! XOXO – Bacon

  2. anotherday2paradise

    12/10/2015 at 12:52 pm

    Maybe your mommy doesn’t give him enough pocket money, and he wants to buy you a Christmas present. 🙂

    • Piglove

      12/10/2015 at 1:12 pm

      Now *that* is the funniest thing I’ve read. Evil Don Juan thinking of someone other than himself. Someone may need to pick me up off the floor from snorting so hard. XOXO – Bacon

  3. franhunne4u

    12/10/2015 at 12:54 pm

    You should invest into a ticket for Easy, it would be his pleasure to rid you of that Elf.

    • Piglove

      12/10/2015 at 1:12 pm

      I know that’s right my friend. This definitely may be the year. XOXO – Bacon

  4. speedyrabbit

    12/10/2015 at 1:29 pm

    Hmmm sounds Like I need to go and visit Santa to let him know what is going on….xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      12/10/2015 at 1:33 pm

      YES – YES YOU DO. This little guy is ridiculous. Just wait until his magical powers run out the day after Christmas. I’m so going to pack him up good. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Reilly & Denny

    12/10/2015 at 4:27 pm

    lets hope he isn’t buying the freedom of all his brethren from the store – can you imagine them all running free !!!!

    • Piglove

      12/11/2015 at 8:32 am

      Oh my piggy heavens – no I could not imagine that. Let’s hope that’s not it. I don’t think I could survive the rest of the season. Snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon

  6. pattisj

    12/11/2015 at 12:33 am

    Everybody needs a little spending money for the holidays. Maybe he’s Robin Hood’s cousin, Elf Hood, and he’s robbing the rich to give to the poor?

    • Piglove

      12/11/2015 at 8:37 am

      You know you are right. This could be a good thing… but knowing his bad elf reputation I’m not so sure. Can I come live with you? XOXO – Bacon

      • pattisj

        12/11/2015 at 12:37 pm

        You could, but I don’t know if you’d like it here. Maybe a wee vacation at the beach would help until that old elf gets put in his place.

      • Piglove

        12/11/2015 at 1:44 pm

        I gotta somewhere. I’m telling you that elf is going to get me! Squeals and hides. XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    12/11/2015 at 9:14 am

    maybe he will buy some elvers? hope he will place them not in your beds :o)

    • Piglove

      12/11/2015 at 9:42 am

      Snorts! Oh brother – this can’t end well. We all know that. I just wonder what the little creepy guy is up to. XOXO – Bacon

  8. The Canadian Cats

    12/11/2015 at 3:59 pm

    What a busy thief…when does he sleep? Elfin seems to entertain himself mostly. You have a horror there my friend.


    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:15 am

      Yes we do. But never fear. We are coming up with a plan this weekend for that little evil snout. XOXO – Bacon

  9. gentlestitches

    12/11/2015 at 9:05 pm

    You better get that card off him STAT! 😀

    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:18 am

      I know that’s right Auntie Sharon. That’s my money. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Dennis the Vizsla

    12/12/2015 at 7:39 pm

    hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay yore elf on the shelf has a credit card??? can he order sum stuf for me??? thank yoo for stopping by for my sister trixie this week we all appreesheyayted the visits from owr frends after her passing!!! ok bye

    • Piglove

      12/13/2015 at 2:15 pm

      That evil elf has no boundaries whatsoever. Friends stick together my friend. XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: