Grocery Shopping Scare

07 Dec


Oh dear piggy heavens!  I heard mommy screaming all the way inside of the Hotel Thompson last night.  She stopped on the way home at our local market for some supplies.  She loaded the groceries up in the back of her Jeep like normal.  When she got home, she opened the trunk and look who was in the bag of groceries.  Mommy said she almost wizzed herself.  How did Don Juan get into that bag and during the day time?  Squeals and runs for cover.

I’m telling you these elves are evil.  They turn up everywhere all of the time on their own!  I’m getting kind of scared now with Don Juan.  What if he does something like this to me?!  You will hear me squealing all the way to Australia.  I’m just telling you – the little guy freaks me out – totally!


He just better be glad he didn’t get into mom’s secret stash of white fudge covered Oreo’s.  I attached pictures for you to drool look over.  Licks piggy lips.  And don’t fear – mommy is not eating the entire box at one sitting … although that would be heaven in a box – snorts.  She is giving herself one every couple of days.



Posted by on 12/07/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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18 responses to “Grocery Shopping Scare

  1. franhunne4u

    12/07/2015 at 12:40 pm

    I have talked to Easy – told him he is needed with your Elf-pest. He has not given an answer yet …

    • Piglove

      12/07/2015 at 1:40 pm

      I’ll put an SOH (Save Our Hotel) out for him ASAP as well. XOXO – Bacon

  2. katsrus

    12/07/2015 at 12:45 pm

    He sure is sneaky.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      12/07/2015 at 1:41 pm

      He really is. I hope he realizes that this means war here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

  3. speedyrabbit

    12/07/2015 at 12:58 pm

    Hehehe may be he wanted an adventure?xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      12/07/2015 at 1:41 pm

      Oh he’s going to get one soon from us anipals here. That’s for sure – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • speedyrabbit

        12/07/2015 at 1:50 pm

        Hehehe oh I’m all ears, xx

  4. onespoiledcat

    12/07/2015 at 2:14 pm

    Gosh Bacon – I sure hope Don Juan doesn’t read your blog or that SECRET stash of oreos will be secret NO MORE!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      12/07/2015 at 2:23 pm

      Snorts! Well those oreos are hidden somewhere here at the Hotel Thompson by dad. He has been instructed to only give mom one every so often to keep the munchie monster down. Shivers to the heavens above if Don Juan finds them. I don’t even want to think about that! XOXO – Bacon

  5. David

    12/07/2015 at 2:38 pm

    Those things are evil, but we haven’t had one sneak into the trunk with all the groceries. That secret stash treat is no longer a secret. It may have to make an appearance on our shopping list. 😉

    • Piglove

      12/07/2015 at 2:40 pm

      Mom highly recommends her secret stash. They only make them this time of the year which is a dying shame as mom puts it. They are fabulous! That elf better not touch the stash – he will be roasted for sure then! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Reilly & Denny

    12/07/2015 at 3:37 pm

    he is one sneaky elf for sure

    • Piglove

      12/07/2015 at 3:40 pm

      You have no idea. Shakes and shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  7. evilsquirrel13

    12/07/2015 at 10:22 pm

    Now’s your chance to take Don Juan to the service desk and get a refund on him!

    • Piglove

      12/08/2015 at 8:47 am

      Snorts! They would definitely refuse that return. Shivers – I need help dude – the guy is going to kill me in my sleep here! XOXO – Bacon

  8. hairballexpress

    12/08/2015 at 12:19 am

    Hmm. That elf dude showed up at the Creature’s house last night and this morning they found him passed out at the bottom of the Christmas tree! He had tied toilet paper to the top branches and let the paper hang down like garland and then passed out in the middle of the roll!

    • Piglove

      12/08/2015 at 8:47 am

      OMP! Now that’s a thought for Don Juan to get him all tied up and through him from the top of the tree – evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • hairballexpress

        12/08/2015 at 4:15 pm

        Mol!! You can go on Pinterest and search “elf on the shelf” and get all kinds of Pawsome ideas!!😹


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