I hate Don Juan. There you go. That elf needs to be stopped NOW… like yesterday. He is evil pure and simple. I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed. I stretched my hooves, yawned and tooted. What? You don’t do that in the mornings? I then rolled over to look at my picture of Miss Piggy on my night stand and got the shock of my little piggy life. My Miss Piggy picture was gone and in it’s place was this hideous, nightmarish joke from Don Juan. I squealed so loudly that I think Nana heard me all the way up the street. The nerve of this so called elf for Santa. I’m writing the head elf of the Union. This can’t go on anymore. Shivers and looks in every corner of my bedroom. 
Don Juan – I Despise You!
03
Dec
ruthdetwiler
12/03/2015 at 1:12 am
Oh man that clown Pennywise scares the pahooties out of me.
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:03 am
ME TOO my dear friend! How dare he mess with my Princess Piggy. That is some nerve! XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
12/03/2015 at 2:43 am
Hehehe see you should have sent him here for christmas or at the very least a short stay ,mummy is very good at training naughty elves,bunnies and daddy’s hehehe,xx Speedy
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:04 am
Well… I’ll remember that my sweet friend. Who knows if some of Don Juan’s in-laws come this year like last year. Shivers just thinking about that! XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
12/03/2015 at 12:23 pm
hehehe,xx Speedy
Fozziemum
12/03/2015 at 4:04 am
Arghhhhhhhh what a creep..i would toot the tooter in his direction…
Big time! Yikes…loves Fozziemum xxx
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:08 am
I know! I’m just shaking my head here. I woke up this morning. Rolled over to kiss my beloved’s picture and what did I see? This freak staring at me. Don Juan needs to bite it big time this year. XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
12/03/2015 at 4:45 am
Call Elf-busters – i.e. Easy
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:08 am
AMEN! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
12/03/2015 at 4:56 am
we have to elfiminate that guy… that goes tooooo far… Miss Piggy is howly and to replace her sweet picture with IT is a declaration of war…
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:09 am
Amen brother. I’m so glad you think like that. We need to come up with a plan STAT for that guy this year. XOXO – Bacon
Timon and Pumbaa
12/03/2015 at 6:32 am
Oh poor you! We would have been very scared as Well! 🙂
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:12 am
YES. How dare he mess with my sweet Miss Piggy picture. That’s some dying wish I’m telling you. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
12/03/2015 at 6:43 am
We agree – this guy needs to be elfinated 🙂
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:12 am
I agree my friends. We are so working on a fix for this problem this year. XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
12/03/2015 at 7:55 am
That is creepy Bacon. What a naughty elf.
Sue B
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:13 am
Yes he is. There must be some way to fix that little weird problem this year. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
12/03/2015 at 8:39 pm
yarrrrr! Hide under the blankets! 😀
Piglove
12/04/2015 at 7:37 am
I’m going to be hiding somewhere from that little indecent little punk. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/04/2015 at 4:58 pm
What a cruel trick to play on you Bacon and that clown picture is so ugly! I hissed when I saw it…U G L Y. That has to stop.
Shoko
Piglove
12/06/2015 at 11:47 am
Shaking piggy head. Tell me about it my sweet friend. This elf thing is really getting on my last nerve this year. Squeals! XOXO – Bacon