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Do I Look Fat?

03 Dec

This morning, mom helped me on the big bed with her and dad.  I was sleeping so well – just snoring away.  Then mom decided she *had* to go to work – why mom – why?  So I snorted my thoughts on that which woke up daddy.  Then it led to why is Bacon on the bed stealing my blankets?  Come on dad.  We’ve been down this road before.  It’s what I do.  Snorts with piggy laughter.

Then dad had the nerve to call me fat.  Not pleasantly plump.  Not fluffy.  Not big.  Fat.  FAT.  Really dad?  Are we naming names now?  You want to hear what I call you?  NOT THE MOMMY!  Snorts.

 
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23 responses to “Do I Look Fat?

  1. speedyrabbit

    12/03/2015 at 12:42 pm

    Nope you’re not Fat Bacon just cuddly just like a pig should be,xx Speedy

     
    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 12:55 pm

      aaww thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. sheilaenglehart

    12/03/2015 at 12:56 pm

    The PC term is Full Figured. Piggies are supposed to be full figured.:)

     
    • franhunne4u

      12/03/2015 at 1:06 pm

      Just what I wanted to say, I am fat (and I do not see that as fighting talk, it is just an apt description for my “morbidly obese” body). You are cuddly and not even really full figured … slightly, very slightly more to love.

       
      • Piglove

        12/03/2015 at 1:45 pm

        aaaww thanks my dear friend. I consider you loveable huggable! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • franhunne4u

        12/03/2015 at 1:46 pm

        With a BMI of 43 as I have you’d need a lot longer paws …

         
      • Piglove

        12/03/2015 at 2:26 pm

        That just means more hogs and snout kisses my friend 🙂 ❤ XOXO – Bacon

         
      • franhunne4u

        12/03/2015 at 2:40 pm

        You might find that my two purrthings are very protective …

         
    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 1:44 pm

      Thank you my friend. I think daddy missed that memo – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Kate Crimmins

    12/03/2015 at 4:41 pm

    You look very trim in that photo. You Dad knows you are a pig, doesn’t he?

     
    • Piglove

      12/04/2015 at 7:36 am

      Snorts – he’s like the kettle calling itself black – rolls with piggy laughter. Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    12/03/2015 at 6:30 pm

    B, you are a pig. Fat is a compliment! It’s in your DNA to be fat. It’s happy fat!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      12/04/2015 at 7:36 am

      A happy fat. I love that my sweet and beautiful friend. Exactly what I needed to hear – happy fat. I think I’ll tell my mom about that tonight – she can be happy fat with me too. It’s a wonderful place 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. finleywestie

    12/04/2015 at 12:33 am

    Isn’t bacon supposed to have fat?? Oops… I means, isn’t a piggy supposed to be fat?

     
    • Piglove

      12/04/2015 at 7:37 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Amen to that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Timon and Pumbaa

    12/04/2015 at 2:44 am

    Fat is good, Fat is squishy, the more fat…the more love (and the more snacks you got) 😀

     
    • Piglove

      12/04/2015 at 7:40 am

      aaww – I LOVE that reasoning. I’m off to get a snack now – snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. easyweimaraner

    12/04/2015 at 3:24 am

    you are NOT FAT! you look like me when I sleep :o) my mother called me a manatee… that’s a compliment… at least I hope so :o)

     
    • Piglove

      12/04/2015 at 7:40 am

      But of course it would be a compliment brother. We are two of a kind living the life! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. The Canadian Cats

    12/04/2015 at 6:10 pm

    Fat…you? Never! Dad just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

    Shoko

     
    • Piglove

      12/06/2015 at 11:47 am

      I think you are right. Then again he always wakes up on the same side – maybe that explains a lot – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. gentlestitches

    12/05/2015 at 10:52 pm

    You look the picture of a healthy pig. 😀

     
    • Piglove

      12/06/2015 at 11:51 am

      aaaww – shuffles hooves. I can always count on you my Auntie Sharon. ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       

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