Bless dad’s heart. This is how he found his toothbrush this morning in the bathroom. Don Juan. What can I say? That rouge elf is a crime to society just waiting to happen. Daddy reached for his toothbrush and found this little squirt taking advantage of it. I gotta tell you. That little guy is FAST.
He jumped off of the sink, onto the floor and slithered away before any of us could catch him. And I really thought Mouse Girl was going to get him this time too. I tell you. If he ever gets captured, it’s going to be a satisfying moment to sit back and watch whatever happens to him.
Oh and don’t worry. Daddy decided to skip the brushing this morning and is electing to get a new toothbrush sometime today. He mumbled something about elf cooties and such and not knowing where that evil snot has been.
But on a brighter note, at least he wasn’t picking on mom or any of us anipals, right? Snorts with piggy laughter.
Piglove 
franhunne4u
12/02/2015 at 1:10 pm
You really should invite cousin EASY over … I am sure he would put an end to this pest!
Piglove
12/02/2015 at 1:12 pm
He’s quick and fast. Even the purr things here can’t catch him running around at night. I’m going to reach out to brother Easy on some tips. XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
12/02/2015 at 1:14 pm
Easy is so big, he is bound to corner him. And if he aligns his forces with the purr-things, the elf might stand a hard time. BTW. when we are already talking about hunting – you know that your “brother” Houdini (shouldn’t that have been Houndini anyway?) is from a breed that was hunting rats? He should be naturally good at getting this very special rat!
Piglove
12/02/2015 at 2:05 pm
Oh Houdini has tried. He actually had him cornered one night but he escaped. This will have to come to an end this year and it can’t end well – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
ruthdetwiler
12/02/2015 at 1:56 pm
Oh lord you keep that nasty Elf there. “chuckling”
Piglove
12/02/2015 at 2:05 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. Don’t you want one of his cousins my friend? XOXO – Bacon
angelswhisper2011
12/02/2015 at 2:17 pm
Oh, Oh, that naughty Elf..hope he doesn’t come back 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤
Piglove
12/02/2015 at 2:58 pm
I know. We keep searching for him at night. We will find that scoundrel. XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
12/02/2015 at 4:32 pm
Oh my I don’t even know what to say. LOL.
Sue B
Piglove
12/02/2015 at 4:39 pm
I know! What a guy huh? XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
12/02/2015 at 11:05 pm
at least we now know he has a clean bum! Get Dad to put a lock on the bathroom cabinet and you have my permission to “rough” that Elf up if you get a chance! LOL!
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 8:59 am
Snorts – we are so trying to catch him Auntie Sharon. He hides during the day – the little rascal. And he’s fast. Houdini and Mouse Girl had him cornered two different times and he still escaped. Darn it! XOXO – Bacon
The Florida Furkids
12/02/2015 at 11:27 pm
OMC…..we’re pretty sure Mom would get a new toothbrush too!!
The Florida Furkids
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:01 am
Amen to that my friends. Daddy was taking any chances on getting elf cooties. XOXO – Bacon
wallaceandsamuel
12/03/2015 at 12:38 am
GOOD GRIEF!! The longer “our” Elfios stays lost, the better we think!
Wally & Sammy
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:03 am
Trust me my friends. You are so much safer. I think I’ll go into hiding until after that little freak goes home. XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
12/03/2015 at 2:47 am
hehehe you have got to laugh though Bacon,the shoe is on the other foot for your dad….hehehe,xx Speedy
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:05 am
AMEN! It’s about time that freak picks on the big man. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/03/2015 at 6:03 am
hahaha…good going bro of mine….elf cooties…you know you want em.
Elfin John
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:09 am
Dearest Elfin John, Perhaps you could possibly speak to Don Juan. This is going to far… really. Thanks – Bacon and fellow anipals of the Hotel Thompson
The Canadian Cats
12/03/2015 at 3:05 pm
Dearest Bacon…Don Juan is kin and needs meds to control his wild side…..usually by this time of the year they’re gone. There’s an idea for a Christmas present. Until then he just has to express himself. Good luck Elfin John
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 3:15 pm
Darn – stomping feet. Thanks Elfin. I was so hoping for a cure all. Perhaps I should look for him a doctor…or a padded room… or a padded jacket – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/03/2015 at 3:40 pm
hehehe….all good alternatives.
easyweimaraner
12/03/2015 at 6:27 am
… I once read in a book that some people have teeth not only in their mouth…. now I know what it means…. I hope Don Juan used a strong toothpaste too…. then his butt would be on fire till christmas :o)
Piglove
12/03/2015 at 9:11 am
Oh snap and snorts brother!! Indeed I hope he did. May his butt be on fire until the end of days and there be not enough fire extinguishers to relief that flame. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
12/04/2015 at 2:19 am
Don Juan may have just accidentally invented the next must-have bathroom gadget! Cleans out all those hard to reach areas…
Piglove
12/04/2015 at 7:39 am
Snorts!! By dad’s toothbrush – ha! I wonder if we could market that and get rid of the little hostile elf? XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
12/04/2015 at 12:38 pm
If he got rich and famous, maybe he’d move to Hollywood far far away from the Hotel Thompson! Ooooh, I wonder if Justin Bieber needs an elf?
Piglove
12/04/2015 at 1:07 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. That sounds like the most excellent EVAH! XOXO – Bacon