Shaking Piggy Head

02 Dec

Bless dad’s heart.  This is how he found his toothbrush this morning in the bathroom.  Don Juan.  What can I say?  That rouge elf is a crime to society just waiting to happen.  Daddy reached for his toothbrush and found this little squirt taking advantage of it.  I gotta tell you.  That little guy is FAST.

He jumped off of the sink, onto the floor and slithered away before any of us could catch him.  And I really thought Mouse Girl was going to get him this time too.  I tell you.  If he ever gets captured, it’s going to be a satisfying moment to sit back and watch whatever happens to him.

Oh and don’t worry.  Daddy decided to skip the brushing this morning and is electing to get a new toothbrush sometime today.  He mumbled something about elf cooties and such and not knowing where that evil snot has been.

But on a brighter note, at least he wasn’t picking on mom or any of us anipals, right?  Snorts with piggy laughter.


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29 responses to “Shaking Piggy Head

  1. franhunne4u

    12/02/2015 at 1:10 pm

    You really should invite cousin EASY over … I am sure he would put an end to this pest!

    • Piglove

      12/02/2015 at 1:12 pm

      He’s quick and fast. Even the purr things here can’t catch him running around at night. I’m going to reach out to brother Easy on some tips. XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        12/02/2015 at 1:14 pm

        Easy is so big, he is bound to corner him. And if he aligns his forces with the purr-things, the elf might stand a hard time. BTW. when we are already talking about hunting – you know that your “brother” Houdini (shouldn’t that have been Houndini anyway?) is from a breed that was hunting rats? He should be naturally good at getting this very special rat!

      • Piglove

        12/02/2015 at 2:05 pm

        Oh Houdini has tried. He actually had him cornered one night but he escaped. This will have to come to an end this year and it can’t end well – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. ruthdetwiler

    12/02/2015 at 1:56 pm

    Oh lord you keep that nasty Elf there. “chuckling”

    • Piglove

      12/02/2015 at 2:05 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Don’t you want one of his cousins my friend? XOXO – Bacon

  3. angelswhisper2011

    12/02/2015 at 2:17 pm

    Oh, Oh, that naughty Elf..hope he doesn’t come back 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      12/02/2015 at 2:58 pm

      I know. We keep searching for him at night. We will find that scoundrel. XOXO – Bacon

  4. katsrus

    12/02/2015 at 4:32 pm

    Oh my I don’t even know what to say. LOL.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      12/02/2015 at 4:39 pm

      I know! What a guy huh? XOXO – Bacon

  5. gentlestitches

    12/02/2015 at 11:05 pm

    at least we now know he has a clean bum! Get Dad to put a lock on the bathroom cabinet and you have my permission to “rough” that Elf up if you get a chance! LOL!

    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 8:59 am

      Snorts – we are so trying to catch him Auntie Sharon. He hides during the day – the little rascal. And he’s fast. Houdini and Mouse Girl had him cornered two different times and he still escaped. Darn it! XOXO – Bacon

  6. The Florida Furkids

    12/02/2015 at 11:27 pm

    OMC…..we’re pretty sure Mom would get a new toothbrush too!!

    The Florida Furkids

    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 9:01 am

      Amen to that my friends. Daddy was taking any chances on getting elf cooties. XOXO – Bacon

  7. wallaceandsamuel

    12/03/2015 at 12:38 am

    GOOD GRIEF!! The longer “our” Elfios stays lost, the better we think!
    Wally & Sammy

    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 9:03 am

      Trust me my friends. You are so much safer. I think I’ll go into hiding until after that little freak goes home. XOXO – Bacon

  8. speedyrabbit

    12/03/2015 at 2:47 am

    hehehe you have got to laugh though Bacon,the shoe is on the other foot for your dad….hehehe,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 9:05 am

      AMEN! It’s about time that freak picks on the big man. XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Canadian Cats

    12/03/2015 at 6:03 am

    hahaha…good going bro of mine….elf cooties…you know you want em.

    Elfin John

    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 9:09 am

      Dearest Elfin John, Perhaps you could possibly speak to Don Juan. This is going to far… really. Thanks – Bacon and fellow anipals of the Hotel Thompson

      • The Canadian Cats

        12/03/2015 at 3:05 pm

        Dearest Bacon…Don Juan is kin and needs meds to control his wild side…..usually by this time of the year they’re gone. There’s an idea for a Christmas present. Until then he just has to express himself. Good luck Elfin John

      • Piglove

        12/03/2015 at 3:15 pm

        Darn – stomping feet. Thanks Elfin. I was so hoping for a cure all. Perhaps I should look for him a doctor…or a padded room… or a padded jacket – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • The Canadian Cats

        12/03/2015 at 3:40 pm

        hehehe….all good alternatives.

  10. easyweimaraner

    12/03/2015 at 6:27 am

    … I once read in a book that some people have teeth not only in their mouth…. now I know what it means…. I hope Don Juan used a strong toothpaste too…. then his butt would be on fire till christmas :o)

    • Piglove

      12/03/2015 at 9:11 am

      Oh snap and snorts brother!! Indeed I hope he did. May his butt be on fire until the end of days and there be not enough fire extinguishers to relief that flame. XOXO – Bacon

  11. evilsquirrel13

    12/04/2015 at 2:19 am

    Don Juan may have just accidentally invented the next must-have bathroom gadget! Cleans out all those hard to reach areas…

    • Piglove

      12/04/2015 at 7:39 am

      Snorts!! By dad’s toothbrush – ha! I wonder if we could market that and get rid of the little hostile elf? XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        12/04/2015 at 12:38 pm

        If he got rich and famous, maybe he’d move to Hollywood far far away from the Hotel Thompson! Ooooh, I wonder if Justin Bieber needs an elf?

      • Piglove

        12/04/2015 at 1:07 pm

        Snorts with piggy laughter. That sounds like the most excellent EVAH! XOXO – Bacon


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