Dear Bacon

01 Dec

  Dear Bacon – Help.  Really help.  My humans are now dressing me to look like them.  See the matching socks.  Shakes head and lowers it in shame.  What will my friends think when they see me out for my walk now?  What will the humans do next?  Matching contacts?  Oh dear puppy heavens.  Help.  Signed Socks the Wonder

Dear Socks the Wonder – You know my friend, you need to look at the bright side of this situation. Your feet will always be warm.  Everyone will always know where and who you belong to.  And you are styling.  All good things.  And hey what does it matter what the others say or think?  Your humans love and pamper you and we can *never* get too much of that my friend 🙂

  Dear Bacon – I don’t get it.  The humans get on this tread machine behind a closed door and get off tired and sweaty.  I’m on this machine.  I’m not tired nor sweaty.  What does it do to them that it’s not doing to me?  I think the humans are putting on.  What do you think?  Signed Relaxed Kitty

Dear Relaxed Kitty – Oh my friend.  I’ve seen this machine in action.  It’s not a pretty vision to behold.  In fact, once my daddy threatened to put me on it.  Shivers – it was a close call.  Thank goodness my mom overheard and stepped into action.  This machine is a monster!  It moves and makes the human chase after it.  If the human doesn’t, the human gets thrown off against the wall.  Humans fear it and we should too!  Maybe in this picture you were the tread machine whisperer?  Yep, that’s got to be it my friend.

  Dear Bacon –  I don’t get it my friend.  Why do people look at me and laugh?  I’m not funny.  This is actually my serious look.  I’ve been called a lot of things – some even say elf.  Can you imagine that – me a regal purr thing being called an elf?  What are these people thinking?  Can you give me any highlights to why humans laugh?  Signed Dobby

Dear Dobby – Hangs head.  I have to admit my friend.  You asked for help and yes I did chuckle myself.  I am so sorry.  You see, I think it may be because you remind them of someone famous in the movies.  If you get the time over the next couple of weeks, might I suggest you watching the Harry Potter series.  They are actually very good and you may catch some resemblance to one of the characters.  In fact, I’m sure your humans know about the series since they named you Dobby.  Just sayin.  🙂

Dear Bacon – Really?  My humans took me outside and wanted me to do what?  Run?  Are they hilarious or what?  They threw a ball and expected me to get it.  They threw a Frisbee and expected me to get it.  Heck, I’m not the one that needs the exercise.  I just sat down and rolled around laughing while watching them jog back and forth picking up these items.  Heck I know how to play fetch but they needed the exercise after the holidays – not me.  Barks!  Signed Einstein

Dear Einstein – That’s brilliant my friend.  What a great helper you are to your humans in keeping them in shape and helping them after eating all of that Thanksgiving food.  You are definitely a keeper!

 Dear Bacon –  There we are all were floating around minding our own business and that’s when it happened.  It was the Ninja Turtles in action fighting for their turf.  What a bunch of thugs I’m telling you.  And talk about fighting dirty in the mud.  WOW – we couldn’t believe it.  And yeah, there might have been some bets being placed on who would win.  What?  We all gotta have some fun, right?  Signed Turtle Throw Down

Dear Turtle Throw Down – WOW – I think I’ve seen everything now my friends.  And it did look like it brought a crowd to your water point in that throw down.  Can you tell me who won? Michaelangelo?  Leonardo? Raphael? Donatello?  Hopefully it was a clean fight with no super powers being brought out.  Keep it clean my friends.


Remember my friends that Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send your pictures and letters to my email address. 🙂


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18 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Deborah Boza Valledor

    12/01/2015 at 4:20 am

    Oh Bacon…how wonderful of you to give such sage advice to all our four-legged friends out there…now just between us: I saw HER smile and heard a little chuckle at the picture of Dobby…thanks Dobby for making HER smile & laugh!

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 8:14 am

      aaaww – thanks my friend. I really do try to help my fellow anipals out. Dear Bacon Tuesday is one of my favorite days. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Reilly and Denny

    12/01/2015 at 6:27 am

    Such excellent advise and we loved Doby

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 8:14 am

      Thank you my sweet friends. Doby is a handsome guy. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Val Boyko

    12/01/2015 at 8:29 am

    You are such a wise piggy and caring piggy! Thank you the Tuesday smile 👍

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 8:42 am

      aaww thank you my friend for those sweet words. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    12/01/2015 at 8:59 am

    Relaxed Kitty has cracked the exercise code. THAT’S the way to do it, buddy.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 9:46 am

      Yeah – I think I like his ways too! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Will (

    12/01/2015 at 10:13 am

    Eko and Penny have given me that look of, “Nice job throwing a ball. Enjoy your walk to pick it up.”

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 10:14 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. What can I say my friend. It’s what we do! XOXO – Bacon

  6. gentlestitches

    12/01/2015 at 3:07 pm

    HaHaHa to kitty on the exercise machine. Showing everyone how to relax.😄

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 3:10 pm

      I know! Mom needs to take some tips from kitty on relaxing Auntie Sharon – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. angelswhisper2011

    12/01/2015 at 4:04 pm

    You always find the right words to say, Bacon, and it’s so funny 😀 I noticed that Einstein and I have something in common…and it looks like the cat and I have the same hobby 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Week 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      12/01/2015 at 4:28 pm

      Snorts – ya’ll are perfect my friend 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  8. ruthdetwiler

    12/01/2015 at 11:30 pm

    love these and they always make me smile.

    • Piglove

      12/02/2015 at 8:45 am

      aaww thanks my friend. I do try to help out my fellow anipals. XOXO – Bacon

  9. cravesadventure

    12/09/2015 at 4:03 pm

    I am really curious – what breed of cat is Dobby – such a handsome kitty 🙂

    • Piglove

      12/09/2015 at 4:22 pm

      I’m not sure but he sure is handsome. I’ll see if I can get an email off to the owner for you. XOXO – Bacon


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