Elf on the Shelf – OH NO!

24 Nov

Oh my friends.  I think I’m scared.  I think I may be in trouble.  It’s almost *that* time of the year again. You know the time.  *That* time when Don Juan comes out – shivers and squeals.  Wait a minute.  You’re looking confused.  You don’t know who Don Juan is?  You might be lucky that you don’t know.  Don Juan is the name of my Elf on the Shelf here at the Hotel Thompson.  But Don Juan – he’s “special”.  I mean really “special”.  You see, Don Juan is not made of the same cloth as all of these other elves that come out for the holidays.  Don Juan is evil – pure and simple.

You see these little Elf on the Shelves are a Christmas tradition.  In theory, they watch over the household and report back to the North Pole every night.  Once at the North Pole, they inform Santa of all of the happenings at their house.  By morning, the return back to the house in different positions so you know they’ve been to the North Pole.

But Don Juan. Shakes piggy head and shivers.  Don Juan has his own agenda.  He comes out and scares everyone here at the Hotel Thompson.  He does bad things…. some things I can’t even say out loud.  I didn’t want to be the only one with this out of control elf so last year I sent some cousins of Don Juan out to some friends here in blogville.  OMP – I do hope they behave this year.

The day after Thanksgiving  is when the elves get their special powers.  The Elf on the Shelves have special powers from the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day.

So I have a really, REALLY important question to you my friends in blogville.  Is there anyone that can take this little oinker in for a couple of weeks?  Please.  I’ll be nice… really.


Shivers just thinking of what Don Juan is up to… Squeals!





Posted by on 11/24/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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26 responses to “Elf on the Shelf – OH NO!

  1. franhunne4u

    11/24/2015 at 1:22 am

    Don’t you have a fire place? Should solve the problem ..

    • Fozziemum

      11/24/2015 at 4:38 am

      Bwahaha 🙂

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 6:46 pm

      That thing has more lives than our purr things. Shaking piggy head in fear. XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        11/24/2015 at 11:29 pm

        Well, it would be worth a try – one minor shove for a pig … It looks highly combustible to me. My very personal point of view is that those adults are pretty evil who terrify their children with that elf-thing! But you are not a child, Bacon. It is a pity that your brother in crime Easy is not there to help you out! He would LOVE to chew that absurdity. As if the run up to Christmas should be filled with dread and fear …*shakes head*

  2. easyweimaraner

    11/24/2015 at 2:32 am

    the day after thanksgiving is black friday this year…. I wonder what plans Don Juan will have for that day… you can stay with me, of course… I make a second spy hole in my blanket so we are well prepared for efurrything :o)

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 6:47 pm

      Oh brother. That sounds like the perfect plan. I don’t trust that son of a nutcracker one teeny tiny bit. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Fozziemum

    11/24/2015 at 4:39 am

    Crikey…got the heebies just looking at the creepy little spud ….we have room here my friend ..pack your togs as we call them Loves Fozziemum xx

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 6:47 pm

      As soon as I can snag daddy’s credit card, I am on the way my dear friend! XOXO – Bacon

      • Fozziemum

        11/26/2015 at 7:09 pm

        Hahahaha excellent 🙂 xxx

  4. onespoiledcat

    11/24/2015 at 7:45 am

    We’re getting a little nervous here too…..our elf (Elfvis) has been locked up in a closet with triple locks since LAST Christmas…….we’ve heard him pounding on the door in the middle of the night…….no doubt he’s ready to terrorize! EEEEEK!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 8:23 pm

      Oh my cousin. This might be worse than what I thought this year. We may have to call in for back up. Snorts and oinks XOXO – Bacon

  5. speedyrabbit

    11/24/2015 at 9:44 am

    Send him our way and we’ll give him an adventure to keep busy for you Bacon,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 8:23 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Oh my friend. You don’t know what you just asked for. XOXO – Bacon

      • speedyrabbit

        11/24/2015 at 10:43 pm

        Hehehe you know me up for anything xx Speedy

  6. evilsquirrel13

    11/24/2015 at 10:07 am

    Get yourself a couple of unicorns on the shelf to watch over Don Juan. Mine keep Don’s cousin Seymour in line… I’ve hardly heard a peep out of him all year long!

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 8:25 pm

      Oh evil. You wouldn’t hear anything out of him yet… not until the day after Thanksgiving. Then all hell will break out. I shiver just thinking about it. Please be safe. You might want to talk to your unicorns and prepare them. Snorts XOXO – Bacon

  7. Cupcake

    11/24/2015 at 2:55 pm

    There’s no elf on no shelf over here, B. You can stay here till Christmas, but I’m not sure how Santa will find you….!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 8:26 pm

      I could leave a forwarding email my sweets. I gotta do something. I just know that evil Don Juan is after us this year. XOXO – Bacon

  8. The Canadian Cats

    11/24/2015 at 3:15 pm

    OMC, mom’s nightie drawer is opening a little at a time and slamming… has tried to fix it but she noticed our Elf in the Shelf is there. He’s getting stronger, opening the drawer more every day. I didn’t even know he was in there. *shakes her head* I’m falling down on the job…I should have been through that drawer when mom was cleaning it out but no I had to go play with Cow Kitty.


    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 8:27 pm

      Oh no beautiful. This is not good. He is gaining more and more powers each day. Shaking my piggy head. Please be safe. It’s not too late to put a lock on that drawer. XOXO – Bacon

      • The Canadian Cats

        11/24/2015 at 9:10 pm

        We are going to meet him head first. Talk to him….maybe he’s friendly and just wants out. * I was born under a cabbage patch…I believe anything MOL*

      • Piglove

        11/24/2015 at 9:12 pm

        Let me know how that works out for you my friend. Go in protected though. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

  9. gentlestitches

    11/24/2015 at 6:11 pm

    He has all year to think up plots! 😦

    • Piglove

      11/24/2015 at 8:28 pm

      Yes he does Auntie Sharon. I just shiver thinking about what he will be doing this year. I’m kind of afraid. Will you hold my hoof? XOXO – Bacon

      • gentlestitches

        11/25/2015 at 3:51 am

        I will indeed! 😀

  10. Lassie and Benji

    11/25/2015 at 1:54 am

    Hang in there my piggy friend. Christmas will be here in the wink of an eye.


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