Oh my friends. I think I’m scared. I think I may be in trouble. It’s almost *that* time of the year again. You know the time. *That* time when Don Juan comes out – shivers and squeals. Wait a minute. You’re looking confused. You don’t know who Don Juan is? You might be lucky that you don’t know. Don Juan is the name of my Elf on the Shelf here at the Hotel Thompson. But Don Juan – he’s “special”. I mean really “special”. You see, Don Juan is not made of the same cloth as all of these other elves that come out for the holidays. Don Juan is evil – pure and simple.
You see these little Elf on the Shelves are a Christmas tradition. In theory, they watch over the household and report back to the North Pole every night. Once at the North Pole, they inform Santa of all of the happenings at their house. By morning, the return back to the house in different positions so you know they’ve been to the North Pole.
But Don Juan. Shakes piggy head and shivers. Don Juan has his own agenda. He comes out and scares everyone here at the Hotel Thompson. He does bad things…. some things I can’t even say out loud. I didn’t want to be the only one with this out of control elf so last year I sent some cousins of Don Juan out to some friends here in blogville. OMP – I do hope they behave this year.
The day after Thanksgiving is when the elves get their special powers. The Elf on the Shelves have special powers from the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day.
So I have a really, REALLY important question to you my friends in blogville. Is there anyone that can take this little oinker in for a couple of weeks? Please. I’ll be nice… really.
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Shivers just thinking of what Don Juan is up to… Squeals!
Some of you may have noticed the change in today’s line up with Dear Bacon not being posted as usual. Here at the Hotel Thompson we are getting into holiday party shape. We all stayed up late last night partying to see if we still *had it*. We didn’t . Never fear though. We will be back to normal broadcasting tomorrow … Once the aspirin kicks in … And the pepto bismol … And the well you know .
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