Dear Bacon

10 Nov

Dear Bacon –  Now sometimes when people meet at the park they give hugs.  Sometimes when dogs or cats meet at the park, they sniff butts.  Hey, it’s what we do, right?  Well we have had enough of the butt sniffing.  A group of my friends have decided that hugs are the new hello in the dog world.  Maybe you should join us in our new mission.  Signed Hugs

Dear Hugs – That sounds like a game plan my new friends.  I never got the butt sniffing thing for hello anyway.  Heck, I’ve smelled what comes out of my dad’s butt.  No way in this piggy world I want to sniff it to say hello.  Carry on the great work and I’ll be doing my part for the cause in giving hugs not butt sniffs!

Dear Bacon –  I have drawn the line.  Mom always tells me I’m her little flower.  Now she is trying to make me her little flower.  Help.  Signed Bud in Progress

Dear Bud in Progress – I know it seems weird and it is.  But you gotta think on the other paw of this.  If it makes your human happy and she is daunting on you and giving you snacks, does it really matter?  You have found the pot at the end of the rainbow.

Dear Bacon –  We are family.  Our humans wanted a Christmas card this year showing our family.  We said okay but we wanted to pose as we wanted to pose – no help from the humans.  So what do you think?  Do you think this screams We Are Family in our Christmas Card?  Signed Family

Dear Family – Way to go my friends – Bravo! Bravo!  That picture screams family, diversity, togetherness and being united as one.  What more could you do?  I have to ask – that picture “looks” like you all get along and are so close.  Are you?  Or was this a snap-this-picture-now-before-I-hurt-someone kind of picture?  Cause I’m telling you, you are pulling it off.  Great card – don’t forget to send me one here at the Hotel Thompson.


 Dear Bacon –  We are buddies and sometimes secret hero’s.  Really, this is us clowning around during the night.  But during the day, we are the Pig and the Hare Hero’s.  We visit children’s hospitals and bring smiles to the faces we meet.  We highly recommend it.  Signed Hero’s at Large

Dear  Hero’s at Large – OMP!  You are certainly right my friends.  You are HERO’s.  Not all hero’s have to wear capes or have special talents.  Although I have to admit that you do have special powers of bring smiles to the faces that need it most.  Carry on my cute duo!

Dear Bacon –  Can you believe this?  There I was sitting back, relaxing and minding my own business.  My human said that he needed socks and to get out of his drawer.  What?  First up human, mind who you are talking to and second, you should have thought about socks before you left your drawer open inviting me.  I think you should go without socks today because I’m not moving.  Move me or reach around me and you may be wearing a sock over your bandage.  What bandage?  They bandage from the boo-boo I will leave on your arm.  Carry on now and be gone.  Signed Sock Keeper

Dear Sock Keeper – You know you do have a great point there my friend.  They should have thought about that when they left the drawer open.  Snorts – don’t do anything I wouldn’t do in that drawer.

Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send me your pictures and questions to my email address.





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13 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. amommasview

    11/10/2015 at 1:45 am

    Oh I love it 🙂

    • Piglove

      11/10/2015 at 9:07 am

      Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    11/10/2015 at 2:57 am

    hahahahaha… oh that would be my mo0mmas dream that we will stop that butt-sniffing… butt I think that needs a while tille that new trend of hugging becomes poo-pular :o)

    • Piglove

      11/10/2015 at 9:08 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I know brother. My mom thinks its a pick up call when we do it here. She’s so silly… or is she – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. ruthdetwiler

    11/10/2015 at 3:24 am

    Love reading Dear Bacon

    • Piglove

      11/10/2015 at 9:08 am

      aaww thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Cupcake

    11/10/2015 at 6:13 am

    Poor little Bud. I feel ya. I have had the most amazing and inappropriate things on my head….

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      11/10/2015 at 9:10 am

      But Cupcake – just like Bud – you look amazing and beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    11/10/2015 at 9:39 am

    I also feel sorry for poor Bud, that’s just so wrong! This may be one instance where I recommend biting the hand that feeds him.

    • Piglove

      11/10/2015 at 10:02 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I’m sure Bud has it better than some of us. What he has to put up with vs all the kibbles he can eat. That’s a hard choice – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. pattisj

    11/11/2015 at 1:09 am

    I’m all in favor of the hug, we should sign this into law. Poor Bud! Gold stars to the Pig and the Hare Heroes. Can you tell me where to get a sock warmer like that? Winter’s coming and I can’t have my piggies (pardon the pun) getting cold.

  7. The Canadian Cats

    11/12/2015 at 6:17 pm

    We of course, loved the Siamese with the daisy face. She is so pretty! She has a point….I feel stupid when mom puts dumb things on me like a necklace. I draw the line at faces. A line has to be drawn somewhere my friend.


    • Piglove

      11/13/2015 at 10:04 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. This is true. I think Houdini will be thinking that this weekend with his paws. Yep paws. Mommy bought him some little boots like her Uggs. Shaking head. I kind of feel sorry for him… nah not really. XOXO – Bacon


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