Dear Bacon

20 Oct

Dear Bacon – Busted!  But I tell you, I was set up.  Really I was.  You see, I saw the two legged kid in the house outside the other day making what he called mud pies.  I thought why couldn’t I make one?  They look delicious.  And trust me that kid was covered but no he didn’t get into trouble.  I get out there and start making pies and the entire world is coming to an end.  What do you think of that?  Signed Pie Maker

Dear Pie Maker – Personally, I don’t think that is the kind of pies that you eat.  Perhaps you can roll around in it to be cool – my kind has been doing that for years.  But to eat – shakes piggy head no.

  Dear Bacon – The humans left the house – check.  Got my bath in – check.  Got my robe on – check.  Got my snacks – check.  Got the remote – check.  There I was preparing to watch my show on television, America’s Top Bitches, then it happened. The humans came back home early.  What the cream cheese?!  What did they expect I was going to do while they were out – lay on the floor and take a nap?  Signed Comfy

Dear Comfy – I’m with you on that one my friend.  If my humans came home during my show, they would just have to pull up, sit down and shut up until the show was done.  I mean we are talking priorities here.

Dear Bacon – Help!?  My humans they watch Star Wars way too much.  This is how they are dressing me up for Halloween.  Lord help me.  One of my humans will be Darth Vader and the other Luke Skywalker.  Then there’s me in the middle.  The nerve of them to make me go out in this attire!  Signed Princess Leia

Dear Princess Leia – I got a couple of things to say my dear.  First – hubba hubba.  I love that outfit on you – you are gorgeous.  I’m sure the real Princess Leia is full of envy with the way you wear that hair.  Second up – you have to admit that the costumes will be original and that’s awesome.  Just think you will stand out among your peers.  Everyone will want to be you.  And you know for doing this, you will probably get extra treats.  I say wear it with style and look on the bright side you gorgeous babe!

  Dear Bacon – This is how we greet our human when he comes home from work.  This just shows to him what we think of him as royalty by being his welcome committee.  What do you think?  Signed Two Statues

Dear Two Statues – It’s okay my friends.  You can tell me.  You really stay there when he comes home to remind him of the royalty YOU are and that it is feeding time.  It will be our little secret and we won’t tell.  Zip – not a word.  I wish our stairs could support me on them… what am I talking about?  We don’t have stairs – snorts!

Dear Bacon – This photobomb thing has gone too far.  Every time I try to take a picture to post on my Pet Harmony account, this dog jumps in either behind, beside or in front.  What am I to do?  Signed Looking for Love


Dear Looking for Love – Shaking piggy head.  You know my friend, brothers/sisters can be a pain in the rump in the house.  Might I suggest you to post HIS picture on Pet Harmony.  If he had a friend, he would surely leave you alone.  That would give you more time to find you a mate.


Remember my dear friends that Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep sending your pictures and letters to my email address.  


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23 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Kate Crimmins

    10/20/2015 at 12:48 pm

    Another fun group of letters!

    • Piglove

      10/20/2015 at 12:49 pm

      aww thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Nylabluesmum

    10/20/2015 at 1:51 pm

    Comfy Corgi iss thee best Unccle Bacon!!!! An you were so kidn to Purrincess Leia doggie…shee looks grate!! An old Mudpie doggie iss so funny….
    Yur pawsum Unccle Bacon!
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      10/20/2015 at 2:10 pm

      Hey my nefkitty – how you feeling today my sweet friend? XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. And thank you for the sweet comments!

      • Nylabluesmum

        10/20/2015 at 6:52 pm

        Yur welcome Unccle Bacon!!
        Mee iss a bit better. Even ‘hollered’ at Ladymum fur fun!! Still havin bowel trubble but NOT as severe…..which iss good! Mee was all ‘pooped’ out, mew mew mew….
        LadyMum iss totallee xhausted tho’ 😦
        ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

      • Piglove

        10/21/2015 at 9:42 am

        Oh no nefkitty. I know you will take care of Ladymum and give her some extra loving and hogs and snout kisses from moi. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        10/21/2015 at 6:10 pm

        LadyMum has a sore throat an her sinuses are botherin her today Unccle…lookss like mee has to go on Purr-amedick duty again….poor LadyMum!
        neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

      • Piglove

        10/22/2015 at 9:35 am

        Poor baby! I know you’ll take care of her my friend. I’m doing duty with my mom today too. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        10/22/2015 at 11:58 am

        The Hu’man iss fallin apart Unccle Bacon!!!! Maybee mee should share mee Remediess with her 😉
        **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  3. Indira

    10/20/2015 at 2:00 pm

    I really enjoy this Q and A post.

    • Piglove

      10/20/2015 at 2:13 pm

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. I love doing this weekly editions so very much! XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Canadian Cats

    10/20/2015 at 3:19 pm

    What problems pets have. The dog going to watch America’s top Bitches had me in stitches.


    • Piglove

      10/20/2015 at 3:27 pm

      Snorts! That one was so hilarious daddy almost fell off the couch when I read it to him. I can just picture that show in my pig’s mind. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    10/20/2015 at 5:22 pm

    Comfy, you are looking glamorous and slick. Once I laid down on the remote and accidentally recorded Real Housewives.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      10/21/2015 at 9:41 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You say accidentally and I hear you wanted to watch it later. You can admit it my beauty – I don’t judge. XOXO – Bacon

  6. easyweimaraner

    10/21/2015 at 8:00 am

    Princess Leia reminds me a little of Olive Oyl hahahaha

    • Piglove

      10/21/2015 at 9:47 am

      Now that you say that brother – I see it! Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

  7. evilsquirrel13

    10/21/2015 at 10:38 am

    America’s Top Bitches!?!? is that another Kardashian show?

    • Piglove

      10/21/2015 at 12:08 pm

      Snorts – you might be right. Sounds like something they would come up with. XOXO – Bacon

  8. gentlestitches

    10/21/2015 at 10:16 pm

    HaHa! Loved the photo bomb!

    • Piglove

      10/22/2015 at 9:37 am

      Snorts – thanks Auntie Sharon! XOXO – Bacon

  9. pattisj

    10/24/2015 at 12:50 am

    These are so much fun.

    • Piglove

      10/24/2015 at 7:22 pm

      aaww thank you so much my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon


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