31 Days of Spook – Jokes and One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

04 Oct

I’m so glad to see that you are sticking with me through scary screams and horror.  Today, I’ll make it light for you and I’ll try not to scare you that much.  The heart can only take so much… I know.  So today, let’s talk a few scary jokes to get you in the mood for tomorrows posting shall we.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?  With a pumpkin patch.

How did the glamorous ghost earn her living?  She was a cover ghoul.

How do ghosts learn songs?  They read sheet music.

How do ghosts like to send their letters?  Scare mail or parcel ghost.

What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?  A dead end.

What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?  Moanday

What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?  I got a booo booo

What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?  Scream or sugar?

And my favorite –

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?  Tombstones

Here’s another song to help us hum throughout the day.  Turn up the volume and sing along.  We’re being invaded by the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater!


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19 responses to “31 Days of Spook – Jokes and One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

  1. sunsetdragon

    10/04/2015 at 12:39 pm

    Thank you so much for the spooky chuckle this morning.

    • PigLove

      10/04/2015 at 1:43 pm

      You are so welcome my sweet friend. Thank you for visiting and snorting with me. XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    10/04/2015 at 12:39 pm

    Hehehehe too cute today,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      10/04/2015 at 1:44 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Lassie Benji

    10/04/2015 at 6:41 pm

    Pawsome jokes!

    • Piglove

      10/04/2015 at 7:06 pm

      Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Canadian Cats

    10/04/2015 at 9:15 pm

    Loved the jokes Bacon. Mom even got them. MOL


    • Piglove

      10/04/2015 at 9:34 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I’m glad she laughed my sweet friend. Because tomorrow is a scary day here on my blog. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    10/05/2015 at 1:28 am

    a dead end? LOL… bro I love that song, it’s perfect to sing along and to dance like a hurricane :o)

    • Piglove

      10/05/2015 at 10:26 am

      Oh it is brother! These songs had us all hopping here at the Hotel Thompson this weekend. They were a blast for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  6. gentlestitches

    10/05/2015 at 4:13 am

    love that song!

    • Piglove

      10/05/2015 at 10:28 am

      It gets your foot, paw or hoof tapping, doesn’t it Auntie Sharon? XOXO – Bacon

  7. katsrus

    10/05/2015 at 8:09 am

    Love the jokes and the song.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      10/05/2015 at 10:28 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Indira

    10/06/2015 at 6:13 pm

    Loved all jokes especially the last one.

    • Piglove

      10/06/2015 at 6:24 pm

      Snorts. There’s more to come. Thanks!! That one was my favorite too. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    10/10/2015 at 7:36 pm

    Mew mew mew ghostss read ‘sheet’ musick!!!! Berry funny Unccle!!!
    ~~head rubsss~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

    • Piglove

      10/10/2015 at 7:42 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! Sheet music – LOL. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        10/11/2015 at 7:39 pm

        Mee knowss mee could not stop laffin Unccle!!!!! 😉


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