31 Days of Spook – Jokes and One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

I’m so glad to see that you are sticking with me through scary screams and horror.  Today, I’ll make it light for you and I’ll try not to scare you that much.  The heart can only take so much… I know.  So today, let’s talk a few scary jokes to get you in the mood for tomorrows posting shall we.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?  With a pumpkin patch.

How did the glamorous ghost earn her living?  She was a cover ghoul.

How do ghosts learn songs?  They read sheet music.

How do ghosts like to send their letters?  Scare mail or parcel ghost.

What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?  A dead end.

What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?  Moanday

What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?  I got a booo booo

What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?  Scream or sugar?

And my favorite –

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?  Tombstones

Here’s another song to help us hum throughout the day.  Turn up the volume and sing along.  We’re being invaded by the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater!

 

31 Days of Spook – My Breakfast

Well, I’ve started my morning off the right way.  I put  my cartoon DVD in and set the timer to come on this morning to wake me up.  Mom even got me some of my favorite seasonal cereals.  Today is spook blast from the past.  Let me introduce you to some new friends the I’ve met:

Count Chocula

Frute Brute

Fruity Yummy Mummy

Boo Berry

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Do you know these guys too?  Mommy says they only come out during this time of the year in October.  Mommy got all four for me to try.  I have to admit that daddy did some encouraging as well.  He told mommy they were for ‘educational’ purposes for me.  Way to go dad!  Don’t forget to try some before they disappear!