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31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

03 Oct

Today, I want to hear you laugh while you are afraid.  Let’s go to the lighter side of horror.  Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?  Let’s start with some jokes and end with a favorite song of mine – I hope you enjoy it my little spooks!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 

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13 responses to “31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

  1. katsrus

    10/03/2015 at 12:38 pm

    That’s a great song for Halloween. Love the jokes. Especially the vampire bar one.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      10/03/2015 at 4:52 pm

      Snorts. Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    10/03/2015 at 12:48 pm

    I like that song… it’s a piece from childhood…my mom and her freaky friends removed the chairs and the table and then they danced along (but it was a pitiful performance lol)

     
    • PigLove

      10/03/2015 at 4:53 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I love that song too. We add the electric zombie slide. Hahahah. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Debra

    10/03/2015 at 11:39 pm

    Monster Mash is a favorite! I love these jokes, Bacon. The jelly donut one is a real winner. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      10/04/2015 at 1:26 pm

      Snorts. That was one of my favorites too my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. speedyrabbit

    10/04/2015 at 1:25 am

    Hehehehe those are funny Bacon,love the song to my friend!What a blast my party was,I’m glad you could make it,xx Speedy

     
    • PigLove

      10/04/2015 at 1:29 pm

      Your party was a blast as always my friend! I absolutely loved it. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. gentlestitches

    10/04/2015 at 6:13 pm

    Great song, we were dancing as we got ready for school. 😀

     
    • Piglove

      10/04/2015 at 6:39 pm

      Awesome Auntie Sharon!!! One of our favorites. Have a great day! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. The Canadian Cats

    10/06/2015 at 7:03 pm

    Love the jokes…..mom actually got them.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • Piglove

      10/07/2015 at 9:28 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I love these too! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Nylabluesmum

    10/10/2015 at 7:38 pm

    Mew mew mew BAMBOO!!! Mew mew mew……
    **Hi-5’sss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     

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