Today, I want to hear you laugh while you are afraid. Let’s go to the lighter side of horror. Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we? Let’s start with some jokes and end with a favorite song of mine – I hope you enjoy it my little spooks!
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The
third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Piglove 
katsrus
10/03/2015 at 12:38 pm
That’s a great song for Halloween. Love the jokes. Especially the vampire bar one.
Sue B
PigLove
10/03/2015 at 4:52 pm
Snorts. Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
10/03/2015 at 12:48 pm
I like that song… it’s a piece from childhood…my mom and her freaky friends removed the chairs and the table and then they danced along (but it was a pitiful performance lol)
PigLove
10/03/2015 at 4:53 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. I love that song too. We add the electric zombie slide. Hahahah. XOXO – Bacon
Debra
10/03/2015 at 11:39 pm
Monster Mash is a favorite! I love these jokes, Bacon. The jelly donut one is a real winner. 🙂
PigLove
10/04/2015 at 1:26 pm
Snorts. That was one of my favorites too my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
10/04/2015 at 1:25 am
Hehehehe those are funny Bacon,love the song to my friend!What a blast my party was,I’m glad you could make it,xx Speedy
PigLove
10/04/2015 at 1:29 pm
Your party was a blast as always my friend! I absolutely loved it. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
10/04/2015 at 6:13 pm
Great song, we were dancing as we got ready for school. 😀
Piglove
10/04/2015 at 6:39 pm
Awesome Auntie Sharon!!! One of our favorites. Have a great day! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
10/06/2015 at 7:03 pm
Love the jokes…..mom actually got them.
(((Shoko)))
Piglove
10/07/2015 at 9:28 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. I love these too! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
10/10/2015 at 7:38 pm
Mew mew mew BAMBOO!!! Mew mew mew……
**Hi-5’sss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=