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31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

Today, I want to hear you laugh while you are afraid.  Let’s go to the lighter side of horror.  Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?  Let’s start with some jokes and end with a favorite song of mine – I hope you enjoy it my little spooks!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 

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Happy Birthday Speedy!!

My friend Speedy is having a birthday today!  Speedy is my little buddy.  I really look up to him with the ways he handles life.  Speedy is a male Himalayan Rex rabbit.  He is super cool and not afraid of anything.

If you haven’t met him yet, go meet him.  Tell him Bacon sent you.

If you do know him and haven’t said happy birthday yet, go tell him.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND!!

 
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