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Dad is on Crack

29 Sep

  Here is the proof – dad is on crack.

He’s been on it for over two weeks now and he is fully addicted.  He says the power is so strong that he lives and breathes this crack.  Poor dad.  He needs to go into rehab to get off of it.  I don’t really blame mom.  I mean hey, she did cook it up but it’s not like she forced dad to get hooked.  I guess in a way you can say mom is the pusher though.  Why else would she keep this junk in the house where daddy can find it and overdose in it.  I would like to say I feel sorry for daddy but he’s not sharing the good stuff he said.  So I don’t know how addictive it is or not.

And trust me, mom put the works in this stuff.  Pretzel sticks, peanuts, peanut butter M&M’s, raisins and butterscotch drops.  That was a full bucket.  But every time daddy goes into the kitchen, he comes out with a paw full.  Poor daddy – shakes piggy head – what a user!.

 
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29 responses to “Dad is on Crack

  1. franhunne4u

    09/29/2015 at 12:53 pm

    sweet and salty? Your male human is not only addicted, he is, well, the right word means thoroughly turned ..in Latin .. but I cannot use that, it sounds insulting in English, and I do not want to insult your “Dad”

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2015 at 1:50 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. He is turned alright. I agree with that 100%. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Cupcake

    09/29/2015 at 12:55 pm

    Your poor daddy. He needs to hit bottom before he gets into recovery. I’m waiting for Mom to hit bottom, too. Her poison is called the word Mallomars. So sad.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2015 at 1:50 pm

      Oh my. My mom says that admission is the first step and he says he has nothing to admit to… my mom also likes your mom’s crack of choice – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. janetweightreed10

    09/29/2015 at 1:45 pm

    Love this, and I love the mix:)xx

     
  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    09/29/2015 at 2:06 pm

    Bacon…your mom is the ‘candy man?’ Yikes! Seriously though, sounds like quite the combo of goodies. 😉

     
    • PigLove

      09/29/2015 at 2:08 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That’s my mom – pushing hard stuff from day go. What in the world am I going to do with her? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Tails Around the Ranch

        09/29/2015 at 3:13 pm

        Just love her to pieces, B-it’s all we can do with our moms. 😉

         
  5. CarolMaeWY

    09/29/2015 at 4:23 pm

    Oh Bacon, I bet you could get a taste is you walked between your Daddy’s legs. 😻

     
    • CarolMaeWY

      09/29/2015 at 4:39 pm

      Sorry, paw hit the ᔕ and not ℱ! 😏

       
    • PigLove

      09/30/2015 at 9:57 am

      Snorts! He dropped a piece last night and guess who was there to catch it? This piggy! It was delicious. I think I may be hooked on this crack too. Someone save me…. of course after the bucket is empty. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. The Scottie Chronicles

    09/29/2015 at 4:36 pm

    OH! This is serious. I can’t show my peep. Someone would have to call the police.

     
    • PigLove

      09/30/2015 at 9:58 am

      I know! This stuff is highly addictive. Worse than any drugs on the street my mom says. Dad is a goner… I think I’m close behind. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. hairballexpress

    09/29/2015 at 11:34 pm

    MOL! Hey – can you score some fur the me!? MWAHAHAHA!😹

     
    • PigLove

      09/30/2015 at 9:59 am

      I know! Daddy told mommy last night that he needed more and she needed to get him some this weekend. Shakes piggy head. He’s got it bad. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. pattisj

    09/30/2015 at 1:00 am

    And he won’t share that goodness?

     
    • PigLove

      09/30/2015 at 9:59 am

      Snorts – nope. Says I might get addicted too. Although, he did drop a couple of pieces last night by accident. I just happened to be close by to help him pick it up… with my mouth – snorts. Let me tell you, it’s good. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. angelswhisper2011

    09/30/2015 at 3:36 am

    I can use some too..MOL 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

     
    • PigLove

      09/30/2015 at 10:01 am

      Snorts! It’s good. Daddy is trying to get mommy to get him some more for this weekend for the football games. I’m telling you, daddy has it BAD. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. easyweimaraner

    09/30/2015 at 4:15 am

    that addiction needs no rehab… just more of that tasty stuff :o)

     
    • PigLove

      09/30/2015 at 10:02 am

      Daddy is trying to get mommy to get make him some more. This could be bad. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Nylabluesmum

    10/10/2015 at 7:42 pm

    Don’t. Tell. LadyMum. About. This.
    **paw patss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXx

     
    • Piglove

      10/10/2015 at 7:44 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter nefkitty. Certainly not because it is highly contagious! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        10/11/2015 at 6:32 pm

        Shee wood nevurr stop eatin it Unccle 😉

         
      • Piglove

        10/12/2015 at 10:23 am

        I do know the feeling. Daddy *finally* gave me a taste. OMP! It is so good! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        10/12/2015 at 1:56 pm

        LadyMum iss droolin lookin at thee foto Unccle…poor LadyMum!!!
        Lucky YOU got sum tho’!! Woo Hoo!!

         

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