OMP – OMP – OMP! I’ve done it. I have found the *perfect* job. The pay is awesome – $44,350 a year! That’s some chunk change for this oinker. It’s great. It’s perfect. It’s right up my alley. It even includes perks like free meals (which is important to me), transport (which is good since I can’t drive) and accommodations. It would be almost like living here at the Hotel Thompson – snorts. What is it you ask?
A PANDA HUGGER! How cool is that? I can hug pandas – especially when I’m getting paid to do it. My only assignment is to spend “365 days with the pandas sharing in their joys and sorrows.”
Does that not sound prefect? Of course, I would have to move to China. But they have internet, right? I could still blog about my life there.
So what do you think? You think China is ready for me to become a Panda Hugger? Could mom/dad live without me here at the Hotel Thompson?
The Canadian Cats
09/17/2015 at 1:48 pm
MOL You may find hugging anything very difficult Bacon. You could be a petter easier than a hugger. You would be great at it. You would have to be careful that you don’t knock the pandas unconscious with your hoof but once that is worked out…..you would be excellent at it. I can see you dressing up as a panda to join in some fun. It’s a long way to China though Bacon and a long way back if you get homesick. Maybe visiting would be the way to go.
09/17/2015 at 2:11 pm
You think? That’s some sweet money that could go towards my diet for sure. But like you said, that is a LONG ways… I wonder if I would have to learn the language? That’s another thing to consider. I don’t think they speak Pig – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
09/17/2015 at 3:47 pm
I don’t think you’d like it in China, Bacon – they eat everything that has four legs – and is no table ..
09/17/2015 at 4:06 pm
squeals! I may have to rethink this career goal. I’m too young to be dinner. XOXO – Bacon
09/17/2015 at 3:59 pm
Pandas are just plain ADORABLE……………We have a new panda baby here in Washington, DC! He’s so cute – I just peeked and Mom is giving the little guy a bath…… http://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/webcams/giant-panda.cfm
I wanna hug one……….from a distance….HAHAHA
09/17/2015 at 4:07 pm
SQUEALS!! They are so adorable! I just peeked myself. OMP – the cute factor is just way beyond! XOXO – Bacon
09/17/2015 at 5:28 pm
Definitely, B. You’d be an amazing panda hugger. Or doggie hugger…. Just saying.
Love and licks and hugs,
09/18/2015 at 8:44 am
aaww snorts! I may have to practice my doggy hugging moves my sweets. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
09/17/2015 at 6:35 pm
No doubt you’d be perfect at this position! 😉
09/18/2015 at 8:46 am
You think? I think I would be an awesome job with some cool cash and benefits. I could hug and play with the pandas every day. Just think of the things I could blog about then – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
09/17/2015 at 7:10 pm
Let us apply together dear Bacon. I will be your travelling chaperone. I have been to China TWICE already. OK it was only the airport on the way to Japan but my feet have walked Chinese soil. (Don’t ever get me started about Eastern Bathrooms.) arghhhhh! 😦
09/18/2015 at 8:48 am
Snorts – you so have a deal Auntie Sharon. This is some sweet cash – just think of the possibilities we could do with it! XOXO – Bacon
09/17/2015 at 9:37 pm
Why do the best jobs always go to the pigs? 😉
09/18/2015 at 8:48 am
Snorts with piggy laughter – too funny! XOXO – Bacon
P.S. I did find a job for a tree hugger. You interested in that? My arms aren’t long enough to hug a tree.
09/18/2015 at 1:48 pm
It’s not a cactus, is it?
09/18/2015 at 1:45 am
Hmmm sounds great ,but you wouldn’t beable to watch you favourite tv shows and films because of the way they censor stuff like that and the do it with the internet too.plus they have very strict laws and they eat piggies too bet stay where you are with all your home comforts and of course no on cuddles like your mum,xx Speedy
09/18/2015 at 8:50 am
Gulps with piggy fear – they “eat” piggies?! Oh no…. I think I’ll pass on this job career and stick to my blogging career. Yep, I’m not tasty at all – just ask Hemi here at the Hotel Thompson. I taste nothing like bacon, honestly. XOXO – Bacon
09/18/2015 at 9:07 am
Yup they eat piggies and bunnies so we will both stay home and then there are the mummy cuddles and hanging out with our dad’s, xx Speedy
09/18/2015 at 12:06 pm
You have perfect points my little buddy. Our homes seem just fine. Who needs money? Not us! XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
09/18/2015 at 6:57 am
moving to china – have you heard of moo shu pork !
09/18/2015 at 8:54 am
“nuff said my friends. XOXO – Bacon
09/18/2015 at 8:52 am
The commute would be a killer.
09/18/2015 at 8:59 am
This is true. I think I may stick with the Hotel Thompson. I mean who am I fooling? I have it *made* here. XOXO – Bacon
09/19/2015 at 8:11 pm
Pandass Shmandass you cannot leeve all of us!!! No no no Unccle Bacon pleeze stay here on thiss side of thee werld….pleeze…..
**nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXxXx
09/21/2015 at 10:43 am
NO way am I leaving my friend. How in the world could I leave all of my friends in blogville? And you know – what in the heck would my mom do without me? She just wouldn’t be able to survive, right? XOXO – Bacon