Friends – I want to tell you a story about my daddy. You know there is a love/hate relationship that goes on between us. Nothing to fear really. But sometimes my daddy can be so darn goofy that I have to rat him out. This is one of those cases – snorts with piggy laughter.
Mom had to go back to the doctors office this morning for a follow up. At that point, the doctor told her that he wanted to take some blood to do blood work on the situation. Of course, it helps to know that my mom *hates* needles. If she doesn’t see it coming, she’s relatively okay. But, if she sees the situation, it’s not good.
So the nurse comes in to draw the blood while daddy and the doctor watch. Mom sees the needle – bad move Ms. Nurse. So mom is flinching and shivering. Daddy tells her to mom up and suck it up. Perhaps that should be put on dad’s headstone… “Told mom to suck it up.” Because you know mom’s head probably turned all the way around at this time to fuss at that daddy of mine. Who you also have to know is a jokester at heart and didn’t say this to mom to be mean.
Well about that time, the doctor tells the nurse to hold on for a minute. The doctor then asks daddy when he had blood work done last. HA! Way to go Mr. Doctor. So guess who got blood work drawn before mommy – snorts with piggy laughter. Way to go daddy in putting your size 10 foot in your mouth. And yes, mommy might have told daddy to suck it up too.
And of course after daddy’s blood work, the nurse knew better than to show mommy the needle this time. Afterwards, mom/dad walked out hand and hand with their taped arms. Oh for those keeping up, that’s dad’s arm with the pretty PINK tape – snorts and oinks my friends.
franhunne4u
09/09/2015 at 1:04 am
I thought so that pink was your male human’s arm – women’s arms tend to be a little less hairy. Slightly. Most of the times.
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:16 am
Snorts! XOXO – Bacon
Fozziemum
09/09/2015 at 3:02 am
Hahaha…Dad could have thought quick and made out he said that to make Mum look away..a red herring…too slow Dad baaaaa…needles don’t worry me unless it’s my mouth at the dentist…then look out…yikes xxxx
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:17 am
I could just imagine my friend! This time daddy put his foot right in his mouth. Such a wonderful day to mommy – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Fozziemum
09/10/2015 at 10:42 am
Well Dad needs to think quick..or he pays the price hahaahah 🙂 🙂 xxx loves Fozziemum xxx
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 11:43 am
And he did. He was so unhappy – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Fozziemum
09/10/2015 at 9:28 pm
Hahahahaha 🙂 oh dear Bacon…Fozziemum xxxx
Midwestern Plant Girl
09/09/2015 at 6:49 am
Daddy may learn to shut up. ..
Probably not!
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:17 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. You know my daddy – he will never learn to shut that pie-hole – XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
09/09/2015 at 7:54 am
even the worst things can be good when we do it together :o) pink tape is for REAL men, that’s for sure and it looks very stylish :o) my dad got a ernie&bert tape once… well that was more uncool :o)
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:18 am
This was so hilarious. Mommy made him wear it until after the ate. too funny! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
09/10/2015 at 10:47 am
LOL :o) butt guess what? that’s a super way to say I love you, much better than such flowers or a pawfume….he said it with his own blood…literally and that means a lot :o)
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 11:44 am
This is so right brother – what better way says true love than giving blood together? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
sheilaenglehart
09/09/2015 at 9:10 am
Nobody really likes needles. I once had to have an allergy test that required I be stuck with 100 needles. It took an hour and a half of non-stop sticking. After that, one or two needles were no problem. I just can’t watch the vials fill up with blood. Being a blood donor gets you used to it, too.
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:19 am
Oh WOW – 100 shots at one time. Ouchie my friend!! As long as mom doesn’t see the needles, she is good. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
09/09/2015 at 9:30 am
I have one rule when it comes to drawing blood… I’m perfectly fine as long as I don’t have to look.
Unfortunately, that works to my disadvantage, and I have a 50-something EMT trainee/reject named Ed using me for practice and I fail to notice that he’s jabbing the hell out of my arm and not getting a single drop of blood. The real technician finally noticed and shoved Ed out of the way and showed him how it was done. I wore a nasty looking bruise on my arm from that one for two weeks. Never EVER let some guy named Ed draw your blood!
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:21 am
Writing this down for future note – no ED – NO WAY. I would have piggy passed out from ED’s lack of training my friend. You poor guy! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
09/09/2015 at 6:01 pm
Well, I should hope that hairy arm isn’t your mom’s! She must keep up with the waxing or she will have an arm just like dads. Just kidding friends…MOL
Shoko
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:22 am
Snorts! Sometimes I wonder my friend – sometimes I wonder! XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
09/09/2015 at 8:52 pm
HaHa! Shouldn’t laugh but….<3
PigLove
09/10/2015 at 10:22 am
I know we did when mom told us the story Auntie Sharon. Sounds just like my daddy – he has no filter – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
09/10/2015 at 8:28 pm
What a grate story Unccle Bacon!! Yur Pappaw got his just dessertss didn’t hee??? Mew mew mew….
LadyMum goess fur her 10-12 Lidocaine injeckshunss on thee 17th…shee used to bee turriblee afraid of needless an now shee doess mot mind them at all….because shee iss a Hu’man pin cush-on 4 times a year an shee said thiss been goin on fur 10 yeerss…
Brave LadyMum 😉
**nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
PigLove
09/11/2015 at 9:49 am
Oh my nefkitty – I so understand! Mom went for a cortisone shot in her hip on Wednesday. Those things hurt like the dickens! We so feel your mom – give her some hogs and snout kisses for us okay. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
09/11/2015 at 4:49 pm
Yu Mumma had Cortysone shot?? LadyMum sayss when shee had Cortysone shot inn her wrist fur thee Carpal Tunnel thee shot was not so bad; it was thee 3 dayss of seereuss pain that herted so bad till thee Cortysone startin werkin…Did Lady June find that with her hip shot?
Mee gave LadyMum GOOD snuggles an **kissess** frum you an pleezee give Lady June lotss of **kissesss** frum mee ok?
Fankss Unccle
yur neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
PigLove
09/14/2015 at 10:52 am
aaww thanks my nefkitty. It did take a couple of days to ‘set in’ but when it did mom was so relieved. Her hip pain is awful when it kicks in and she needed to be 100% for this past weekend – for sure! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
09/15/2015 at 3:50 pm
Mee-you Unccle Bacon mee iss glad thee Cortysone shot iss helpin Lady June!! So it doess take a few dayss to ‘set in’? Good to know. 😉
LadyMum has hip pain>>>her rite bursa sac. Shee says shee will ask fur xtra Lidocaine on Fursday!
~~~head rubsss~~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~~
Pee S: Sorry wee fell behind again. LadyMum iss a bit of a wreck….
PigLove
09/15/2015 at 4:32 pm
Hey my nefkitty – don’t you worry. It’s been crazy here as well!! Tell LadyMum to hang in there – it does help. Love ya’ll! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
09/15/2015 at 4:50 pm
Mew mew mew shee iss ‘hangin in’ there Unccle. Thee new xercisesess are werkin an makin a bit more pain…so without Lidocaine shee feels it more…
Mee has to bee gentull on her 😉
**nose bumpsss** neffkitty Dharth Henry xxx