National Tell a Joke Day

16 Aug

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – 

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!


Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day.  YAY!  Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around.  Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes.  Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it.  The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be.  Start the laughter and keep it flowing.  In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard.  Get ready to laugh friends.

Joke 1 –

One of my neighbors owns several cats.  On a recent visit, she introduced them to me.  “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained.  “Their first names are Cat.”

Joke 2 –

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?   –  Because pepper would make them sneeze.


Joke 3 –

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  – Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.


Joke 4 –

What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?  – A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts


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19 responses to “National Tell a Joke Day

  1. franhunne4u

    08/16/2015 at 4:05 am

    mmmh Cauliflower … yumm

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:09 pm

      I know – Now I want some – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    08/16/2015 at 4:10 am

    bawhahahaha… think the first cat lives here too LOL

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:09 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter – Hilarious brother. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Charles Huss

    08/16/2015 at 7:08 am

    Hahahahaha. 🙂 What do you get when you cross 25 female pigs with 25 male deer?

    50 sows and bucks. 😀

    My fondest memory of my dad is him telling that joke and then laughing at it.

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:11 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Love that! XOXO – Bacon

  4. katsrus

    08/16/2015 at 7:28 am

    LOL. Those are funny. Have a great Sunday.
    Sue B

  5. Jovina Coughlin

    08/16/2015 at 9:26 am

    You are so clever.

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:11 pm

      Thank you my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    08/16/2015 at 9:59 am

    A unicorn walks into a bar and has a seat on one of the stools. The man sitting next to him turns around and is shocked to see a unicorn in the bar.

    “Excuse me, sir!” the man says to the unicorn,” But you’re going to have to leave right now!”

    The unicorn looks at the man with disgust in his face and asks, “Why?”

    “Because you’ll have everyone in this bar thinking they’ve had too much to drink if they notice a unicorn in the bar with them!” the man explains. The unicorn just shakes his head and ignores him, so the man pleads with the bartender, “Tell this unicorn he has to leave!”

    The bartender turns towards the man and says, “What unicorn?”

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:12 pm

      Snorts! What unicorn? I love that my friend. I’ll have to remember this and share the joke with friends. XOXO – Bacon

  7. sepultura13

    08/16/2015 at 1:11 pm

    Q. What do you call a cow with three legs?
    A. Lean beef.

    Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
    A. Ground beef.


    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:14 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! OMP – I love these! XOXO – Bacon

  8. franhunne4u

    08/16/2015 at 3:12 pm

    As I only have my cats to speak to, I spoke thus to my cat:
    “You, Kessy, are MY cat and therefore I can do with you as I please.”
    Really don’t know what is so funny about it that the cat is still laughing …

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:15 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Because you know your cat has staff… mainly you. XOXO – Bacon

  9. gentlestitches

    08/17/2015 at 1:34 am

    what happens when Karate pig hits you?
    You get porkchopped!
    Bwa ha ha! 😀

    • PigLove

      08/17/2015 at 3:19 pm

      Oh snorts! Hilarious – I love that one Auntie Sharon. I gotta remember it! XOXO – Bacon

  10. The Canadian Cats

    08/18/2015 at 3:55 pm

    MOL, MOL, MOL, hahaha…your bad bacon!! Those are just too funny my friend!


    • PigLove

      08/19/2015 at 9:06 am

      Thanks my sweet!! XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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