Sometimes I’ll admit it – my mom/dad scare me. No, not the BOO kind of scare. The kind of scare when I go looking for mom’s pictures on her iPhone kind of scare. Take in point the picture below. Mom/dad what the heck were you thinking? See, this is the kind of trouble that happens when mom/dad go out unchaperoned. They don’t need to look for trouble – trouble finds THEM.
Rub Some Butt, Three Little Piggies BBQ Rub, Bone Suckin’ Sauce and Sweet Rub of Mine – really? Do I need to even ask where this ‘stuff’ needs to go? Dad don’t even think about coming my way with any of these bottles in your hand. I may need to ask for an intervention here at the Hotel Thompson. Daddy was too quick to let me know that some of these traveled to our house here. I haven’t seen them and Lord knows I don’t wanna.
Help me? Snorts and Oinks …. while I still can.
NOTE: I know I’m safe my friends. No worries here at the Hotel Thompson. Mommy wouldn’t let anything happen to me for anything in the world. No need to call PETA… yet 🙂
Piglove 
easyweimaraner
08/14/2015 at 12:34 pm
uhoh! that’s the same what I feel when I see hot dogs… but hey bro, that rub some butt could be worth a try, that sounds interesting … if you don’t like it, send it to my momma… maybe it helps to fix the broken relationship between her butt and her pants :o)
PigLove
08/14/2015 at 1:18 pm
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter brother. I’ll just have to see what I can about that. It could be really scary stuff. I’m not sure which bottles mom/dad bought but dad said they did. Maybe I should find them and toss some on dad’s butt tonight? Snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon
sheilaenglehart
08/14/2015 at 1:11 pm
Next time you have “the worry”, watch Fried Green Tomatoes, and you’ll see piggies aren’t the only ones who need to worry. “Secret’s in the sauce.”
PigLove
08/14/2015 at 1:19 pm
Oh my. I asked mommy about this and she smiled and laughed. I think I need to watch me some Fried Green Tomatoes this weekend on my television. Thanks for the tip my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
08/14/2015 at 3:03 pm
Hey Bacon, sauce is just spices and can be put on ANYTHING. I think you’re totally safe. Your mom just wants to ‘spice’ things up around the Hotel. 😉
PigLove
08/14/2015 at 3:49 pm
Sighs – that was close. Thanks my friend for letting me know. I thought I was going to have to go into hiding! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
dayphoto
08/14/2015 at 3:26 pm
Don’t worry…your Mommy will NEVER let anything happen to YOU!
Linda
http://coloradofarmlife.wordpress.com
PigLove
08/14/2015 at 4:41 pm
Thanks my friend. Winks – I think you are right. Mommy ❤ me. XOXO – Bacon
dayphoto
08/14/2015 at 5:54 pm
Mommy’s always take care of you! Always!
Reilly & Denny
08/14/2015 at 4:02 pm
bar-be que on the meal menu perhaps 🙂
PigLove
08/14/2015 at 4:54 pm
As long as it is not *my* butt on the BBQ, I’m good with that… and it’s beef BBQ – snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon
sunsetdragon
08/15/2015 at 9:41 am
Oh my Bacon this is a bit concerning.
PigLove
08/17/2015 at 2:59 pm
I know! I’m not going anywhere near the kitchen for the next couple of days. I don’t care how much my tummy wants to be in there – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Lori Fontanes
08/15/2015 at 10:04 am
Yikes! Stay clear of the pantry!!!
PigLove
08/17/2015 at 3:01 pm
You bet I am my friend!! XOXO – Bacon
Hitchens
08/19/2015 at 8:57 pm
Sometimes I get scared too. Except it’s not the spices that mom and dad bring home. A few months ago Mom bought a dinner triangle. She uses it to call me in when I’m out in the “field” eating grass. It tells me I’m going to get some treats if I come running. I only recently told a friend about this and she said “oh that is bad!” I inquired why it was ‘bad’ and she told me that it meant I was for dinner! Mom has reassured me tons of times that it’s not used for THAT reason. She told me she uses it when I have “selective” hearing and don’t come running when called verbally. I still don’t 100% trust it. PLOL
PigLove
08/20/2015 at 10:29 am
Oh My! I hope my mommy doesn’t get any ideas. Snorts! But then again, I hear food sizzling in the kitchen and I’m so there to assist with my sous chef skills – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon