Alligator Mosquito

08 Aug

  That’s right I said it – ALLIGATOR MOSQUITO.  Here in the south, we have large vultures that we call mosquito’s.  But this year, it seems worse.  These little vultures seem like alligators and are very aggressive in nature.  I’m tired of them.  I think they need to go somewhere else and bug someone else.

Heck, mommy says that instead of sucking blood – why can’t they suck fat?  By the way they have been acting lately, she would be a size zero!


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25 responses to “Alligator Mosquito

  1. insanitybytes22

    08/08/2015 at 12:37 pm

    LOL, fact suckers, that would be awesome. In Alaska mosquitos are called the state bird and for good reason.

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:43 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I can just picture those in Alaska – WOW. Mom does fuss all of the time about if they were fat suckers, she was lay out in the backyard naked – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Tillie McMullen

    08/08/2015 at 1:26 pm

    How horrible!

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:45 am

      These things are awful here in the south in Georgia. In the summer/early fall, you will be eaten alive and this is how it will feel. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Reilly & Denny

    08/08/2015 at 1:59 pm

    we had those in Arkansas – we use to call them Mosquitosaurus – they were awful and we don’t miss them at all 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:45 am

      Oh my piggy heavens. That is a perfect name for them – snorts! We have our share here and they are just plain mean. XOXO – Bacon

  4. sepultura13

    08/08/2015 at 3:15 pm

    We had ‘Polarsquitoes’ in Alaska…they are the REAL state bird! They could carry away a caribou if it wasn’t careful…

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:47 am

      Oh shivers. Makes not when visiting Alaska in the future to wear outer nuclear suit outside in nature – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/08/2015 at 4:16 pm

    Exactly, why DON’T mosquitoes suck fat?? They could live off me the entire year! Haha. Happy weekend, Bacon.

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:47 am

      Exactly! Wouldn’t that be totally awesome for sure?! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Lassie and Benji

    08/08/2015 at 4:44 pm


  7. sunsetdragon

    08/09/2015 at 2:25 am

    Oh man thos things must be vicious and we have them here too but the Bald Dude and I have not been out at night like we used to be.

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:49 am

      That’s exactly it. Mom/dad have refrained from going outside too late at night cause they said it’s like being eaten alive. XOXO – Bacon

  8. easyweimaraner

    08/09/2015 at 3:30 am

    That would be THE IDEA, you have a brilliant mom, brother. I can hear the howling of the beauty-docs if we can get a lipo-SUCK-tion via opening our windows at night :o)

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:50 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. If only mom could make a potion for reverse actions. Just think of the life we could have brother! XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        08/10/2015 at 11:14 am

        any chance that your mom can make that potion till tomorrow? then I could eat that barrel full of Häagen-Dazs… or at least can we make a law till tomorrow that it is no longer allowed to write the calories on the bucket?

      • PigLove

        08/10/2015 at 2:05 pm

        oh squeals brother – I’m with you on that. I would love it if mom could do that. I need to lose just a little bit of weight in my caboose area if you know what I mean – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. gentlestitches

    08/09/2015 at 3:44 am

    OMG! That is so funny. HaHa. They would be much more popular if they sucked fat. Of course up fozziemums way, the mozzies have been known to carry off whole sheep! 😉

    • Fozziemum

      08/09/2015 at 10:00 am

      Bwahahaga…we do get some bigguns 😉

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:50 am

      Oh my goodness! That is totally scary. These here are bad enough. Sometimes I think they are trying to find the bacon – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Fozziemum

    08/09/2015 at 9:59 am

    Good grief…we got left alone my mozzies last summer..but the wasps were unreal…yikes! Loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:52 am

      Oh WOW! Did you know that daddy is allergic to wasps? We found that out a couple of years back the hard way! XOXO – Bacon

      • Fozziemum

        08/11/2015 at 10:57 am

        Oh is Fozziedad and we found out last year when i had to ring an ambulance…scary stuff my friend 😦 loves Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        08/11/2015 at 11:59 am

        Yes it is. Please keep Fozziedad safe my friend. We need these men in our lives for sure. XOXO – Bacon

      • Fozziemum

        08/11/2015 at 9:48 pm

        That we do Bacon that we do! loves Fozziemum xxx


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