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05 Aug

 STOP EVERYTHING –

Oh my piggy – I’m so excited.  I haven’t been this excited since mom upgraded my cable in my bedroom on my flat screen television.  Last night, this was breaking news.  Oh my piggy heavens!  I have a chance.  Quick, I need a bath.  I need new clothes.  I need a stylist.  I need a plane ticket to Hollywood.  Someone set me up quick.

The woman of my dreams is not available – SQUEALS!

 
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31 responses to “Breaking News – STOP EVERYTHING!

  1. onespoiledcat

    08/05/2015 at 1:08 pm

    Bacon my friend it’s time for you to make your “MOVE” !!!! How could Miss Piggy resist – you will be the manpig of her dreams!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 3:06 pm

      Exactly cousin. I can bring her so much more than that amphibian. I’ve been saying that for years. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Nylabluesmum

    08/05/2015 at 1:12 pm

    Woo Hoo Unccle Bacon>>>go fur it!!!!
    Furinally Miss Piggie came to her senses…go get her Unccle! Shee will need a ‘shoulder’ to cry on… 😉
    ***Hi-5’ss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 3:06 pm

      Of course she will nefkitty and I really intend on being that shoulder – snorts with happiness. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        08/05/2015 at 3:15 pm

        444 paws up Unccle Bacon>>>go get tha tLady Luv of yurss!!
        What DID shee see inn thee frog anyway???? 😉
        **Hi-5’ss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

         
  3. cravesadventure

    08/05/2015 at 1:16 pm

    Wishing You the BEST – Good Luck in Winning her heart 🙂 Happy Day – Enjoy!

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 3:06 pm

      Thank you so much my friend. I’m so writing her today. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Nikitaland

    08/05/2015 at 1:40 pm

    Oh Bacon, pull your tuxedo out of your closet and propose to Miss Piggy today!

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 3:08 pm

      I’m so on it my friends. I gotta jump while the jumping is good. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. sepultura13

    08/05/2015 at 2:07 pm

    Hubba hubba – get those poems of sweet nothings ready, Bacon!
    😀

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 3:09 pm

      Oh yes – I am so on this. I’ve got an appointment with dad’s barber tomorrow. Gotta look my best these days. You never know when she might all of a sudden show up at my door, right? XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. sue hall

    08/05/2015 at 2:21 pm

    Uh oh…do your folks know about this ‘older woman? She could be a “cougar” ya know… I bet she is a high maintenance piggy too ! Be careful lover boy piggy !!
    L&M ^.^ ^.^

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 3:09 pm

      High maintenance huh? Daddy calls mommy that sometimes – snorts. Is that a bad thing? Rolls with piggy laughter. I gotta look into this. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. franhunne4u

    08/05/2015 at 3:16 pm

    You are sure Miss Piggy has not just decided she is in fact more into females?

     
  8. Midwestern Plant Girl

    08/05/2015 at 3:38 pm

    Here’s your chance! Go for it!

     
    • PigLove

      08/05/2015 at 4:58 pm

      Thanks buddy – I’m so going for the woman of my dreams. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/05/2015 at 6:28 pm

    She’s waaaay to old for you, Bacon and by the time you took off all the makeup that makes her look good, you’d be asleep. 😉

     
    • PigLove

      08/06/2015 at 9:21 am

      WOW – I didn’t think about that. Daddy has told me about women like that – shivers. He says you wake up the next morning and wonder who in the heck that person is and how did they get in your house – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. gentlestitches

    08/05/2015 at 8:00 pm

    Whoo hoo, in with a chance. Don’t delay, write to her! Today. 😀 ❤

     
    • PigLove

      08/06/2015 at 9:23 am

      On it NOW. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Reilly & Denny

    08/05/2015 at 8:05 pm

    don’t you mean she IS available – we heard Kermit has a new piggy love

     
  12. sunsetdragon

    08/06/2015 at 2:10 am

    Oh no say it is not true!!!

     
    • PigLove

      08/06/2015 at 9:26 am

      I know! That gives me one hoof in the door now with her 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. easyweimaraner

    08/06/2015 at 2:58 am

    that was my first thought too as I saw it yesterday in the news…. that’s YOUR chance… she actually sent that green guy back to the swamp, YAY!

     
    • PigLove

      08/06/2015 at 9:27 am

      YES! Bye-bye frog legs and hello sweet Bacon! XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. evilsquirrel13

    08/06/2015 at 3:04 am

    I’m happy that you might finally get the piggy of your dreams, Bacon! At the same time, though, I’m alarmed that the Muppets apparently need a jolt of publicity…

     
    • PigLove

      08/06/2015 at 9:27 am

      well I said that relationship would never last – snorts. Just what did they have in common? Now me and that lady on the other hoof – we were made for each other! XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. The Canadian Cats

    08/06/2015 at 5:31 pm

    Go for it Bacon! Miss Piggy is a real catch….so to speak. Get those new clothes and a stylist right away. I would suggest sending her an e-mail with your picture first. Why waste all that money on a ticket to Hollywood if she won’t even see you. I’ll bet she’ll respond my friend. A match made in the Pig Pen!

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      08/07/2015 at 10:34 am

      Oh Squeals! I’m so on it. I’m writing her a letter this weekend and will try sending it to her. You know I’ve done it twice now with no response. Maybe this time, she will write back… a pig has hopes, right? XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Lassie and Benji

    08/07/2015 at 8:27 pm

    What! Thats shocking news!

     
    • PigLove

      08/10/2015 at 10:27 am

      I know! Can you believe this? I got my letter out this weekend. We shall see what happens 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       

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