Breaking News – STOP EVERYTHING!
STOP EVERYTHING –
Oh my piggy – I’m so excited. I haven’t been this excited since mom upgraded my cable in my bedroom on my flat screen television. Last night, this was breaking news. Oh my piggy heavens! I have a chance. Quick, I need a bath. I need new clothes. I need a stylist. I need a plane ticket to Hollywood. Someone set me up quick.
The woman of my dreams is not available – SQUEALS!
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Piglove 
onespoiledcat
08/05/2015 at 1:08 pm
Bacon my friend it’s time for you to make your “MOVE” !!!! How could Miss Piggy resist – you will be the manpig of her dreams!
Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 3:06 pm
Exactly cousin. I can bring her so much more than that amphibian. I’ve been saying that for years. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
08/05/2015 at 1:12 pm
Woo Hoo Unccle Bacon>>>go fur it!!!!
Furinally Miss Piggie came to her senses…go get her Unccle! Shee will need a ‘shoulder’ to cry on… 😉
***Hi-5’ss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 3:06 pm
Of course she will nefkitty and I really intend on being that shoulder – snorts with happiness. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
08/05/2015 at 3:15 pm
444 paws up Unccle Bacon>>>go get tha tLady Luv of yurss!!
What DID shee see inn thee frog anyway???? 😉
**Hi-5’ss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
cravesadventure
08/05/2015 at 1:16 pm
Wishing You the BEST – Good Luck in Winning her heart 🙂 Happy Day – Enjoy!
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 3:06 pm
Thank you so much my friend. I’m so writing her today. XOXO – Bacon
Nikitaland
08/05/2015 at 1:40 pm
Oh Bacon, pull your tuxedo out of your closet and propose to Miss Piggy today!
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 3:08 pm
I’m so on it my friends. I gotta jump while the jumping is good. XOXO – Bacon
sepultura13
08/05/2015 at 2:07 pm
Hubba hubba – get those poems of sweet nothings ready, Bacon!
😀
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 3:09 pm
Oh yes – I am so on this. I’ve got an appointment with dad’s barber tomorrow. Gotta look my best these days. You never know when she might all of a sudden show up at my door, right? XOXO – Bacon
sue hall
08/05/2015 at 2:21 pm
Uh oh…do your folks know about this ‘older woman? She could be a “cougar” ya know… I bet she is a high maintenance piggy too ! Be careful lover boy piggy !!
L&M ^.^ ^.^
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 3:09 pm
High maintenance huh? Daddy calls mommy that sometimes – snorts. Is that a bad thing? Rolls with piggy laughter. I gotta look into this. XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
08/05/2015 at 3:16 pm
You are sure Miss Piggy has not just decided she is in fact more into females?
Midwestern Plant Girl
08/05/2015 at 3:38 pm
Here’s your chance! Go for it!
PigLove
08/05/2015 at 4:58 pm
Thanks buddy – I’m so going for the woman of my dreams. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
08/05/2015 at 6:28 pm
She’s waaaay to old for you, Bacon and by the time you took off all the makeup that makes her look good, you’d be asleep. 😉
PigLove
08/06/2015 at 9:21 am
WOW – I didn’t think about that. Daddy has told me about women like that – shivers. He says you wake up the next morning and wonder who in the heck that person is and how did they get in your house – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
08/05/2015 at 8:00 pm
Whoo hoo, in with a chance. Don’t delay, write to her! Today. 😀 ❤
PigLove
08/06/2015 at 9:23 am
On it NOW. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
08/05/2015 at 8:05 pm
don’t you mean she IS available – we heard Kermit has a new piggy love
sunsetdragon
08/06/2015 at 2:10 am
Oh no say it is not true!!!
PigLove
08/06/2015 at 9:26 am
I know! That gives me one hoof in the door now with her 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
08/06/2015 at 2:58 am
that was my first thought too as I saw it yesterday in the news…. that’s YOUR chance… she actually sent that green guy back to the swamp, YAY!
PigLove
08/06/2015 at 9:27 am
YES! Bye-bye frog legs and hello sweet Bacon! XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
08/06/2015 at 3:04 am
I’m happy that you might finally get the piggy of your dreams, Bacon! At the same time, though, I’m alarmed that the Muppets apparently need a jolt of publicity…
PigLove
08/06/2015 at 9:27 am
well I said that relationship would never last – snorts. Just what did they have in common? Now me and that lady on the other hoof – we were made for each other! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
08/06/2015 at 5:31 pm
Go for it Bacon! Miss Piggy is a real catch….so to speak. Get those new clothes and a stylist right away. I would suggest sending her an e-mail with your picture first. Why waste all that money on a ticket to Hollywood if she won’t even see you. I’ll bet she’ll respond my friend. A match made in the Pig Pen!
(((Shoko)))
PigLove
08/07/2015 at 10:34 am
Oh Squeals! I’m so on it. I’m writing her a letter this weekend and will try sending it to her. You know I’ve done it twice now with no response. Maybe this time, she will write back… a pig has hopes, right? XOXO – Bacon
Lassie and Benji
08/07/2015 at 8:27 pm
What! Thats shocking news!
PigLove
08/10/2015 at 10:27 am
I know! Can you believe this? I got my letter out this weekend. We shall see what happens 🙂 XOXO – Bacon