Dear Bacon

04 Aug

I have to give a shout out to my little brother Houdini for helping out last week in my Dear Bacon issue.  Who knew that the pooch had it in him to give such great advice?  Awesome job little guy – thanks so much!!


Dear Bacon – Sometimes drastic times call for drastic measures.  I’m just saying.  There we were at the kennel – just the two of us because our parents decided to go on a trip without us.  How could they?  Neither one of us could believe that they put us up in a kennel while they had a great time in the sun.  What’s worse?  They forgot my teddy bear.  So I did what I had to do.  I used the dog as my teddy bear.  Have you ever been in this kind of situation?  Signed Lost in Vacation

Dear Lost in Vacation – Have I ever my friend?  Like you said, sometimes you have to do what you have to do to make it work.  There was no problem in using your brother as your teddy bear.  Doesn’t look like he cared the least.  In fact, it probably made him feel better knowing that you were there with him while your parents were having fun.  I say you made the best out of the situation friend.  And I know how you feel.  Last week at camp, mom forgot my king size Egyptian cotton sheet.  It was horrid not having my blankie with me all week.  It was the first thing I went to when I came home Saturday night.  I know exactly how you feel!

Dear Bacon – Sometimes you have just had that kind of day.  You know the one.  The one where you can’t catch the squirrel.. or the mailman.. or that loud car that vrooms-vrooms up/down the street all day taunting you..or that pesky purr thing.  Shakes head.  Today was that day.  The cat ate all of my food.  Mom forgot to give me water before her and dad left for work.  I was thirsty.  I couldn’t even get to the toilet in the bathroom because the purr thing shut the door.  That purr thing really has it out for me.  So, when dad finally got home.  I had to have a cold one.  It was screaming my name.  Have you ever felt this way?  Signed Cold Brewsky

Dear Cold Brewsky – In a word, YES.  I have felt that way at times.  You should try living here at the Hotel Thompson with a pooch and two purr things. The pooch I can handle most of the time.  It’s those two pesky purr things.  They are conniving.  And yours shut the bathroom door on purpose and drunk all your water.  WOW!  I think that calls for a major payback.  Nods head and looks innocent – not that I sponsor that kind of thing in this world where we all need to get along.  I’m just sayin’ though when the purr thing isn’t looking maybe you should turn their drinking water yellow if you know what I mean.  Let them know what it’s like not to have fresh water all day.  Take care of yourself little guy!

Dear Bacon – That damn dog. Yep I said it.  I know you don’t like to hear things like that but look what that stupid Brewsky did to me!  He dared me to go out on this stupid flimsy looking float.  Okay maybe with that dare was a piece of cat treat that he strategically placed on the floaty thing.  What can I say – my stomach rules me.  I got on this piece of floating crap and he pushed it out into the water.  I’m stuck!  Call PETA.  Call Animal Control.  Call someone.  I’m stuck on an island of hate.  You just wait until I get that creepy little dog!  Signed Island of Claws and Hisses

Dear Island of Claws and Hisses – Give me a second to pick myself off of the floor from laughing.  Why don’t you give Brewsky a break.  If I read his letter correctly above, did you not drink all of HIS water and shut the bathroom door so he went without water all day?  At least he gave YOU water.  I’m just sayin’.  Can I get you anything?  A pillow, some tea or a biscuit?  Snorts with piggy laughter.  Don’t worry, I’ll call your parents…. in a couple of hours.  Give the dog a bone and put those claws in… you wouldn’t want to get a hole in your floaty thing.

Dear Bacon – Oh have mercy to the doggy heaven.  What has been seen can not be unseen.  Shakes head.  I do believe that my eyes are stuck this way.  The humans they scare me.  If you ever hear your humans say something about going skinny dipping – don’t walk – RUN!  There we were last night outside near the pool.  The only light we had was from the blue moon.  The humans were laughing like they do sometimes and talking about skinny dipping.  Let me just tell you that there is no skinny or dipping involved.  They took off their clothes and jumped in the pool.  That’s right – without anything on.!  Signed Shocked for Life

Dear Shocked for Life – Oh my piggy heavens!  That look – I was so hoping that you just had a Botox injection and not was scarred for life.  I so hope my humans don’t dare this.  First off because my piggy pool wouldn’t hold my dad’s foot let alone the both of their bodies.  And running naked in my backyard under the moon with just the two of them, I think the earth would just suck me up right there and then.  I hope your look goes away soon my friend.

Dear Bacon – What?  I’m sure you have heard of the saying piggy back ride.  That’s what we were doing here.  The humans had went to work. We drew straws and I got to go first.  What?  Don’t all dogs do this?  It’s kind of fun.  Why should you piggies have all of the fun with this neat ride?  Signed Harley and Davidson

Dear Harley and Davidson – Well guys I gotta say it is fun.  Sometimes the little guy here, Houdini, gets on my back for a piggy back ride.  And hey let me tell you something.  Piggy back is not just for anipals.  I saw daddy giving mommy a piggy back ride the other day.  It’s a fun game – what can I say?  Carry on and don’t worry my friends.  I’m not hating!




Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU!  Please keep sending your pictures and questions to my email. 


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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. franhunne4u

    08/04/2015 at 1:08 am

    You got it all wrong, Bacon – the dog is telling you stories about the cat closing the door on him – cats OPEN doors – closing is for humans!

    • PigLove

      08/04/2015 at 9:45 am

      I’m not sure about that. I’ve seen the purr things here close doors on purpose. They can be back stabbing little vixens when they want to be. I’m just saying from this piggy’s point of view first hoof. XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        08/04/2015 at 3:05 pm

        My female cannot even OPEN a door she is a snob, she HAS the male open the door for her – and he can only open doors that are not closed, but left open slightly ..

  2. sunsetdragon

    08/04/2015 at 1:13 am

    Dear Bacon this is Ali and I want to tell you I am totally innocent. I did not climb the lamp after that bug. It was the hamster.

    • PigLove

      08/04/2015 at 9:47 am

      And Ali – I believe you. Hamsters can be devious and the are night creatures. They probably wanted that light turned off… what? Oh the light was off. Maybe they wanted to be in lights then… you know perhaps they had a secret desire to be on Broadway. I believe you my friend. I truly do. XOXO – Bacon

  3. amommasview

    08/04/2015 at 1:23 am

    Hehehehe! Love it 🙂

    • PigLove

      08/04/2015 at 9:47 am

      Thanks my dear friend. I really do try to help my fellow anipals out in their time of need. XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    08/04/2015 at 2:13 am

    omd today is lookalike day… Cold Brewsky looks a little like Noodle as he was a puppy… and Harley could be a cousin of Earl…and with reading Shocking for Life’s story I know what really happened to a reality tv-star here who got new eyebrows via permanent make-up (in the middle of her forehead lol)…she saw the same scary thing like this pup :o)

    • PigLove

      08/04/2015 at 9:49 am

      So true! I saw the resemblances too in today’s edition. I tell you brother there are fellow anipals all over the world that need our help – one letter at a time. We can make a change! XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    08/04/2015 at 9:29 am

    Brewsky may be the world’s cutest bottle opener…

    • PigLove

      08/04/2015 at 11:00 am

      I think you are right. I wonder if he can open mine right now? It is 5pm somewhere, right? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. sepultura13

    08/04/2015 at 11:40 am

    The purr-thing on the Island of Claws and Hisses does NOT look very happy!

    • PigLove

      08/04/2015 at 12:25 pm

      Shakes piggy head. Nope. I would say you are right on that one. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    08/04/2015 at 7:17 pm

    Mew mew mew oh Unccle Bacon that Brewsky dog an his Kat are heelareeuss!!!
    An the poor doggie with thee skinny dippin pawentss……
    This was a grate collum Unccle!
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXx

  8. The Canadian Cats

    08/06/2015 at 9:12 pm

    hahaha…loved the piggy back ride. Think I’ll try it with Kali.


    • PigLove

      08/07/2015 at 10:36 am

      Snorts! That sounds like a game plan my friend. Let me know how it works out for you okay. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon


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