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Joke of the Day

25 Jul

A man was arrested for stealing  Finally the court date rolled around and he and his wife went.  The judge asked the man, “Young man, exactly what did you steal?”  The man replied, “Sir, I stole some peaches.”

The judge asked, “How many did you steal?”  The man replied, “Six”.

The judge said, “Well, I’m going to give you one month for every peach you stole.  Sentence is six months”.  After saying that, the wife raised her hand and asked if she could say something.  The judge said of course.

The woman stood up and said, “Well, he stole a can of peas too.”

 
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Posted by on 07/25/2015 in Bacon

 

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9 responses to “Joke of the Day

  1. franhunne4u

    07/25/2015 at 3:13 am

    Seems their marriage is not as happy as that between your humans.

     
    • PigLove

      07/27/2015 at 8:33 am

      aaawww thanks my friend. ❤ Houdini

       
  2. Leo

    07/25/2015 at 5:27 am

    Definitely not a marriage made in heaven. Good job it wasn`t a 1kg packet of sesame seeds that he stole.. 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/27/2015 at 8:34 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Isn’t that the truth! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    07/25/2015 at 8:04 am

    oh… that’s not really true love… and I feel sorry for the guy who has to count the peas for the sentence :o)

     
  4. Fozziemum

    07/25/2015 at 10:20 am

    What a dibber dobber the missus is hahahah…loves ya to bits Fozziemum xxx

     
  5. The Canadian Cats

    07/25/2015 at 5:46 pm

    hahaha…what a loving wife? Just goes to show you. This is why a wife and husband can’t testify for each other. It might not be what the other thinks.

    (((Shoko)))

     
  6. gentlestitches

    07/26/2015 at 6:49 am

    oh dear, with friends like her who needs enemies? 😀

     
  7. Nylabluesmum

    07/26/2015 at 3:16 pm

    Mew mew mew!!!!
    ROFWL!!!!
    Funny Lady June…
    **Hi-5’ss** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum 🙂 🙂

     

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