Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –
Keeping his paws on the nuts of the world –
Oh chitter-chatter. I think this is a day that we *all* have been looking forward to all year long – National Junk Food Day. Today, July 21st, we can eat all of the junk we want – hopefully without calories! Today being National Junk Food Day gives us a chance to eat anything and everything we can put our greedy little hands/paws/hooves on and not feel one bit of guilt. Potato chips, dips, Cheetos, pretzels, ice cream, nuts, french fries, milkshakes, pizza – what’s your pleasure for today?
Personally, I think today is going to be a race here at the Hotel Thompson to see who can eat more junk food – Bacon or his daddy… oh and don’t think Bacon’s mom won’t participate. She’s been doing that four lettered bad word – diet – I’m sure she will enjoy her own as well!