Welcome back my friends to the reveal of the five statements. Which one did you guess was true? Did you pick it right away or did it take some work in thinking about each one? Just what kind of person is my mommy? Let’s see if you got it right.
Statement #01 – Mom got a sport letter and award in Track when she was in high school. Winner-Winner. Mommy actually was the assistant to the track coach in high school for two years and kept the scores for all meets. This is how she gained her letter and award. Snorts – you thought she ran didn’t you? If mom ran, she says she would have two black eyes and two broken knees. Now that is hilarious! AND who was the first person to guess it correctly – my brother Easy. He knows my mommy!
Statement #02 – Mommy loves Cabbage Patch Kids. Really? Mommy despised Cabbage Patch Kids. If you are a true follower, you have read her story about the demise of her *cherished* Cabbage Patch Kid in a fierce game of Cowboys and Indians – snorts with piggy laughter.
Statement #03 – Mom graduated with a C average in high school. C student – oh no. Mommy was an honor graduate – straight A’s. In fact, some would say she was a nerd! The shock of that huh?
Statement #04 – Mom’s first pet she ever had was a snail named Igor. This would have been cool but again no. Mom’s first pet was a dog named Beast.
Statement #05 – Mom and dad met when mom was working her pole at her second job. Now I had to throw this in there. Of course it didn’t happen this way. But once, mom/dad went to a book store when they were dating. Mom wrote a check and the lady asked for her work number. Daddy did tell the lady it was the Cheetah Club (which was a strip joint in Atlanta, Georgia). The lady replied, “Yeah, right. I don’t think anyone with Holly Hobby checks would be a stripper!”. Now *that’s* funny.
Piglove 
franhunne4u
07/16/2015 at 12:38 pm
Oh, that is cheating! *sigh*
Congrats to Easy.
PigLove
07/16/2015 at 1:47 pm
Not cheating. Snorts – true story. Piggy laughing out loud. XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
07/16/2015 at 4:15 pm
But how she got it was cheating! *stomps*
PigLove
07/16/2015 at 5:01 pm
Of course it wasn’t. Snorts! She was good with math. She had a great time watching all of the guys run like the wind. She was dedicated to the team. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
07/16/2015 at 1:54 pm
My Mom had a dog named Dante that I always called Beast because…. well, it was a beast! That was what inspired my original internet screen name (and thus why my email address has nothing to do with squirrels!)
PigLove
07/16/2015 at 2:46 pm
How hilarious! It’s such a small evil world isn’t it my friend? Snorts! XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
07/16/2015 at 11:27 pm
HaHa! I was close! 😀
PigLove
07/17/2015 at 10:45 am
Yes you were Auntie Sharon. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
earth2bellas
07/17/2015 at 12:19 am
Ah that was my guess too! Next time I’ll speak up (:
PigLove
07/17/2015 at 10:45 am
Please do my friend! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
07/17/2015 at 4:36 am
oh boy oh boy your dad is the funniest guy ever… I would like to go shopping with him hahahahaha. guess what? my mom was the greatest fan of Holly Hobbie… she had the wallpapers in her room and 87 pillows and blankets …no wonder that the furst boy she invited in her room ran away with mach2 :o)
PigLove
07/17/2015 at 10:57 am
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. My dad has always said that your mom and my mom are long lost twins with different mothers brother. This is too funny. XOXO – Bacon
Midwestern Plant Girl
07/17/2015 at 6:39 am
Oh well. Better luck next time! I take thought the snail fit in with all the crazy Thompson’s over there!
PigLove
07/17/2015 at 10:59 am
It really would have for sure. Does it count that mom has Sea Monkeys? XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
07/17/2015 at 10:33 am
Way to go, Easy! That boy is so darn smart. I actually spluged coffee out when I read that last one [Holly Hobby cheeks]. Hahaha. What a hoot! 😉
PigLove
07/17/2015 at 11:41 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. See daddy’s behavior goes WAY back while dating mommy. He is quite the character. XOXO – Bacon