My Parents are Weird

15 Jul

  Bet you didn’t know that, huh?  Snorts – sure you did.  My humans were dropped on their heads too much as children.  In fact, I think they probably fell off the back of several pick up trucks while growing up.  This past weekend, they decided to go to the movies before having our “family meeting”.  What a joke that was but you know about that already and I’m sure you’ll be hearing more about that soon.  So all goes well.  Mom has been wanting to see the movie Jurassic World.  She loves all of those movies but she wanted to wait until the hoopla died down a bit so the theater wouldn’t be overly crowded.  Good plan huh?

So they went and mom gets her favorite treat – popcorn – while dad goes for his favorite – nachos and cheese.  Can these two agree on anything – snorts?  So there they were watching the gazillion previews and trailers for up and coming new movies.  Rolls piggy eyes.  Mom said by the time the previews got over, she turned to daddy and said, “What are we watching today?”  Isn’t that how it is though?  That’s why I insist on watching movies at home in my bedroom.  I can stop and pause for potty breaks and popcorn in the comfort of my toddler bed.  Snorts.

But there they were chowing down and waiting for the movie to start.  That’s when mom said it happened.  Mom said that one of dad’s nacho and cheese chips ‘jumped’ in the middle of her popcorn bag.  What?  How did that happen, right?  That’s when daddy said he ‘might have’ had some help with it.  Really daddy?  I’m shocked.

So he picked up some popcorn on his nacho and cheese and said it was delicious.  Mom tried one and said it was really good.  Thus that started the Nachos-cheese-popcorn party before the movie.  Rolls piggy eyes.  Those two are so easily amused.

The movie then started and for the next two hours they were quiet.  Mom said the movie was outstanding.  Dad said it was great.  There were ups and downs and you have to be kidding me situations.  But overall, they highly recommended it.  Afterwards they came home and that’s when it happened.  I think daddy brought someone home with him.  Of course mommy was like, “Can we keep him”.  All I gotta say is he’s not staying in my bedroom!


Posted by on 07/15/2015 in Bacon


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20 responses to “My Parents are Weird

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    07/15/2015 at 1:43 am

    Good grief! RUN BACON!!!!!!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/15/2015 at 10:17 am

      I know! I can’t believe they brought that thing home with them. Are they insane? XOXO – Bacon

  2. sunsetdragon

    07/15/2015 at 2:02 am

    Oh no is it a meat eater?

    • PigLove

      07/15/2015 at 10:18 am

      I hope not! XOXO – Bacon

  3. easyweimaraner

    07/15/2015 at 4:43 am

    I so agree, it’s better to watch movies at home… you can do a lot of funny things you can’t do at the movies, like doing your nails or pharrrting :o) popcorn&nachso with cheese are in my cookbook now, I will try your recipe as soon as we will get the dci barnaby box from amazon :o) btw: my mom’s alltime favorite movie is La Boum (yes, I know she is still a teenie lol) and there was a super pawt with popcorn at the movies :
    … another reason to have your own home cinema… even with a cute visitor from Jurassic Park :o)

    • PigLove

      07/15/2015 at 10:24 am

      Oh brother – that is super hilarious. My dad is laughing and almost fell off of his sofa. He said he has to try that one. Mommy will be *SO* surprised – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        07/15/2015 at 10:43 am

        hahahaha… I hope that surprise has a happy end :o) the movie was pawsome, how bad that it probably not exists in english :o(

  4. Cupcake

    07/15/2015 at 5:29 am

    Eat it, B. That’s the best solution. Just start at the bottom and eat that guy for breakfast.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      07/15/2015 at 10:25 am

      I will slowly sneak up behind him from under mom’s chaise and see what I can do. I gotta do something. Heck, if mom sees him standing on her chaise like that, she will eat him for breakfast! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Midwestern Plant Girl

    07/15/2015 at 7:06 am

    They don’t have to outrun the teethy visitor. .. They just need to outrun YOU! 😨😲 Aieeeeee!

    • PigLove

      07/15/2015 at 10:26 am

      Amen! XOXO – Bacon

  6. anotherday2paradise

    07/15/2015 at 9:45 am

    I much prefer watching movies on my favourite sofa with my feet up. I’m really not into monster movies though. 😯

    • PigLove

      07/15/2015 at 10:43 am

      My humans do as well. Mom though was into these dinosaur movies and they just had to go see it. It really wasn’t scary – but it was a great movie. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Reilly & Denny

    07/15/2015 at 4:35 pm

    keep it in the backyard I think 🙂

  8. gentlestitches

    07/15/2015 at 9:19 pm

    I saw that movie a few days a go with my son and some friends. When the sea monster popped up as the dinos were fighting I actually screamed! I thought the movie was really good but also really scary. I hope your parents bought a leaf and not a meat eater into the house! 😀

    • PigLove

      07/16/2015 at 9:13 am

      I really hope they did too Auntie Sharon. Mom said she remembers that scene and she jumped too – snorts. She said another favorite part is when they are looking for the kids and Claire asks Owen if he can ‘track the kids by smell’ – something along those lines. Owen’s response was the best ever, “I was in the Navy not the Navajo”. OMP! Mom said she loved that. Do you remember it? XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. And mom said also that she wished someone gave her the heads up about the pig scene in the beginning. She didn’t go into any details but said she was rooting for the oinker – go mom!

      • gentlestitches

        07/16/2015 at 8:23 pm

        I was also worried for the pig! Relieved when he escaped. That scene about smell was hilarious! 😀

  9. Tails Around the Ranch

    07/17/2015 at 2:44 pm

    Yikes, I think those creatures like pork a little too much if you know what I mean. Stay away, stay very far away (I’ll be waiting till that movie comes out on DVD; I’m with you, Bacon, much better at home with a convenient “paws” button. 🙂

    • PigLove

      07/17/2015 at 4:29 pm

      I agree. I like it better at home in my crib… that way when something scares me nobody sees me shaking… snorts! XOXO – Bacon

  10. Nylabluesmum

    07/17/2015 at 4:22 pm

    YIKESS Unccle Bacon itt iss a Vee-loss-e-raptur….RUN!!!!!!!!!
    LadyMum wanted to see thiss movie also. She not allowed out if shee gonna bring home dine-o-sauss!! mee iss NOT on thee menu 😉
    That cheese-nacho-popcorn looks sorta tastee….pleeze pass thee popcorn nachoss…..mew mew mew…..
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXxXx


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