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Funny Humor

12 Jul
I’m still feeling amused today my friends – snorts.  Be afraid 🙂  Enjoy these and if you happen to wee on yourself just a bit from laughing, I won’t tell anyone.  🙂

What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? “I know what’s wrong here; you’re just a little hoarse!”

 A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, “Thank God,” and for it to stop you say, “Amen.”

So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff.

Just in time, he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.

“Whew,” said the man, “thank God!”


How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.

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 Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!


 
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Posted by on 07/12/2015 in Bacon

 

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6 responses to “Funny Humor

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/12/2015 at 12:38 pm

    pheeeew that was a scary adventure with that horse… butt fortunately with a happy end … thanks god, huh? hehehehe

     
    • PigLove

      07/13/2015 at 10:47 am

      Snorts – it sure was brother. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. The Canadian Cats

    07/12/2015 at 9:50 pm

    haha….I sure hope not the same way….slammin’ should be an easy hit.

    ((Shoko))

     
  3. hairballexpress

    07/12/2015 at 11:27 pm

    MWAHAHAHA 😹 Pawsome! Happy Sunday, Piggy dude!

     
  4. gentlestitches

    07/13/2015 at 5:14 am

    ouch! 😀

     
  5. mythreemoggies

    07/13/2015 at 7:26 am

    You nutter 🙂

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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