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Funny Humor

11 Jul

Okay my friends.  This weekend, I’m feeling funny with a slight temperature of amusement.  With that in mind, I have jokes to share.  I do hope that you enjoy these.


 

Snake 1 says, “Are we poisonous?”

Snake 2 replies, “I don’t know, why?”.

Snake 1 says, “I just bit my lip.”


 

One of the highlights of the biology course at my university was the monthly feeding of a caged rattlesnake kept in the laboratory. One time, the entire class gathered around the cage and, in complete silence, watched as the feeding took place.

 ‘I’m jealous of the snake,’ the instructor said. ‘I never get the class’s undivided attention like this.’
A student answered matter-of-factly, ‘You would if you could swallow a mouse.’

What is the difference between a cat and a dog?

Dogs think, “Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods.

Cats think, “Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God.”

 

 
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Posted by on 07/11/2015 in Bacon

 

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8 responses to “Funny Humor

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/11/2015 at 12:32 pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha… now I know what was wrong in my school… the teacher ate only sandwiches never a mouse :o)

     
    • PigLove

      07/13/2015 at 10:34 am

      Exactly! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. The Island Cats

    07/11/2015 at 6:27 pm

    OMC! Thanks for the laughs!

     
    • PigLove

      07/13/2015 at 10:36 am

      You are so welcome my friends. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. The Florida Furkids

    07/11/2015 at 8:15 pm

    HEHEHEHEHEHE….good ones!!!

    The Florida Furkids

     
    • PigLove

      07/13/2015 at 10:36 am

      Thanks dear friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. gentlestitches

    07/11/2015 at 9:03 pm

    Good ones! 😀

     
  5. Nylabluesmum

    07/17/2015 at 4:47 pm

    Mee-yow out loud those are berry funny Unccle Bacon!!!!
    Mew mew mew …
    **Hi-5’SS** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum 🙂 🙂

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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