Beware my friends. We have been watching the ID (Investigative Discovery) channel all weekend. I’ve picked up a few things from the shows.
1 – There is never a perfect murder.
2 – Never leave DNA, spit, hair follicles, blood or other known sources of bodily fluids at a crime scene.
3 – Never go back to the crime scene.
4 – Pick one story and stick to it. The least you make up the more you will remember and not get tripped up when and if you get interviewed.
5 – Never fall for the bad cop good cop routine.
6 – Never fall for it when the cops say they have proof or someone saw you. Tsk-Tsk Who says cops have to tell you the truth when you are being interviewed.
7 – Knowing all of this, don’t commit any murders or crimes. I don’t know about you but this pot belly doesn’t look good behind bars dressed in orange sharing a space with Bubba – snorts!
8 – If all else fails, blame daddy – double evil snorts!
07/05/2015 at 1:10 am
9 If even 8 fails, claim it was the “voices” telling you.
07/05/2015 at 4:32 pm
Snorts. This is so true my friend. That would definitely work as well. XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 1:13 am
Ali says blame the dog
07/05/2015 at 4:32 pm
I’m with Ali. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 1:29 am
This is so cute! I blame my girl she blames me or the dog! This is so cute! ❌⭕️❌⭕️💜
07/05/2015 at 4:33 pm
aaww thanks my friend. I just blame daddy! Snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon
07/06/2015 at 12:37 am
snort and oint! xoxo
07/05/2015 at 5:57 am
But Officer, it was the pig. I swear!
Who are you calling a pig?
07/05/2015 at 4:34 pm
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Looks innocent. Pig? What pig? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 6:14 am
I’m for sure going to blame your daddy if I get caught doing anything naughty. Thanks for the tip….
Love and licks,
07/05/2015 at 4:35 pm
But of course and you are so welcome to do so. I always blame daddy. Sometimes it really works and other times it doesn’t. You know – we have that wonderful hate/love relationship. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 6:16 am
Blaming Daddy is always the best solution!!!! HAHAHAHA
07/05/2015 at 4:35 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. I agree cousin! XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
07/05/2015 at 8:17 am
we wish we got a channel like that – mom loves a good mystery
07/05/2015 at 4:37 pm
ooh squeals. Your mom would absolutely ❤ this channel. We watch it all of the time and there are so many different shows to watch. XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 8:24 am
One of my favorite channels. You have some great things not to do. The criminals still are stupid. LOL.
07/05/2015 at 4:38 pm
YES.THEY.ARE! After watching a lot of these shows this past weekend, I have to agree 100%. XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 12:14 pm
If there was no such thing as the perfect murder, I’d be behind bars right now……. oops! Did I let that slip?
07/05/2015 at 4:41 pm
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Let’s team up my friend – I mean let’s get together and have fun. Oh darn. That didn’t come out right either. Let’s talk. Yeah that’s it. Let’s talk. XOXO – Bacon
Miss Harper Lee
07/05/2015 at 5:34 pm
If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were planning something, Bacon. 🙂
07/05/2015 at 5:49 pm
Snorts – who me beautiful? Miss you so much my friend. Got your card 🙂 Hope all is well. XOXO – Bacon
07/05/2015 at 10:44 pm
If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime! jail is one place we wanna stay clear of!. Especially here. They have stopped the inmates from smoking in aussieland and they are not happy! 😦
07/06/2015 at 9:32 am
Oh my pigs – I bet they are not happy. WOW! It’s bad enough when I do mediocre crimes here and have to pay the time in lock down in my bedroom – that sucks. I can’t imagine real “jail”. I don’t think I could make it Auntie Sharon. If it happened, would you make me a cake with a nail file in it? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
07/06/2015 at 11:12 pm
I would visit you with a large handbag and smuggle you back out leaving a crocheted replica in your place! 😀
07/07/2015 at 9:57 am
Snorts with piggy laughter!! Now that would be so much fun Auntie Sharon. XOXO – Bacon
07/06/2015 at 8:13 am
Great advice. Thanks for next time I kill someone.
07/06/2015 at 9:36 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. Take the advice my friend. Cover yourself. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
07/06/2015 at 11:08 am
Binge watching makes my over-active imagination run c-r-a-z-y at all the possible who-dun-it characters–usually I blame the cat but that’s just to make Sam feel better. 😉
07/06/2015 at 12:39 pm
Snorts. Yep, that’s the feeling. XOXO – Bacon