Oh my friends – I do hope you had a wonderful weekend and that you are well rested. Because this morning I have a great one for you. Really I do. Something I heard and just simply can’t resist sharing. I know it may be weak but after you read it you have to admit it is kind of funny for a Monday.
A frog goes into the bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that her name is Patty Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure, I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who says his dad is Mick Jagger, who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 AND he wants to use this as collateral.” She then holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean what the heck is this?”
The bank manager looks backs at her and says without missing a beat, “It’s a knickknack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a rolling stone.”
(I won’t tell anyone that you’re singing that last line – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter!)
franhunne4u
06/29/2015 at 1:17 am
Sorry, I did not get this.
Christy Paws
06/29/2015 at 1:32 am
Mom is giggling.
PigLove
06/29/2015 at 10:20 am
Snorts! I couldn’t resist it. XOXO – Bacon
charlie Downunder
06/29/2015 at 2:30 am
Crikey Bacon …… Mum loves that joke. We have a cricketer bloke in Australia who is the funniest bloke on earth. His name is Kerry O’keefe (nicknamed ‘the skull’). He does a great version of it. Mum cracks up every time she hears it.
PigLove
06/29/2015 at 10:21 am
I’ve got to research that and see if I can find him on the internet. Hilarious! Happy Monday my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Tillie McMullen
06/29/2015 at 8:33 am
I LOVE THIS!!!Thank you!
PigLove
06/29/2015 at 10:22 am
awww thank YOU my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
06/29/2015 at 10:47 am
Hee, hee, so clever.
sepultura13
06/29/2015 at 11:02 am
BOL!!! I haven’t heard this one in a while – thanks for sharing it! I’ll have to tell it to my Daddy when he rolls his bum out of bed!
😀
PigLove
06/29/2015 at 2:06 pm
Snorts! Wait he’s still in bed? Sounds to me like I need me another nap… I could push him out of bed for you with my snout 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
duncanr
06/29/2015 at 4:34 pm
the old ones are the best 😆
PigLove
06/30/2015 at 9:03 am
They really are my friend. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
06/30/2015 at 4:33 am
HaHaHa! Good one! 😀
The Canadian Cats
06/30/2015 at 7:41 pm
hahaha…now that IS funny…MOL.
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