What the heck is this?!
What the piggy heavens?! Mom I’m not even going to ask … okay I am.
Are you serious? Really? Baconnaise – the quote “ultimate bacon flavored spread”. On what? And “Everything should taste like Bacon”. And the topper, “No artificial flavoring”. Gulps and squeals!
I’m telling you my friends. This worries me. Should I worry? Or should I use daddy’s credit card and buy all of them to get it off the market?
Shakes piggy head and walks away confused.