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Baconnaise

20 Jun

What the heck is this?!  

What the piggy heavens?!  Mom I’m not even going to ask … okay I am.

Are you serious?  Really?  Baconnaise – the quote “ultimate bacon flavored spread”.  On what?  And “Everything should taste like Bacon”.  And the topper, “No artificial flavoring”.  Gulps and squeals!

I’m telling you my friends.  This worries me.  Should I worry?  Or should I use daddy’s credit card and buy all of them to get it off the market?

Shakes piggy head and walks away confused.

 
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Posted by on 06/20/2015 in Bacon

 

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17 responses to “Baconnaise

  1. speedyrabbit

    06/20/2015 at 1:10 pm

    OMB *shakes head too* xx Speedy

     
  2. majormanafemale

    06/20/2015 at 1:13 pm

    Don’t buy any they will take it as sign to make more. It just has some scraps from your cousin the farm pig whom given chance would eat a human. I personally don’t eat pork even my hot dogs are beef hot dogs

     
  3. sheilaenglehart

    06/20/2015 at 2:11 pm

    Are you getting royalties for allowing the use of your name in their product? Because that’s gold. And if I want mayo with Bacon in it, I’ll send you a jar to roll around on for me.:)

     
    • PigLove

      06/21/2015 at 3:24 pm

      Too funny. I would definitely be at your service any time – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Reilly & Denny

    06/20/2015 at 3:25 pm

    we agree – you should be getting royalities

     
    • PigLove

      06/21/2015 at 3:25 pm

      aaww thanks my friend. I think I need to write them a letter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. The Canadian Cats

    06/20/2015 at 6:31 pm

    No way could it taste as good as you do, Bacon. It’s a fake taste and we all can tell its fake…you have no worries. If, this satisfies peeps, why worry at all. You will be free of those that want any taste of you my friend.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      06/22/2015 at 8:43 am

      aaww that is great reasoning my friend. Thank you so very much! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. gentlestitches

    06/20/2015 at 8:57 pm

    ewwww! fear not! No one will want it! ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/22/2015 at 8:45 am

      Good. Piggy chin wavers. I hope not. I don’t think there’s enough of me to go around Auntie Sharon! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. hairballexpress

    06/20/2015 at 10:29 pm

    You could always use the card and blame it on the dog….😼

     
    • PigLove

      06/22/2015 at 8:45 am

      Head up – this is true. Ya’ll are great friends! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Nylabluesmum

    06/22/2015 at 7:46 pm

    EEEEWWWWW that mayo sounds pawfull ༼( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)༽
    Hopefully people will not buy it an it will all go to thee dump where it beelongss Unccle Bacon!!!!!
    ~~head rubss~~ yur neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2015 at 9:45 am

      AMEN! I mean what do humans see in this stuff? Even mom/dad went eeww that’s disgusting. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        06/23/2015 at 12:53 pm

        Mee has NO idea Unccle Bacon….
        Thee market people will try to sell anyfing! 😉
        **paw patss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXx

         
  9. Lori Fontanes

    06/24/2015 at 9:17 am

    Uh oh!!!

     

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