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Mom/Dad You Have Some Explaining To Do

18 Jun

  If you don’t know much about anything else about me by this point, you have to know that my humans are strange… unpredictable if you will. They are *always* getting into some type of trouble.  They are always going out and about unchaperoned.  And there is no telling what chaos they cause anywhere they go.  You don’t believe me still?

  Let’s take a look at example 1 to the left here.   Okay let’s assume I was snooping and found this on mom’s iPhone under pictures.  What?  I didn’t say that I did it.  I said just assume… looks innocent.  Let’s get back to the point shall we.  Tell me this my friends.  Have you ever been in a restaurant where there was such ‘stuff’ hanging around?  I mean is it me or a skull riding a motorcycle kind of eccentric or pushing the envelope just a bit?  Let alone mom/dad told me that this place was adults only and you had to be 21 years of age to enter and eat.  Now I understand why.  This restaurant is called the Vortex Bar and Grill and mom even did a blog about it on her food blog here.  It has great food… not that this oinker got a piggy bag to go or anything.  Snorts – way to go mom/dad.

When I saw this picture above, I was like cool a skull.  Then I looked further and longer at the picture.  Then I was like – what the pig is that?!  And more importantly – why is it hanging on the wall wearing Mardi Gras beads?  What the heck did it do to get those beads?  Of course seeing one of my ancestors ‘mounted’ on a wall got me squealing to the high heavens above and mom had to come to my bedroom to see what the problem was.  I mean heck, it’s not every day you see this, right?

Mom saw what I was squealing about and sat down on my toddler bed with me for ‘a talk’.  First up was the talk about not snooping… hey I said assume but I guess I just got busted huh?  Mom mentioned something about privacy and some things I shouldn’t see – blah blah blah – and sometimes things seen or heard can not be now unseen or unheard – blah blah blah.

Okay mom got it.  Please explain why one of my ancestors is on the wall wearing beads.  Honestly, she didn’t know why but she explained to me that this animal was called a boar.  There are several different classes of boars and mostly run wild.  We are related through the ancestry leaves.  He is kind of a mascot of sorts at this restaurant.  Okay that’s cool.  He lives on in fame still kind of smiling if you look at the grin on his face.  I wonder if that is because of the lack of somewhat clothing the waitresses wear in this alternative bar?  Or is because of the different people he sees throughout the day from lawyers to bikers?  But I still have to ask. Why is he wearing beads?  What do you think is the story behind that my friends?  You know this piggy has an inquiring mind.

 

 
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18 responses to “Mom/Dad You Have Some Explaining To Do

  1. easyweimaraner

    06/18/2015 at 12:36 pm

    It’s probably one of the ancestor of a wellknown piggy-diva… that could explain the beads… but I would like to visit that place… hey, wait why the skull has no head?

     
    • PigLove

      06/18/2015 at 1:01 pm

      Snorts! I think the skull thingy is on the other side of the sign… I hope so anyway. If not, wouldn’t it be cool to put Mr. Boar on the skull body? Now that’s what fun I’m talking about – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        06/19/2015 at 12:49 am

        that’s what I thought too… it would make a super cool ghost rider… maybe your pawrents can give that restaurant the idea and maybe they will get free food? it’s worth a try :o)

         
      • PigLove

        06/19/2015 at 9:16 am

        oohh squeals. I’m off to send them an email now brother on behalf of mom/dad. I think mom/dad will be so proud of that… especially if there is free food – snorts. Thanks! XOXO – Bacon

         
  2. sepultura13

    06/18/2015 at 1:41 pm

    I like the bike! I agree…Mr. Boar should be on the skull body, since it is only proper for a hog to be on a ‘Hog!’
    😀

     
    • PigLove

      06/18/2015 at 2:25 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I was wondering if anyone would get that. HA HA HA! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • sepultura13

        06/19/2015 at 1:21 am

        *barks happily*

        Sepultur’a is a smart pup!
        😉

         
  3. Charles Huss

    06/18/2015 at 4:07 pm

    Maybe the beads were put there simply to make people, and pigs, wonder why they were put there.

     
    • PigLove

      06/18/2015 at 5:15 pm

      This is true. I had not thought about that my friend. I must tell this to mom and see what she thinks about that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. sunsetdragon

    06/18/2015 at 5:00 pm

    Oh cool a harley bar!! Yes I have been to a bar like this many, many years ago.

     
    • PigLove

      06/19/2015 at 9:04 am

      Mom/dad say they are so much fun. Are they? They couldn’t bring this little oinker. They said I was under 21 – snorts. Imagine that huh? I think I would have fit right in and no one would have noticed me. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/18/2015 at 5:21 pm

    I suspect foul play on the beads…as in al-co-hol. I mean come on…who does that, notwithstanding the fact that this is a bar? Only someone under the influence, right? Bacon, you’ll just have to accept us bipeds can be a bit whacky sometimes particularly when there’s beer involved. 😉

     
    • PigLove

      06/19/2015 at 9:05 am

      Nods head. I’m learning that real quick my friend. WOW. Thank goodness I don’t drink that wacky stuff. Can you imagine how *I* would act? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Tails Around the Ranch

        06/19/2015 at 9:48 am

        Oh Bacon, I love the way you think (and write!) Hugs and puppy kisses.

         
      • PigLove

        06/19/2015 at 10:57 am

        aaww piggy blushes. Thank you! XOXO – Bacon

         
  6. Nylabluesmum

    06/22/2015 at 7:55 pm

    That iss sum place yur pawentss go to Unccle Bacon….
    Mee not know ’bout Byekerss or Boarss so mee cannot help you…all mee knows iss it scares mee a littul….mee tinkulled on meeself…(sorry LadyMum)…
    Maybee it ISS best to NOT know what thee Pawentss are doin!?!?
    **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

     
    • PigLove

      06/23/2015 at 9:47 am

      Snorts! I’m with you my dear friend. Some of the pictures and things I see on mom’s iPhone scares the beeswax out of me. Them two get into trouble A LOT without chaperoned. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        06/23/2015 at 1:06 pm

        Yur Mumma iss a fun luvvin Lady!! An yur Pappaw iss sorta ‘crazypantss’ fur a Hu’man….wee just gotta go with thee flow Unccle Bacon 😉
        **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

         

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