Dear Bacon

16 Jun

20140111-195536.jpg Dear Bacon – This is the pits.  No I mean it really.  It’s not bad enough that my humans put these ridiculous pajamas on me.  Now I have to wear the cone of shame.  AND they sat me in a make shift bed which is really an old potty box with a blanket.  Really?  This is how they treat me.  Can you give me a word of encouragement my piggy friend?  Signed Cat in the Hat

Dear Cat in the Hat – You know my friend.  You are looking at this all wrong.  Look at it from the positive prospective.  They put pajamas on you – I’m guessing – so that you wouldn’t scratch whatever you had done surgically, right?  Then they put the pitiful projector on your head so you couldn’t lick or bite that particular surgical spot, right?  AND then they put you in a comfortable spot with a blankie so you would be comfy.  See, look at it from this prospective.  Do you know what all of that adds up to this little piggy?  To me it says your humans care for you way more than you think and want you to be comfortable during this duration.  Instead of looking at it from your point of view, take it from my point of view.  And let me add, suck it up for all it’s worth – humans love that when they think they’ve done something to you 🙂

20140111-195548.jpg Dear Bacon –  Can you believe my humans have the audacity to blame ‘me’ – innocent cute little ‘me’ – as stealing one of their valuable orange crunchy things they snack on while watching television?  Me.  There is no way they can pin this crime on me.  There is no proof!  Signed Cheeto

Dear Cheeto – Do me a favor my friend.  Go to your nearest mirror and look at yourself.  Go ahead.  I’l wait.  Whistles while waiting and taps hooves.  Oh good you are back.  Did you see that incriminating evidence on your cute little face?  The orange stuff my friend.  That would be evidence of eating your humans prized Cheetos.  By your name, I’m thinking this is not your first run in with the law on being busted for this crime.  Might I make a suggestion for future escapades?  Once you have partaken of the evil Cheeto, go drink some water out of your bowl with delight.  I mean slush that water around on your cute little face to wash the orange stuff off.  No proof means it didn’t happen my friend.  Happy eating.


Dear Bacon – I was cold.  It was freezing in this house.  My humans like to hang me as they so delightfully like to say.  Don’t worry about us little pooches.  I had to resort to the last step and wrap myself like a hot dog.  It does the trick especially with the sun coming in from the window.  Have you ever been this cold?  Signed Cold Dog

Dear Cold Dog – WOW.  I say if you’re cold, go for it my friend.  I’m one of the very few here with us anipals that love it cold.  I’m with my mom and like you said, we like to hang meet here at the Hotel Thompson.  The colder the better.  Heck, if we could skip over summer we would so do so.  Stay warm my friend!

20140111-195606.jpgDear Bacon – Here is my brother.  He is so weird.  I was looking down at the dog just minding my own business.  That’s when Patches (my bro) jumped up and pulled my head up.  What was so important that he wanted me to see you ask?  The humans were cooking breakfast.  Something smelled so delightful.  They call it bacon.  I’m just wondering.  Do you know what this glorious smell is?  Signed Matches

Dear Matches – I know exactly what that awful stuff called bacon is.  It’s horrible.  Such a bad thing to ever try.  Some humans get addicted to it.  See, that’s how bad it is for you cats.  Once hooked, they can’t go back.  And I for one can guarantee you that you don’t want to get hooked on that bad drug.  Yeah, it’s a bad drug.  Better steer far away from it my friends.  I wouldn’t want it to stunt your growth or anything.  Snorts!


20140111-195617.jpgDear Bacon – Don’t you jussst love my new ssssweater?  I got it for my birthdaysss.  I just love to sssslither around the house wearing itsss.  I think it makesss me ssslim and bringsss out the color of my eyessss.  What do you thinksss?  Signed Sexy and I Know It

Dear Sexy and I Know It – As long as YOU think you are sexy and you know it, does it really matter what anyone else thinks?  You rock that sweater around your house all you want.  Perhaps maybe next time your humans can get you a longer one?  Keep slithering there where you are my friend.




FRIENDS – Please remember that Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please email me your pictures and letters 🙂


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18 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. amommasview

    06/16/2015 at 1:57 am

    Hehehehe… that just made me laugh. Awesome 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/16/2015 at 9:37 am

      Snorts – thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    06/16/2015 at 2:02 am

    Patches&Matches remind me of my daddy… as he was my mommas groomer, he did the same with her head :o)

    • PigLove

      06/16/2015 at 9:38 am

      Snorts!! Hilarious indeed. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Cupcake

    06/16/2015 at 4:46 am

    Some might see the Cold Dog more as a Pug in a Blanket! See what I did there? Sad news for the Cat in the Hat. That ain’t no hat…. Good luck, friends.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      06/16/2015 at 9:38 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter!! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Bell Fur Zoo

    06/16/2015 at 8:20 am

    BOL @ cat in the hat in the cone of shame! Tilda hates clothes and was not a fan of the cone of shame either!

    hmm I wonder if they make snake size sweaters???

    xoxo, Ginger Matt & Matilda

    • PigLove

      06/16/2015 at 9:39 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I’ll tell you a secret. They make snake size sweaters – they are called pillow cases – rolls with piggy gusto. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/16/2015 at 10:14 am

    Oh Bacon, you’re so clever and wise! Count me out on the sssweaters advice though. A snake slithering through the house…that’s just wrong, unless you’re in the Amazon, then slither away (though I’m guessing a sweater isn’t really necessary in the Amazon). 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/16/2015 at 12:07 pm

      As long as a snake is slithering anywhere but the Hotel Thompson, it’s okay with me. Snorts! I’m not a huge fan either.. for obvious reasons – oinks and snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. hairballexpress

    06/17/2015 at 12:54 am

    MWAHAHAHA 😹!!!!!!

  7. gentlestitches

    06/17/2015 at 4:58 am

    HaHaHa! I draw the line at knitting for snakes! I am OK as long as they stay out near the creek!

    • PigLove

      06/17/2015 at 8:38 am

      Exactly! I feel exactly the same here Auntie Sharon. They can stay far, far, FAR in the back of the Hotel Thompson where the creek is. Don’t come in my backyard. XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    06/17/2015 at 10:40 am

    This post was so awesome, it was the cat’s pajamas!

    • PigLove

      06/17/2015 at 11:34 am

      aaww shuffles hooves. Thanks my friends. This was another great week indeed! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    06/22/2015 at 8:29 pm

    Fuabuluss “Deer Bacon’ collum!! Inn fact since mee came here thiss iss mee favorite!!!
    mee finks Cheeto thee Kat was heelareeuss!! An LadyMum luvss thee ssssnake…….mee not sure shee wood bee so cav…cavell..cava….brave if THAT snake was inn our place, mew mew mew…..
    ***HI-5’SS*** Unccle Bacon
    Yur neffkitty Siddhartha henry =^,.^=

    • PigLove

      06/23/2015 at 9:51 am

      Snorts! Thanks my sweet friend. I do like this edition as well. And sssnnakkee can stay where he is. I don’t mind letters and pictures but I don’t need a front row seat to his adventure. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        06/23/2015 at 12:48 pm

        It was THEE BEST edition mee finkss…. Wee had sssssnakess on thee farm an they did not bother us reelly. they were Garter ssssssnakess an they were more scared of us Unccle then wee were of them mew mew mew…
        **paw patss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx


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