The other night when mom got home from the worky place, she put her purse on the floor in order to greet us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson. Well, she forgot about it when she went to go change clothes. Houdini smelled something coming from her purse. I gotta say, that dog has a great sniffer. Well me and the little guy went over to mom’s purse to check out this smell. That’s when we found it. How could you mom? How in the world could you?
What was she thinking with this so called chocolate bar – Pigs N’ Taters? Are you out of your ever lasting human mind? PIGS N’ TATERS!? Do I need to even ask where you got this and how exactly it was made? And don’t tell me you enjoy things like this mother of mine. Really? What’s a piggy to do with the findings of this exhibit? I’m thinking mom needs to be grounded. I haven’t been this humiliated since daddy brought home bacon flavored cheese doodles. Shakes piggy head and walks off in disgust.
06/10/2015 at 12:35 pm
I’m sure you’ve heard that “Bacon makes everything better.” Apparently, some people took the literal meaning.
06/10/2015 at 5:48 pm
I think you are so right my friend. Most mysterious this is… XOXO – Bacon
06/10/2015 at 12:55 pm
oh boy… I never heard about such chocolate… just for the records, how is the taste of sweet&salty things together? but I bet that’s artifical bacon, right?
06/10/2015 at 5:49 pm
I’m not sure brother. Mom is not saying. I’m going to try to squeeze some information out of her tonight. It has to be good – why else would she have this, right? XOXO – Bacon
06/10/2015 at 1:55 pm
Bacon, she just LOVES you so much, she could eat you .. and so that she does not have to, she eats this … Let alone, you know that piggies are omnivores – and sometimes sows eat their young uns. Be glad your human does not do this to you.
06/10/2015 at 5:49 pm
Amen to that!! XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
06/10/2015 at 2:09 pm
As a long time vegetarian, I’m with you, Bacon. But if you were to add sea salt to say caramel sauce on ice cream, now THAT be something I’d be jonesing for. Sweet and salty = tasty, tasty.
06/10/2015 at 5:50 pm
hhhmm – now that does sound appealing my friends. I like it! XOXO – Bacon
06/10/2015 at 2:24 pm
Oh yum-errrr-ummm-well geez-um I am wondering where she got this at-umm well you know just wondering.
06/10/2015 at 5:50 pm
She said that someone ‘gave’ it to her.. unlikely story I’m sure. But that ‘someone’ bought it at Cracker Barrel of all places. I think I need to picket them this weekend. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
06/10/2015 at 2:53 pm
Oh oh – maybe you should take this the Frankie and Ernie’s court – we think you have a case here
06/10/2015 at 5:51 pm
I’m thinking I might have to. How could mom, right? XOXO – Bacon
06/10/2015 at 3:14 pm
Say……that actually looks kinda nommy…….!
06/10/2015 at 5:52 pm
Of all the people cousin – I just *knew* you would say that! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
06/10/2015 at 3:57 pm
I Wonder if i have the right to smile !! 🙂
06/10/2015 at 5:53 pm
But of course you do my dear friend. I wonder what mom plans on doing with this predicament that came out of her purse? Ponders.. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
06/10/2015 at 6:38 pm
Oh no! Your mom needs to be grounded for a long time. No pork whatsoever while grounded…not even talking about pork. I for one am deeply saddened by this weird turn of events, Bacon MOL
06/11/2015 at 9:18 am
I know! A voice of reasoning you are my dear friend. I can’t believe mom’s behavior. Clicks teeth – so unbecoming. I think I shall ignore her and not give her any of my attention…XOXO – Bacon
P.S. That was the worse five minutes of my life ignoring her – snorts with piggy laughter
06/10/2015 at 6:50 pm
I’m sure it is artificial bacon. Or maybe I should say “I’m sure it is artificial, Bacon.” 🙂
06/11/2015 at 9:19 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. It’s all about the punctuation my friend. XOXO – Bacon
06/11/2015 at 2:09 am
Nooooooooooo! Your mom has NO shame! NO shame at all!
Wally & Sammy
06/11/2015 at 9:22 am
I know! I’m thinking I need to come and hang with ya’ll for a while until mom understands her madness and steps away from it while hunting back her sanity. XOXO – Bacon
Bell Fur Zoo
06/11/2015 at 9:39 am
Oh dear! Yes, I definitely think someone needs to be grounded 😉
06/11/2015 at 2:31 pm
Ferst let mee say on behalf of LadyMum an mee; wee LIV yur Mumma Unccle Bacon…
Seckond wee LUV you oodles!
An now our commint: “EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”
Thee thott of chocolate with bacon an chips iss ICKY!!!
(Nuffin purrsonal Lady June…)
Chocolate iss meant fur fruit or nutss…
Unccle Bacon do you waan come stay with us fur a while?? 😉
***nose bumpss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxxxxxxxxxxx
06/11/2015 at 4:20 pm
Thank you my friends and I so agree! If I find another spectacle like this in mom’s purse, I’m so hopping the next bus your way! XOXO – Bacon
06/12/2015 at 7:24 pm
Mee could not even type rite Unccle Bacon!!!
Wee has LOTSS of room inn thee Queen size bed an mee has a warm sheet you can use if you furget yurss!
Wee will keep thee door open so to speek!
❤ LUV ❤ an ***paw patss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
06/11/2015 at 3:03 pm
That candy bar is wrong on just about every level imaginable!
06/11/2015 at 4:23 pm
You telling me! I can’t imagine why my mom would even think about getting it… the thought just blows my mind! XOXO – Bacon
06/12/2015 at 12:07 am
I agree with the squirrel!
06/12/2015 at 9:20 pm
My Health food store has a lil chocolate is bacon flavored chocolate. I just was like Ewwwww my friend’s Hubby is in love with them. I bought the chocolate shaped as a flying pig for my previous weight loss goal. I was thinking at least the bacon flavored chocolate didn’t come in a shape of a pig too.
06/12/2015 at 9:22 pm
Snorts!! Please don’t tell my mom about this. She is still on restriction for bringing this home. XOXO – Bacon
PS. Daddy is checking this out now. Bad daddy!