The other night when mom got home from the worky place, she put her purse on the floor in order to greet us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson. Well, she forgot about it when she went to go change clothes. Houdini smelled something coming from her purse. I gotta say, that dog has a great sniffer. Well me and the little guy went over to mom’s purse to check out this smell. That’s when we found it. How could you mom? How in the world could you?
What was she thinking with this so called chocolate bar – Pigs N’ Taters? Are you out of your ever lasting human mind? PIGS N’ TATERS!? Do I need to even ask where you got this and how exactly it was made? And don’t tell me you enjoy things like this mother of mine. Really? What’s a piggy to do with the findings of this exhibit? I’m thinking mom needs to be grounded. I haven’t been this humiliated since daddy brought home bacon flavored cheese doodles. Shakes piggy head and walks off in disgust.
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Do you remember the show on television called Fantasy Island? It had Mr. Roarke and Tattoo on a mysterious island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. Visitors came to the island to have their fantasies play out that they desired.
This is a cool show and I wish it was still in production. I have the videos and I watch them on my television in my bedroom all of the time. And I gotta ask, what kind of M&M’s did Tattoo like? The plane – the plane. Snorts – okay I had to get that out of my piggy system.
Okay here’s the real question. If you went on Fantasy Island, what would your fantasy be? Mine would be to be king on a strawberry plantation and have Miss Piggy hand feed me strawberries all day long. Can you see that? I so can! So go – what would your fantasy be?
P.S. I asked mom what her fantasy would be. Are you ready for this? She said to be Wonder Woman for one day – the looks, the costume, the power and Steve Trevor. Hubba-hubba. Her words not mine- eeww.
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What was she thinking with this so called chocolate bar – Pigs N’ Taters? Are you out of your ever lasting human mind? PIGS N’ TATERS!? Do I need to even ask where you got this and how exactly it was made? And don’t tell me you enjoy things like this mother of mine. Really? What’s a piggy to do with the findings of this exhibit? I’m thinking mom needs to be grounded. I haven’t been this humiliated since daddy brought home bacon flavored cheese doodles. Shakes piggy head and walks off in disgust.
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