Dear Bacon

09 Jun

Dear Bacon – One good thing about having small humans around the house, they have the neatest toys.  Take for instance this cute little rocking chair.  Of course, the little human has it for her so called dolls but I fit perfect in it.  And you know what they say, “If it fits, you must sits”.  Barks!  Do you sit in chairs?  Signed Rocker Doggy

Dear Rocker Doggy – That is totally cute pal.  I have been known to sit in chairs.  And don’t let humans fool you.  Us piggies we can climb.  I once climbed the kitchen chair to get in the seat.  Of course, I had an extra motive to do so.  There was a bag of kitty chow in it and I wanted some food – snorts.  So yeah little buddy, I have sat in a chair but I looked nothing as adorable as you!

Dear Bacon – There is *always* that one friend of yours that does not know the word boundaries.  Here I was acting all cute and the master was going to take my picture.  It’s not bad enough that darn pooch photo bombed me but he has to hug me and lick me… eeww doggie cooties at its finest.  Now I’m infected with dog gross.  This is going to require many, MANY hours of grooming.  Please make him stop and go away.  Hey, I got an idea.  Can I mail him to you?  You already have a semi-zoo going on there at the Hotel Thompson.  They wouldn’t notice one more, would they?  Signed Kitty Cooties

Dear Kitty Cooties – Oh dear piggy heavens.  That is one hilarious picture.  Just remember my friend, I’m not laughing AT you.  Not at all.  I’m laughing at the situation.  It seems to me that you got a great pal there with that doggy.  Have you thought about that?  I bet he is so protective of you that it isn’t funny.  Just think that this could be productive and come in handy in the future of anyone picking on you.  He could lick them and infect them with cute cooties.  And hey, the zoo is now full here.  Daddy has said so.  There are more anipals than humans and we rule the roost… we just let daddy think that he does – snorts and good luck!

Dear Bacon –  It is gotten bad that a bun-bun has to do their own shopping now out in the neighborhood.  That’s okay though.  I take my little buggy and I hit the nearest garden for my collecting of tasty carrots.  They are so delicious!  I get enough to fill the buggy, go back home and hide them in my cage.  Hey – it’s what I do.  Do you like carrots too?  Signed Shopping Bun

Dear Shopping Bun – Do I like carrots?  That’s like saying, “Do you like to breathe?”  I absolutely ❤ carrots.  They are one of my favorite veggies in the entire world.  I snack on them throughout the day – small ones, big ones, orange ones, yellow ones – all of them are tasty to me.  And hey, if you are shopping on your own in the neighborhood gardens, just think of the other tasty morsels you can find too.  If you come across watermelon, let me know.  That’s my number 2 favorite food 🙂  Happy shopping!

Dear Bacon – Say it with me now when I hit the key, “mmmm”.  I’m practicing the Meow Mix song so I can be in the next commercial.  Do you think I have a chance?  Signed Kitty Tune

Dear Kitty Tune – I say go for it my friend.  What do you have to lose?  I say if that doesn’t work out for you, try America’s Got Talent or American Idol.  And if they don’t work out remember this.  YOU are always a winner in my book.  Look at you tickling those ivories.  You go play my friend and have a blast doing it.




FRIENDS – Please remember that Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please email me your pictures and letters 🙂


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    06/09/2015 at 2:17 am

    Rocker Doggy lives in middle-earth with hobbits, right?

    • PigLove

      06/09/2015 at 9:01 am

      Snorts – he might do that brother. He looks smaller than the little guy here. That’s saying a lot! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Ally Bean

    06/09/2015 at 6:25 am

    So wonderful! Bacon is the best advice columnist I’ve read in a long time. Such wisdom, such pragmatism… such cute! 😉

    • PigLove

      06/09/2015 at 9:03 am

      aaww – shuffles hooves. Thanks so very much my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. I try really hard to help out my fellow anipals. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Reilly & Denny

    06/09/2015 at 6:31 am

    those are all cuties and excellent advice as usual

    • PigLove

      06/09/2015 at 9:04 am

      Thanks my sweet friends. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Bell Fur Zoo

    06/09/2015 at 10:19 am

    OMD OMC so much cuteness in one post! Great advice Bacon.

    • PigLove

      06/09/2015 at 12:34 pm

      shuffles hooves. Thanks so much my sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

  5. The Canadian Cats

    06/09/2015 at 6:36 pm

    Oh my what difficulties some pets have. I especially felt for the bunny searching for carrots. He does well for himself. Just to think he is reduced to stealing….*shakes head* Of course you realize if he tried to steal our carrots, Shoko would make toast outta him.

    Kitty Kisses,


    • PigLove

      06/10/2015 at 11:48 am

      I know stealing at such a cute bun-bun stage. Just awful the little guy has to do it himself although he has a great buggy to work with – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. imagesbytdashfield

    06/09/2015 at 8:32 pm

    I love the shopping Bunny!!! You have adorable friends

    • PigLove

      06/10/2015 at 12:38 pm

      aaww – thanks my friend. I really appreciate that and think you are adorable too! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  7. gentlestitches

    06/10/2015 at 2:59 am

    such cuteness! :-d

    • PigLove

      06/10/2015 at 12:41 pm

      Thanks Auntie Sharon!! Back atcha with the cuteness – piggy winks. XOXO – Bacon

  8. mythreemoggies

    06/10/2015 at 6:16 am

    Boundaries mmmm please explain them to Oscar and Henry 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/10/2015 at 12:43 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  9. evilsquirrel13

    06/10/2015 at 11:15 am

    Kitty Tune can be the next Cat Stevens!

    • PigLove

      06/10/2015 at 12:46 pm

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. Yep! XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. I saw on Jeopardy that his name is different now though. Can you believe that?

  10. Nylabluesmum

    06/11/2015 at 2:14 pm

    Grate collum Unccle Bacon!! That littul doggie inn the chair iss so cute…The poor orange kat with his lickie doggie made us laff out loud!
    An wee adoor thee bunnie with his own cart…
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxxxx

    • PigLove

      06/11/2015 at 4:15 pm

      These were awesome letters this week – so many cute anipals for sure! I can see Houdini doing that pose to Mouse Girl here – snorts. XOXO – Bacon


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