Happy Birthday to my Auntie Tina. She’s in this picture with Sherlock Bones who thinks he is a lap doggy. Really, he’s not much bigger than me. And I know I am still a lap piggy – snorts with piggy laughter.
Happy birthday Auntie – may your day be full of love and fun.. and wonder and laps full of poochie!
From your favorite nephew – BACON!
❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
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Friends – If you get a chance, you *must* check out mom’s food blog here. You will NOT be disappointed. Those pictures of hers just make me want to lick the computer screen. YUM-YUM! Don’t forget to let her know what you think. ❤
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Oh my friends! We here at the Hotel Thompson have been watching a new game show on television called Bullseye. It is hosted by Kellan Lutz – you know him from Twlight (he played Emmett Cullen) and co-hosted by Godfrey who is a comedian on the Godfrey Complex. This show is a combination of Wipe Out and Fear Factor.
It starts with 8 contestants (4 women and 4 men). They have to go through three challenges. By the beginning of the third challenge, they are down to 3 contestants to go up against each other to win $50,000! So you think it’s easy to play?
They have different challenges that I’ve seen in the past couple of weeks. One challenge had the contestants running down a MOVING train from the caboose to the engine. Along the ways, they were throwing off bullseye’s that were attached to the side of the train. Then they rushed to the front of the train and jumped off to hit the big bullseye to stop the train. Don’t worry – they were all tied so they wouldn’t fall off the train or jump to far in front of the train to stop it. But can you imagine doing this? The quickest one that got all of the bullseyes removed, won the $50,000. Not bad for a days work huh?
I’ve also seen it where they are attached to a cord hanging off of a helicopter. They are swung through the air and have to throw big bean bags towards a bullseye on the ground. They get two attempts and the closes bean bag to the bullseye target wins. Sound fun swinging through the air?
The show airs on the Fox channel on Wednesday nights at 9:00 PM. Mark your calendar to watch it this week. We highly recommend it here at the Hotel Thompson. In fact, I think I’m going to practice hitting some bullseye targets this week… where are those purr things to help me out? Snorts!
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Dear Bacon – One good thing about having small humans around the house, they have the neatest toys. Take for instance this cute little rocking chair. Of course, the little human has it for her so called dolls but I fit perfect in it. And you know what they say, “If it fits, you must sits”. Barks! Do you sit in chairs? Signed Rocker Doggy
Dear Rocker Doggy – That is totally cute pal. I have been known to sit in chairs. And don’t let humans fool you. Us piggies we can climb. I once climbed the kitchen chair to get in the seat. Of course, I had an extra motive to do so. There was a bag of kitty chow in it and I wanted some food – snorts. So yeah little buddy, I have sat in a chair but I looked nothing as adorable as you!
Dear Bacon – There is *always* that one friend of yours that does not know the word boundaries. Here I was acting all cute and the master was going to take my picture. It’s not bad enough that darn pooch photo bombed me but he has to hug me and lick me… eeww doggie cooties at its finest. Now I’m infected with dog gross. This is going to require many, MANY hours of grooming. Please make him stop and go away. Hey, I got an idea. Can I mail him to you? You already have a semi-zoo going on there at the Hotel Thompson. They wouldn’t notice one more, would they? Signed Kitty Cooties
Dear Kitty Cooties – Oh dear piggy heavens. That is one hilarious picture. Just remember my friend, I’m not laughing AT you. Not at all. I’m laughing at the situation. It seems to me that you got a great pal there with that doggy. Have you thought about that? I bet he is so protective of you that it isn’t funny. Just think that this could be productive and come in handy in the future of anyone picking on you. He could lick them and infect them with
cute cooties. And hey, the zoo is now full here. Daddy has said so. There are more anipals than humans and we rule the roost… we just let daddy think that he does – snorts and good luck!
Dear Bacon – It is gotten bad that a bun-bun has to do their own shopping now out in the neighborhood. That’s okay though. I take my little buggy and I hit the nearest garden for my collecting of tasty carrots. They are so delicious! I get enough to fill the buggy, go back home and hide them in my cage. Hey – it’s what I do. Do you like carrots too? Signed Shopping Bun
Dear Shopping Bun – Do I like carrots? That’s like saying, “Do you like to breathe?” I absolutely ❤ carrots. They are one of my favorite veggies in the entire world. I snack on them throughout the day – small ones, big ones, orange ones, yellow ones – all of them are tasty to me. And hey, if you are shopping on your own in the neighborhood gardens, just think of the other tasty morsels you can find too. If you come across watermelon, let me know. That’s my number 2 favorite food 🙂 Happy shopping!
Dear Bacon – Say it with me now when I hit the key, “mmmm”. I’m practicing the Meow Mix song so I can be in the next commercial. Do you think I have a chance? Signed Kitty Tune
Dear Kitty Tune – I say go for it my friend. What do you have to lose? I say if that doesn’t work out for you, try America’s Got Talent or American Idol. And if they don’t work out remember this. YOU are always a winner in my book. Look at you tickling those ivories. You go play my friend and have a blast doing it.
FRIENDS – Please remember that Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please email me your pictures and letters 🙂
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