Snorts with piggy laughter! My mom and dad they are *always* getting into some type of trouble somewhere doing something. They went to a local bar and grill and picked up these matchsticks. Mom didn’t think anything of them when she put them on the counter. I walked over to investigate because it’s what I do. It was something new in the house and frankly I’ve never seen this thing called matchsticks before.
So I picked the pack up with my mouth and read the package. Oh my piggy heavens. Where do my parents go and hang out without me?
Piglove 
majormanafemale
06/03/2015 at 3:25 pm
This made me snort with laughter and my week has already been bad. Thanks my piggy friend.
PigLove
06/03/2015 at 3:36 pm
You are so welcome my friend! Glad I made you laugh – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. And I hope your week gets better ❤ 🙂
Midwestern Plant Girl
06/03/2015 at 3:43 pm
Do they offer these in BULK?!? 😨😠
PigLove
06/03/2015 at 4:28 pm
I know! Mom loves these matches… I think she has a couple of the packs around here at the Hotel Thompson. They are too funny! XOXO – Bacon
Misaki
06/03/2015 at 3:54 pm
LOL! Love it!
Satin Sheet Diva
06/03/2015 at 4:20 pm
I love the Vortex for this and many other of their zany products and posters.
PigLove
06/04/2015 at 10:10 am
YES! Their food is awesome. Their restaurant is awesome. Wait a minute… I don’t know these things. I’m a pig under 21 and I’m not allowed – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
06/03/2015 at 11:12 pm
HaHa! They would come in handy sometimes. LOL! 😀
Reilly & Denny
06/04/2015 at 5:55 am
sounds like something we could all use on occasions 🙂
PigLove
06/04/2015 at 10:14 am
Yes it does! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
06/04/2015 at 8:35 am
Oh we all need such a kit… life would be easier… and maybe it even works like voodoo… that would be great… I will order 3… ah naah wait 8 of that kits :o)
PigLove
06/04/2015 at 10:16 am
Snorts brother! Mom actually uses those matches – isn’t that hilarious. I think secretly when she uses them to light candles and such, she is putting karma out there for peeps. That’s what I think. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
06/04/2015 at 10:23 am
…. yep… and we can use that kit to get the guys your momma posted on FB hahahahahahaha
PigLove
06/04/2015 at 11:18 am
Oh snorts! That was a group of tasty morsels… well that was what mom called them. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
06/04/2015 at 11:20 am
…oh I’m curious how the whole cake will look if the morsels look so egg-siding :o)
PigLove
06/04/2015 at 1:03 pm
Snorts! I’m off to ask mommy. She keeps drooling while looking at that picture. It’s going to be one soggy cake for sure! XOXO – Bacon
lucybellegable
06/05/2015 at 3:21 am
Ahahaha arsonists in the making!
PigLove
06/05/2015 at 10:50 am
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/05/2015 at 7:02 pm
Mew mew mew Unccle Bacon there are a lot of people here LadyMum could lite a match inn honor of 😉
That Vortex place iss heelareeuss! 😉
**paw patss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
PigLove
06/08/2015 at 10:10 am
Snorts! It is really a neat place and I’m with you – we could burn a village with how many of those things we could light – snorts . XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/08/2015 at 8:17 pm
😉 That wee could Unccle an wee iss pass-I-fists…howevurr there iss a time when beein assertive iss thee onlee wayto bee rite??
**nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
PigLove
06/09/2015 at 8:58 am
Yes you are right my nefkitty. Sometimes one has to step up and assert their inner devil in a good way – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/11/2015 at 2:44 pm
Wee will stand up fur our ritess an lefts an treetss!!!!
Mew mew mew
Yur neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Sand Spring Chesapeakes
06/05/2015 at 9:09 pm
hahaha love it