Instant Therapy Kit

03 Jun

 Snorts with piggy laughter!  My mom and dad they are *always* getting into some type of trouble somewhere doing something.  They went to a local bar and grill and picked up these matchsticks.  Mom didn’t think anything of them when she put them on the counter.  I walked over to investigate because it’s what I do.  It was something new in the house and frankly I’ve never seen this thing called matchsticks before.

So I picked the pack up with my mouth and read the package.  Oh my piggy heavens.  Where do my parents go and hang out without me?


Posted by on 06/03/2015 in Bacon


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24 responses to “Instant Therapy Kit

  1. majormanafemale

    06/03/2015 at 3:25 pm

    This made me snort with laughter and my week has already been bad. Thanks my piggy friend.

    • PigLove

      06/03/2015 at 3:36 pm

      You are so welcome my friend! Glad I made you laugh – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. And I hope your week gets better ❤ 🙂

  2. Midwestern Plant Girl

    06/03/2015 at 3:43 pm

    Do they offer these in BULK?!? 😨😠

    • PigLove

      06/03/2015 at 4:28 pm

      I know! Mom loves these matches… I think she has a couple of the packs around here at the Hotel Thompson. They are too funny! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Misaki

    06/03/2015 at 3:54 pm

    LOL! Love it!

  4. Satin Sheet Diva

    06/03/2015 at 4:20 pm

    I love the Vortex for this and many other of their zany products and posters.

    • PigLove

      06/04/2015 at 10:10 am

      YES! Their food is awesome. Their restaurant is awesome. Wait a minute… I don’t know these things. I’m a pig under 21 and I’m not allowed – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. gentlestitches

    06/03/2015 at 11:12 pm

    HaHa! They would come in handy sometimes. LOL! 😀

  6. Reilly & Denny

    06/04/2015 at 5:55 am

    sounds like something we could all use on occasions 🙂

    • PigLove

      06/04/2015 at 10:14 am

      Yes it does! XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    06/04/2015 at 8:35 am

    Oh we all need such a kit… life would be easier… and maybe it even works like voodoo… that would be great… I will order 3… ah naah wait 8 of that kits :o)

    • PigLove

      06/04/2015 at 10:16 am

      Snorts brother! Mom actually uses those matches – isn’t that hilarious. I think secretly when she uses them to light candles and such, she is putting karma out there for peeps. That’s what I think. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        06/04/2015 at 10:23 am

        …. yep… and we can use that kit to get the guys your momma posted on FB hahahahahahaha

      • PigLove

        06/04/2015 at 11:18 am

        Oh snorts! That was a group of tasty morsels… well that was what mom called them. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        06/04/2015 at 11:20 am

        …oh I’m curious how the whole cake will look if the morsels look so egg-siding :o)

      • PigLove

        06/04/2015 at 1:03 pm

        Snorts! I’m off to ask mommy. She keeps drooling while looking at that picture. It’s going to be one soggy cake for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  8. lucybellegable

    06/05/2015 at 3:21 am

    Ahahaha arsonists in the making!

    • PigLove

      06/05/2015 at 10:50 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    06/05/2015 at 7:02 pm

    Mew mew mew Unccle Bacon there are a lot of people here LadyMum could lite a match inn honor of 😉
    That Vortex place iss heelareeuss! 😉
    **paw patss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • PigLove

      06/08/2015 at 10:10 am

      Snorts! It is really a neat place and I’m with you – we could burn a village with how many of those things we could light – snorts . XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        06/08/2015 at 8:17 pm

        😉 That wee could Unccle an wee iss pass-I-fists…howevurr there iss a time when beein assertive iss thee onlee wayto bee rite??
        **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

      • PigLove

        06/09/2015 at 8:58 am

        Yes you are right my nefkitty. Sometimes one has to step up and assert their inner devil in a good way – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        06/11/2015 at 2:44 pm

        Wee will stand up fur our ritess an lefts an treetss!!!!
        Mew mew mew
        Yur neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  10. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    06/05/2015 at 9:09 pm

    hahaha love it


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