Snorts with piggy laughter! My mom and dad they are *always* getting into some type of trouble somewhere doing something. They went to a local bar and grill and picked up these matchsticks. Mom didn’t think anything of them when she put them on the counter. I walked over to investigate because it’s what I do. It was something new in the house and frankly I’ve never seen this thing called matchsticks before.
So I picked the pack up with my mouth and read the package. Oh my piggy heavens. Where do my parents go and hang out without me?