Dear Humans of the Hotel Thompson –
Your pig needs help. Yeah, that’s it. Your pig needs help. May us Gold Fish suggest GFA (Gold Fish Anonymous). They have a quick 3 step program for peeps addicted to us crackers. Really, we have feelings too. We are just swimming here in our world when all of a sudden we are plucked from our families to enter your belly. May we also suggest popcorn, nuts or maybe potato chips if you are not watching your waist lines. They are way more tasty than us cheese flavored morsels of fish that you tend to eat by the handfuls. We are just trying to help out. Perhaps you can try the Gold Fish Challenge – yeah that sounds awesome. Put all of us in a gold fish bowl and see how long you can resist us – I betcha you can go a long time my oinker pal. Really, I have that much faith in you.
Signed, Gold Fish with a Cause 🙂