Snorts and squeals! I saw this picture this past weekend. It got me to thinking. What the heck would this piggy do if I saw this? Okay – the obvious – tinkle all over myself and make it rain like it’s never rained before down my leg. Gulps and squeals.
I showed it to daddy and asked him what would he do. His reply? Of course the same thing. He would wee-wee-wee all over the floor. Then he would close the door to the bathroom and board it up. The bathroom would then be dead to him. Snorts – way to go pops.
Mom on the other hand – oh dear piggy heavens. She is forever going to the potty in the middle of the night without turning on the lights. After seeing this picture, not anymore – go figure huh?
So here’s my questions to YOU my friends. What would you DO?!
Piglove 
easyweimaraner
05/26/2015 at 12:33 pm
I’m with your dad… I would close the door and then I would wait till another one of my crew has an urgent business to do :o)
PigLove
05/26/2015 at 2:30 pm
Snorts! So very true. Daddy said the bathroom would be dead to him. I like to hear him say that when the ‘urge’ hit him again… especially when we have one bathroom. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
05/26/2015 at 12:34 pm
My Mom would scream them faint – probably IN the bathroom where the snake was and when she woke up (with her kind of luck) it would be lying on top of her sound asleep on its’ warm mattress (eeeek)………..I would run out of the room and go down into the basement and pretend I hadn’t seen “IT”……….my Dad would probably be on the floor NEXT to my Mom making a “double mattress” for Mr. Snake. We are not what I’d call a “BRAVE” family!
Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
05/26/2015 at 2:31 pm
Snorts! I so agree. We so do NOT do snakes. We hate them. HATE them. We are very afraid. If mom even sees a snake, she goes the other way. I think that is why she doesn’t go into the backyard of the Hotel Thompson very often now. She doesn’t want to see any of those slithery creatures. XOXO – Bacon
sheilaenglehart
05/26/2015 at 12:47 pm
First I would call Animal Control, but I’ve had trouble getting them on the line before. Then I’d call non-emergency cops so they could radio Animal Control. That works too. But I would not open the door again!
PigLove
05/26/2015 at 2:31 pm
Amen my friend! I would never open that door again with that thing in there – ever! XOXO – Bacon
insanitybytes22
05/26/2015 at 12:50 pm
It’s easy. We’d simply have to burn down the bathroom and start over 😉
PigLove
05/26/2015 at 2:32 pm
Exactly! That’s what I’m talking about. The house would be on the market so fast it would be funny – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
ixcanaan
05/26/2015 at 12:51 pm
I can answer this from a very similar experience. We woke in the night to go to the bathroom but didn’t make it that far. A snake that looked pretty much like that one in the photo was stretched out along the edge of the bedroom wall right to a point about 2 feet from the bed with his front part standing up and flicking his tongue at us. We figured it was a boa because it was so large, and they aren’t deadly. After several minutes of debate (we almost never kill things and this was not a decision lightly reached) I slipped out the far side of the bed and returned with a machete. My husband made one swift slice and cut off its head. It wasn’t until the next morning that we discovered that it was not only a deadly fer de lance, but it was a female one (very aggressive). It is probably better we didn’t know at the time.
PigLove
05/26/2015 at 2:19 pm
Oh dear piggy heavens my friend. THUD. Do you hear that? THUD! I would have fallen over and passed out. XOXO – Bacon
majormanafemale
05/26/2015 at 1:32 pm
Scream,close the door whole peeing self when door closed call animal control. I am terrified of snakes from two prior bad experiences
PigLove
05/26/2015 at 2:33 pm
Squeals. I feel you my friend. I would absolutely do the same. XOXO – Bacon
majormanafemale
05/26/2015 at 3:48 pm
When I shared trailer with my grandmother a corn snake ended up in trailer and I like totally freaked. Yrs prior to that in pet shop snake attacked me and my sister and ever sense that they scared me and I was able to get a confused squirrel whom fell down chimney out while sis and friend freaked out and friend was older then me so for animal to scare me it is big deal. My little sis had warned are friend to wait for me or dad before opening fire place of course didnt listen etc. Birds fell down are chimney often.
PigLove
05/27/2015 at 8:40 am
Shivers – snakes. Researching places where there are no snakes now…. XOXO – Bacon
Cupcake
05/26/2015 at 3:41 pm
Mom says we’d move. I’m with her!!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
PigLove
05/27/2015 at 8:38 am
That makes two of us – I would have a For Sale sign up so quick in the front yard of the Hotel Thompson! XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
05/26/2015 at 4:24 pm
Call firebrigade (in Germany they have a special animal unit) – or police. Would NOT attempt to catch snake myself. Would keep my cats somewhere FAR AWAY – so that snake would not mistake cats for supper.
PigLove
05/27/2015 at 8:43 am
Amen for that! Snakes are NOT at the top of my piggy list either. I am not a buffet – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
finnhoward
05/26/2015 at 7:05 pm
Shut the door and scream!!
PigLove
05/27/2015 at 8:44 am
Amen! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
05/26/2015 at 7:26 pm
Unccle Bacon mee finkss LadyMum wood talk ‘baby talk’ to thee snake an tell him to wait rite there. Shee wood then close thee door an get him sum suppurr an then gentully open door an toss sum meat inn an close door. Then shee wood call thee Police an get thee snake reemoved an THEN SHE WOOD REEALIZE WHAT HAPPENED AN GO TO PEECESS!!!! Fur sum reeson LadyMum LIKESS snakess?????????
**paw patss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry
PigLove
05/27/2015 at 8:45 am
WOW! Puts note in my cell phone to call your mom in cases of snakes. Your mom is strong – then falls apart afterwards. Kind of like my mom… except when snakes are in the game plan. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
05/26/2015 at 9:17 pm
Shut and bolt the door. Cross legs tight and call wildlife protection! 😀
PigLove
05/27/2015 at 8:48 am
Amen! Like daddy said, that room would now be dad to me. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
05/28/2015 at 7:10 pm
Grab a bucket and go pee…at 8am I would call Pest Control and then leave the house till the snake had gone.
Hugs,
Shoko
PigLove
05/29/2015 at 9:38 am
Amen! House – what house. That house would be dead to me. Where there’s one snake they have to be more. Shivers with piggy displeasure. XOXO – Bacon
Lori Fontanes
06/01/2015 at 10:22 am
That’s funny. I didn’t think snakes knew how to use the bathroom but ya learn something new every–wait, that wasn’t the question, was it? Oh, what would I do? SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
PigLove
06/01/2015 at 11:42 am
Amen! There would be a FOR SALE sign in the yard of the Hotel Thompson so fast daddy’s head would spin all the way around. XOXO – Bacon