Snorts and squeals! I saw this picture this past weekend. It got me to thinking. What the heck would this piggy do if I saw this? Okay – the obvious – tinkle all over myself and make it rain like it’s never rained before down my leg. Gulps and squeals.
I showed it to daddy and asked him what would he do. His reply? Of course the same thing. He would wee-wee-wee all over the floor. Then he would close the door to the bathroom and board it up. The bathroom would then be dead to him. Snorts – way to go pops.
Mom on the other hand – oh dear piggy heavens. She is forever going to the potty in the middle of the night without turning on the lights. After seeing this picture, not anymore – go figure huh?
So here’s my questions to YOU my friends. What would you DO?!