This is me in time out. Sighs. Mom says I have to pay the time for the crime. I don’t get it. I was just helping her out. You have to believe me on that. AND if you take my side after I tell you the story, then please write me a note to get me out of piggy jail in the comments. Will you do that my friends?
So this is what happened. We were all in the living room watching the ID channel. For those that don’t know what the ID channel is – ID stands for Investigative Discovery. They have ALL kinds of forensic shows of real crimes that take place from all over the world and how forensics solved them. On the show that we were watching, the victim was in a vegetative state and had a living will to be taken off of all life saving equipment if such a thing happened to her.
My mom was over on her chaise working on my laptop that was plugged into the wall. She had been pounding that keyboard for hours now. She was also drinking a glass of wine and had sat the glass on the floor. She told all of us – Mouse Girl, Hemi, Houdini and daddy, that if she was ever in a vegetative state, she didn’t want to be dependent on a machine or fluids from a bottle. She told us that if that happened, to pull the plug. She said that my friends.
I was just doing what she asked. I got up, unplugged her laptop and knocked over her glass of wine. I don’t think she thought I was helping her from her current vegetative state. Snorts. What say you?
Piglove 
sheilaenglehart
05/15/2015 at 1:08 pm
Sounds like you were only doing what she said. And the wine was just there. Maybe she needed a new computer.
PigLove
05/15/2015 at 1:16 pm
I was just helping. Pig honest. I was. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Kate Crimmins
05/15/2015 at 1:09 pm
Sounds like you did good!
PigLove
05/15/2015 at 1:19 pm
Thank you ma’am. XOXO – Bacon
majormanafemale
05/15/2015 at 1:23 pm
That isn’t what your mommy ment Bacon. Just when you are done with time out ask your mom to explain what she ment. I know you didn’t understand but never unplug any electronics without asking we humans get weird about that.
PigLove
05/15/2015 at 2:38 pm
aaww – thanks for the tip my friend. I shall remember this next time for sure! XOXO – Bacon
majormanafemale
05/15/2015 at 3:01 pm
You’re welcome Bacon. You did ask her to elobrate once timeo ut was over didn’t you? And you will remember never to unplug her computer while she is using it.
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:50 am
Nods piggy head. Yes. And yes. We are all clear now. Thank goodness! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
05/15/2015 at 2:50 pm
INNOCENT of any wrong-doing. Your Mom just needs to be very careful what she says and when she says it…….We SOMETIMES take things literally but other times we’re a little “creative” with interpretation….tee hee
Hugs, Cousin Sam
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:49 am
Exactly cousin. I gotta say I was just doing what mom asked. We talked about it this weekend and all is good here at the Hotel Thompson. Thank goodness! XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
05/15/2015 at 2:56 pm
Innocent. You followed her word.
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:50 am
Exactly. I like the way you think. XOXO – Bacon
hairballexpress
05/15/2015 at 4:45 pm
Oh my FLEAS!! You were just making sure she didn’t stay in a “vegetative state!” 😾*(tail FLAP)!*
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:51 am
Snorts – that’s right. Nods head. I was just doing what she asked. Geesh – for a little oinker trying huh? All is good now though. We had a long talk about it this weekend. XOXO – Bacon
hairballexpress
05/18/2015 at 11:52 am
That’s good – those flippin humans need all the help they can get! *tail FLAP!*
Reilly & Denny
05/15/2015 at 5:19 pm
Did you at least get to clean up the wine for her – images of a slightly tipsy piggy run through head 🙂
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:51 am
Well, me and Houdini ‘might’ have had a little tongue action involved. Thank goodness for hard wood floors huh? Snorts and burps. XOXO – Bacon
Lassie and Benji
05/15/2015 at 6:19 pm
Free piggy! Hope u get out of piggy jail,
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:53 am
Thanks my pals. It didn’t last long and we had talks this weekend. All is good – thank goodness mom sent me to my room and thank goodness I still had my television and laptop – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
05/15/2015 at 6:41 pm
hehe…I don’t think that’s the kind of vegetative state she meant! She wasn’t specific though and she has to write these instructions out so everyone understands exactly what your mom means. otherwise someone will nip your mom in the prime of her life.
Shoko
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:54 am
I know my friend! I was in deep trouble but all is good now – thank goodness. Mom can’t stay mad long – she never does. That’s a great trait for her to have for sure! XOXO – Bacon
Lowryder's Animal Tails
05/15/2015 at 7:48 pm
You were awfully quick to unplug her. Maybe next time double check if she’s in a vegetative state first. 😉 ~Lowryder~
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:55 am
That’s an awesome tip my friend. Thanks! I will definitely double check next time before taking action. XOXO – Bacon
sue hall
05/15/2015 at 8:32 pm
heavy sigh…sometimes our parents say stuff we don’t really understand….go to the monopoly game and fetch the ‘get out of jail free’ card…that should work !!
Lucy & Mac ^.^ ^.^
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:56 am
oohh squeals! That is an awesome thing to remember for next time. I need a get out of jail free card for sure handy. Thanks my friends! XOXO – Bacon
charlie Downunder
05/15/2015 at 9:17 pm
Crikey Bacon ….. you did good mate. She’s just cranky cause you tipped over her glass of wine. Mom’s get VERY precious about their glasses of wine for some reason. Lucky you didn’t tip it all over the computer. Then she might have had reason to complain.
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 11:57 am
This is true. And she was using my laptop so I didn’t want to harm it. Then where would I be in posting on my bloggie? XOXO – Bacon
And why do humans like that wine stuff? It tasted kind of funny. burps
gentlestitches
05/15/2015 at 11:20 pm
HaHaHa! I discussed with my son and we both agreed you were only following Mom’s wishes.
I like a small glass of wine sometimes after the jobs are all done in the evening so I sympathize with her having it knocked over. At least you didn’t drink it on her! That would be NO GOOD for you! 😀
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 12:01 pm
Shuffles hooves Auntie Sharon. I *might* have tasted it a little. It was very bitter though and not to my liking. I did supervise mom while she cleaned it up. And we had a LONG talk this weekend about living wills. XOXO – Bacon
Christy Paws
05/16/2015 at 12:54 am
I think perhaps you jumped the gun but i don’t think piggy jail is warranted. Clearly a misunderstanding.
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 12:01 pm
Clearly! I didn’t have to serve much time which was good. XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
05/16/2015 at 2:18 am
you definitely followed her instructions Bacon it’s just it was the wrong type of vegetative state,but that’s easy to get mixed up with humans,You should have got community service instead of jail time,xx Speedy
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 12:05 pm
Oh I agree! Thank goodness I’m out of jail now. And me and mom had a long talk this weekend about everything. Thank goodness I understand now. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
05/16/2015 at 2:35 am
That means you are the only one who immediately did what she said :o) btw: spilled wine is a sign of considerable increase of your tangible assets… you deserved a hug for that lol
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 12:36 pm
Snorts – too funny brother. So very true. XOXO – Bacon
Midwestern Plant Girl
05/16/2015 at 7:40 am
Oink! I think you get a pass on this one. I know how vegetative one can get on the chaaaaaise. You were just following orders.
Just a suggestion to mom. As I’m not responsible enough to have a big girl cup yet, I have found wine sippy cups with lids that don’t spill. No one gets in trouble here for spilling wine anymore. Whew!
PigLove
05/18/2015 at 12:49 pm
NOTE TO MOM – Must get her a wine sippy cup for these occasions. Thanks my friend for the heads up. I know what she’s getting for her birthday now – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Sand Spring Chesapeakes
05/16/2015 at 3:01 pm
Ha ha funny
The Mad Hooligan Chronicles
05/18/2015 at 7:03 pm
How cute is this! But your mum is not the only one who likes the channel ID! 🙂 I’m a big Forensic Files fan myself (also called “Cause of Death” on ID). Ellie
PigLove
05/19/2015 at 8:20 am
Oh yes! Mom and dad LOVE these shows. XOXO – Bacon