Dear Bacon

12 May


 Dear Bacon – Practice this look my friend.  This is the look that will get you everything and anything from your humans.  One wink and they melt.  Use this advice with caution though.  If you wink, your humans may get all goo-goo, pick you up and kiss you all over.  Signed Winks

Dear Winks – What an awesome gift buddy.  I’ll have to practice this in my bedroom in the mirror to get it down pact.  I can’t wait to try it out on my mom and Nana.  Happy winking!


Dear Bacon – The proof is in the picture.  This is me helping out Santa last year.  You see Santa has all of the humans to deliver presents too and he needs help.  Me and about 500 of my friends help Santa out with the Christmas deliveries to anipals.  They believe too. Of course some of them get on the naughty list more so than humans – ha!  So keep on believing my oinker friend.  Signed Santa’s Helpers

Dear Santa Helpers – I do BELIEVE my friends.  I’ve heard Santa on my roof.  I’ve heard his boot steps in the living room.  AND I’ve seen Santa kissing my mommy last year at our Christmas Mickey Mouse pole lamp.  He is real!  And us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson really, REALLY try to stay on the good list.  Nobody wants coal in their stockings on Christmas morning.  Nope.  Not here.  Carry on with your awesome job my friends!

20130725-001540.jpgDear Bacon – Stop everything.  I gotta know.  What does a squirrel have to do to get a gig like that Journalist Rocky the Squirrel that lives in your backyard.  Dude, he has it made from what I can read.  He lives rent free at your Hotel.  Ya’ll give him nuts throughout the year.  He’s off limits for the dogs in the hood.  AND he gets to write on your blog.  What do I have to do for that position?  Signed Job in Need

Dear Job in Need – Journalist Rocky the Squirrel is a very special squirrel with talents.  He has an awesome resume and has worked all over the south.  Rocky also knows  several different languages from chitter-chatter to English to pig Latin and he also speaks Squatch.  Squatch comes in handy when our local Bigfoot comes out to play.  Send us your resume and we will pass it along to Rocky.  Perhaps he can forward somewhere for you. 🙂


Dear Bacon – This is a new campaign I’m putting out there. “Paws out to Animal Abuse”.  We all have to make a stand.  Animals are meant for loving not harming.  Can you help me pass the word my friend?  Signed Just Say NO to Abuse

Dear Just Say NO to Abuse – I’m all in with four hooves my friend.  I’ll even throw in my part and say, “Hooves out to Animal Abuse”.  Animals have feelings and should never be harmed.  It makes my mohawk stand up straight on edge when I hear stories of my fellow anipals in harm.  We have nothing but love to give to humans and in turn that’s all we want from them.  Great cause my friend – stand strong!

REMEMBER my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please remember to send me your pictures and letters – thanks!







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24 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    05/12/2015 at 1:16 am

    We have got to start practicing our winking, we just know mom will go weak at the knees for it *BOL*.
    Just say NO to abuse, we are with you all the way buddy!! HIGH FIVE PAWS!!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      05/12/2015 at 8:54 am

      Awesome – High Hooves my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    05/12/2015 at 2:21 am

    I’m with you Santa’s little helper… and now I know what it means when they talk about an ” upwards trend”….:o)

    • PigLove

      05/12/2015 at 8:58 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Good one brother. I like that! XOXO – Bacon

  3. hutchagoodlife

    05/12/2015 at 4:37 am

    Whee say no to animals abuse too. It’s furry wrong and whee don’t understand why people do it


    • PigLove

      05/12/2015 at 8:58 am

      Exactly! Let’s stomp it out. There is no place for it in our world. NONE WHATSOEVER! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Sarge

    05/12/2015 at 9:46 am

    Hey Bacon!
    Wow, another stellar Dear Bacon episode this week! Gee, I had no idea about the squirrel elf. That sorta boggles my puppy brain. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

    • PigLove

      05/12/2015 at 11:14 am

      Thanks buddy! These were real interesting letters this week. Some of them almost had me stumped for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    05/12/2015 at 11:12 am

    I might have a job for that little squirrel at The Nest. I do need someone to clean out Buster’s cage….

    • PigLove

      05/12/2015 at 12:15 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I’ll forward your contact information to him. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ally Bean

    05/12/2015 at 5:05 pm

    As always, Bacon’s wisdom astounds me. Better than Ann Landers. Better than Dr. Phil. So happy that I found this blog. I need to know these things.

    • PigLove

      05/13/2015 at 8:45 am

      Snorts and piggy blushes. Thank you my friend. You are too kind! XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Island Cats

    05/12/2015 at 7:27 pm

    We’re going to go practice Wink’s look. 🙂

    • PigLove

      05/13/2015 at 8:46 am

      I’ve been practicing too. I gotta use this the next time I’m in a predicament here at the Hotel Thompson with mom. Snorts! Let me know how it works for ya’ll. XOXO – Bacon

  8. gentlestitches

    05/12/2015 at 7:47 pm

    Paws up here!

    • PigLove

      05/13/2015 at 8:47 am

      Amen Auntie Sharon!! Hooves up here too. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    05/12/2015 at 8:25 pm

    Winkin kitty iss good Unccle Bacon…mee winkss at LadyMum an shee iss putty inn mee pawss efurry time!!!! An with mee ouchie eye it werkss REEL good!!! Mew mew mew….
    An wee LUV thee wee doggie with his paw out an wee support hiss pawss/cause!!!
    Thiss was a grate collumm today Unccle!!!
    **head buttss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • PigLove

      05/13/2015 at 8:55 am

      aww thanks my nefkitty. I really appreciate those kinds words. I’ve been practicing my winky eye for the next time I get in a predicament with mom. I’ll let you know how that works out for me. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. And the Paws for the Cause is excellent. I’m putting my Hooves out for the Cause as well!

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/15/2015 at 3:15 pm

        Winky eyess can open many doorss Unccle…. 😉
        Good luck with yurs….
        Hurrah fur puttin yur hoovess out there Unccle Bacon; yur thee best!
        **nose kissess** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxxxxxxxxx

  10. Lowryder's Animal Tails

    05/12/2015 at 11:07 pm

    Look a squirrel. He first made me want to chase him and then he made me laugh!

    • PigLove

      05/13/2015 at 8:57 am

      Snorts! He was a lively little chap. XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Canadian Cats

    05/13/2015 at 6:43 pm

    haha…We really liked Santa’s Helpers…I knew birds had a useful purpose….that’s why I never catch them.

    • PigLove

      05/14/2015 at 9:25 am

      Snorts – I watch them in my front yard all of the time from the door stop. They are F.A.S.T. XOXO – Bacon


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