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Dear Bacon

05 May

 

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Dear Bacon – I’ve been hiding most of the day from my brother.  I ate his breakfast.  There I admit it.  I ate his breakfast.  So what.  He snoozed and he lost.  Now though, I feel like he’s been stalking me all day.  Every time I turn around, I can feel him watching me.  He’s watching me right now isn’t he?  Signed Big Trouble

Dear Big Trouble – Oh my friend.  There are just certain things in life that we don’t do.  Eating your brother’s food is one of them.  There will be something to pay for this.  You might as well just push your bowl of kibbles his way tonight to make up for it.  Trust me, with the evil look he is giving you, it might be the right move.


 20131208-205614.jpgDear Bacon – There’s a standing rule in this house whether your are anipal or human, when one is sleeping you do not wake them.  I have to go wizzle.  I’ve had this strange feeling for a LONG time.  But, as you can see kitty is sleeping on me.  If I move, she will wake.  If I wake her, she will be in a bad mood.  So I wait with this pained look on my face.  Signed Helpless.

Dear Signed Helpless – I know the feeling my friend.  Well personally I don’t know the feeling but my mom knows the feeling.  She has been in your position numerous times with one of us in her arms.  Just keep your head up and those legs tight.


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Dear Bacon – Who says that humans can be the only ones with teddy bears.  Here is mine.  He’s my buddy.  We go every where together.  We are playing patty cakes here in the picture.  He’s slow in catching the patterns but he will learn.  Signed Bear Times Two

Dear Bear Times Two – Hey my friend.  Nobody can say anything bad about this.  It’s totally cute!  You always have a friend with you.  Keep teaching him the patty cake song – he might just catch on soon.  Did you see the movie Ted?  It could happen!

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Dear Bacon – What?  It was Curious George and I am Curious too.  I want to know what made George so Curious.  He was totally full of fluff – I knew it.  Nothing between those ears but white fluff.  Guess he won’t be curious much longer huh?  Signed Curious Too

Dear Curious Too – Now the world knows.  White fluff is what put Curious George together.  Hilarious.  Looks like he might need some reconstruction surgery there.  Does your house have a BooBoo Facility like here at the Hotel Thompson?  If so, get him in surgery STAT.


  Dear Bacon – Am I the only dog that has a snake for a sister? I mean, I know we both have the same body type but this doesn’t seem natural to me.  I don’t think we look alike at all.  I’m so confused and a little scared.  Signed Confused Dog Brother to a Snake

Dear Confused Dog Brother to a Snake – WOW!  First off, we need to talk about you my friend.  Wipe that scared look right off of your face.  Dude up right now.  You are a MAN doggy.  Ssnnaakkee – is a girl.  You need to set up your area – start marking your territory.  Don’t let her know that you are scared of her… because personally I would be too but we are men anipals.  Show no fear.  Then work your sister to your advantage.  Treat her as such.  Most men take care of their sisters.  And in turn, they take care of YOU.  Who in the neighborhood is going to mess with YOU now?  If they do, bring your sister along.  I can assure you, you will be king of your hood.  Now, off you go to make nice with your ssiisstteerr.  Let me know how things work out for you okay.

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REMEMBER my friends – these weekly Dear Bacon issues can’t happen without YOU.  Please email me your letters and pictures – thanks!  ❤

 
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21 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    05/05/2015 at 1:21 am

    omd the lab and the kitty was too cute!!!

     
    • PigLove

      05/05/2015 at 8:56 am

      Aren’t they? And what a sweetheart for him not waking kitty while they are sleeping. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Cupcake

    05/05/2015 at 5:46 am

    Great advice, as always, B. Big Trouble does need to surrender his dinner, or his name will be the real deal.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      05/05/2015 at 8:57 am

      This is true. This happens sometimes at my pad here at the Hotel Thompson. These cats mean business! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    05/05/2015 at 6:13 am

    think the fluff between the ears is something what curious george shares with a lot of humans hahahahaha

     
    • PigLove

      05/05/2015 at 8:57 am

      Snorts!! THIS IS SO TRUE!! OMP brother – best reply of the day. Even daddy is shaking his head YES. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. gentlestitches

    05/05/2015 at 7:52 am

    HaHa! Love the first photo. ❤

     
    • PigLove

      05/05/2015 at 8:58 am

      You never know who is watching – never. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. evilsquirrel13

    05/05/2015 at 10:15 am

    And as they always say, curiosity killed the monkey….

     
    • PigLove

      05/05/2015 at 10:59 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Will and Eko

    05/05/2015 at 10:49 am

    I’m told I have similar fluff stuck between my head.

     
    • PigLove

      05/05/2015 at 1:27 pm

      Really? WOW – that is amazing. I wonder if my human dad has it too? I’m off to check. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Lowryder's Animal Tails

    05/05/2015 at 11:57 am

    Dear Bacon,
    I’m da man. ~Lowryder~

    All of these are sooo cute! I can’t even pick a favorite.
    ~Lowryder’s Human~

     
  8. The Island Cats

    05/05/2015 at 7:23 pm

    Good advice, Bacon, though I do like to eat Ernie’s food. ~Wally

     
    • PigLove

      05/06/2015 at 8:49 am

      Snorts! What Ernie doesn’t see doesn’t hurt Ernie now does it? Rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. The Canadian Cats

    05/06/2015 at 8:38 pm

    What difficulties some anipals have….I sympathize with all of them and loved your solutions Bacon.

    (((Shoko)))

     
    • PigLove

      05/07/2015 at 10:14 am

      aaww – shuffles hooves. Thank you beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. Nylabluesmum

    05/09/2015 at 7:46 pm

    Mew mew mew oh Unccle Bacon thee last lettur iss thee bestest…a doggie with a SSSnake Sisssfur…too much!!!!
    You gave grate advice once again…that poor doggie with a kittie on him/her///that has got to bee uncomfy!!!
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xx

     
    • PigLove

      05/11/2015 at 11:28 am

      Snorts – So many anipals have problems. I get so many letters for help. Shakes piggy head. I do my best to help each one out – I really do try. Thanks buddy! XOXO – Bacon

       

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