Dear Bacon

28 Apr


Dear Bacon,  Our parents are so funny.  We are brothers born on the same day in the same litter. Our personalities are like twins though – we both have separate ones.  Our parents thought it was funny to put is in these contraptions.  But don’t worry.  I’ll be showing them what I think about this set up shortly.  Barks!  Signed Sitting Pretty in the Booth of Shame

Dear Sitting Pretty in the Booth of Shame – I have to admit something my friend.  Think of the originality that your humans came up with on this set up.  It’s outrageously funny.  Okay may not so funny from the side you are sitting BUT from the other side of this computer where I’m sitting – it’s hilarious!  I say play it for all it’s worth and have some fun.  You can always leave something in your humans shoe for payback later 🙂

Dear Bacon – I had surgery and as you can see I had to wear the cone of shame.  Shakes dog head and whines.  The cone of shame!  But look I’m not sad – I’m happy!  My master – he’s the best.  He made a game out of it and threw in all of my closest friends.  See, I even thought about you with Super Piggy in the front.  He reminds me of you.  What surgery?  I know no pain here.  Signed Happy Doggy

Dear Happy Doggy – Oh pal!  Where were you when the little guy here had surgery. This would have been fantastic for him to wear his cone of shame and have some fun.  Your master is tops in my book my friend.  I say when he has surgery, you do the same for him!


Dear Bacon – What?  I was tired from working the hood the night before.  See I’m on the neighborhood watch.  I gotta make sure I protect all of the humans from the bad peeps that come out at night.  The local diner takes care of me.  I need coffee STAT – and hey why don’t you make it a double and serve it with some eggs and a steak?  Signed Neighborhood Watch

Dear Neighborhood Watch – You are the DOG my friend.  I like how you take care of your hood and they repay you at the neighborhood diner.  I gotta get a gig like that.  Where do I sign up?  PIGGY POWER!

Dear Bacon – Using Facetime on these i Phones are the bomb!  See my girlfriend and me were talking.  We could see each other and it was a blast.  Neither one of us wanted to hang up.  We both fell asleep like this.  Isn’t she adorable?  Signed Beef Cake

Dear Beef Cake – hubba hubba.  She is a dish my friend.  I know exactly what you mean about Facetime and talking to friends not wanted to hang up.  My pet rock here Bashful has been doing a LOT of that lately with some of his friends.  Modern technology has come so far, hasn’t it?  Just remember to block the picture when you go wizzy.  No one wants to see that – it doesn’t matter how much in love you are.

Dear Bacon – Please explain something to me.  This yellow ball – why do the humans throw it and then expect US to retrieve it back to them?  I mean heck if they want to play fetch, shouldn’t “I” be the one throwing it for them to fetch?  That would help in their exercising… right?  Signed Confused

Dear Confused – You know what friend.  You have a wonderful point on fetch.  I understand this completely.  Humans do say they are playing ‘fetch’.  I think we should try it your way.  Throw the ball for the humans and let them fetch it.  We shall see how long that lasts.  If it’s my dad, maybe 2 minutes tops – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter!



REMEMBER friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send me your letters and pictures via email.  Snorts and thanks!


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26 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    04/28/2015 at 12:40 pm

    I’m totally with Confused… they throw something away with PURPOSE and we have to bring it back…. that makes no sense to me… :o)

    • PigLove

      04/28/2015 at 2:21 pm

      I know! Mom tries to make me play that silly game. I don’t think so. If she wants the ball, she can fetch it. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Leo

    04/28/2015 at 1:52 pm

    We humans do tend to try and make our pets like what we like. I think it`s great the way you can write a blog from an animals point of view.

    • PigLove

      04/28/2015 at 3:31 pm

      aaww shuffles feet… thanks my friend.

  3. Lowryder's Animal Tails

    04/28/2015 at 5:12 pm

    Where do I send in a “Dear Bacon?” I have some issues he could maybe help me with!

    This is hilarious! ~Lowryder’s human~

    • PigLove

      04/28/2015 at 5:12 pm

      You just email me your questions and/or pictures my friend. I’m here for you even Tuesday! XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Canadian Cats

    04/28/2015 at 5:18 pm

    Some anipals have weird peeps looking after them. I hope Kali and I never have these problems….I feel for these guys and gals.


    • PigLove

      04/29/2015 at 9:07 am

      I know my friend. It’s hard to believe the troubles out there. XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    04/28/2015 at 10:20 pm

    I wonder which of the brothers has more dough in their tip jar…. the kisser or the biter?

    • PigLove

      04/29/2015 at 9:11 am

      Ponders… It could go either way. Humans can be strange with their desires – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. wallaceandsamuel

    04/29/2015 at 1:19 am

    Now if all cones of shame came with a supply of toys we wouldn’t have a problem wearing them…just sayin’
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      04/29/2015 at 9:16 am

      Exactly! Where was this when Houdini had his surgery last year? He would of had a ball! XOXO – Bacon

  7. sunsetdragon

    04/29/2015 at 2:13 am

    Booth of shame can always chew up a shoe or two for pay back.

    • PigLove

      04/29/2015 at 9:18 am

      Snorts – so very true! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Nylabluesmum

    05/03/2015 at 7:45 pm

    Mew mew mew thee last one iss mee an LadyMum Bacon!!!! Shee throwss thee crinkle ball an mee sitss down an lookss at her…sorta like “what ya wnat me to do??” Next fing you knowss shee iss toddlin off to get thee ball an BRING IT BACK TO MEE!!!!! How cool iss that??? 😉
    Thee Cone of Shame doggie iss heelareeuss…..
    Oh Bacon you get sum reelly funny letturss!!
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum xxxxx

    • PigLove

      05/04/2015 at 9:27 am

      aaww- thanks my buddy! My mom throws me the ball too. Rolls piggy eyes. What are we going to do with our humans? Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/06/2015 at 3:34 pm

        ROFWM too!!
        Mee showss ladyMum which toyss to throw an shee doess an then mee sitss down. Shee lookss confused an then goess to get thee toy an bringss it too mee!! Shee iss easy to train mew mew mew…. 😉
        **paw patss** neffkittie Siddahrtha Henry xxx

      • PigLove

        05/07/2015 at 10:03 am

        Bravo Bravo my nefkitty! You have Ladymum trained. Aren’t they great when they play fetch? Now if I can train my mom to fetch me some Animal Crackers through power management – that would be awesome. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/07/2015 at 2:58 pm

        😉 Not onlee toyss unccle Bacon…mee has Ladymum trained to give mee treetss!!!
        When mee wantss a treet mee jumpss on thee countur an sitss inn the spot under the cupberd where thee treetss are kept…sumtimess mee lookss fourlorn an sumtimess mee ‘mewoss’ a littul tune an LadyMum comes a runnin!!!
        So there ISS hope fur yur Mumma beein trained Unccle!!!
        **HI-5’SS** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

      • PigLove

        05/07/2015 at 3:41 pm

        oh WOW! I gotta take lessons from you my friend. I gotta work on my pitiful-snort-I’m-starving-here in practice. You’re a genius! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/07/2015 at 7:58 pm

        Mee-you Unccle Bacon you has to sway an look a bit fourlorn! Can you do littul baby snortss like you has no energee to REELLY snort?? The more sadsacky you act thee bettur 😉
        Mee has it down to a fine sigh-ence! LadyMUM CANNOT reesist mee now…mew mew mew…..
        Fankss furr thee complimint Unccle….
        **HI-5’SS** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

      • PigLove

        05/08/2015 at 9:08 am

        Done and done my nefkitty. I can manage a barely-can-move-or-talk snort. It sounds so pitiful and gets mommy every.single.time. You are the bestest for suggesting it! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/09/2015 at 7:31 pm

        Xcellent unccle Bacon 😉
        You can allso do a littul stagger like yur gonna fall over…that REELLY werkss! Trust mee!
        Fankss fur thee complimint *blushess*
        ❤ LUV ❤ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry ❤

      • PigLove

        05/11/2015 at 11:25 am

        Must remember the stagger… XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/11/2015 at 9:32 pm

        😉 Swagger iss BERRY impawtent Unccle…mew mew mew…
        **HI-5’SS** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx


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