Dear Bacon

21 Apr



Dear Bacon – Me and my friend Hazel were just out running around the hood minding our own business.  We crossed the street.  There I said it!  We crossed the street!  Humans went all weird on us and started snapping pictures.  I don’t get it.  What’s the big deal?  Signed Two Chicks

Dear Two Chicks – I don’t get it either my friend.  Shakes piggy head.  I look forward to that day where the motives are not questioned of two chicks out for a good time crossing the road and humans not going all wild laughing and pointing.  I do feel for you.  Just chill and carry on is what I say my friends…. oh and stay out of traffic might be more advice 🙂

20131208-212523.jpgDear Bacon,  I don’t get it.  I honestly don’t get it.  You see I work in a conservatory park.  Humans come by on boat rides to see us gators out in the wild.  There was this one guy that was leaning a little too far over the boat and his sunglasses fell off his head.  I was just trying to do the right thing.  I got them and was swimming closer to the boat for him to get them.  Do you know he wouldn’t reach out and get them?  What a thank you huh?  Signed The Manners of a Gator

Dear The Manners of a Gator – How ungrateful. You mean to tell me the human would not reach over the boat, into the river, onto your head and get his glasses?  What was he thinking?  Oh doh!  Maybe – and this is just a stretch here – maybe he thought you might be like one of those other gators.  You know the ones who like to bite the hand that touches them.  I’m just guessing that.  Maybe you can leave the sunglasses on the bank of the river for him to retrieve after the trip.  I’m sure he will appreciate that. Awesome job my friend!

20131208-212625.jpgDear Bacon – HA!  You see I’m there in the front – the white pooch.  We were all standing around at my buddies house telling jokes.  Who would have thought the guys would take one of my jokes so personal.  You know how us guys can be with the boys.  Someone happened to say that I wasn’t the great lover like they were.  When I told them that their mother didn’t think the same thing, they all got personal and started chasing me.  Who would have thought huh?  Signed Who Let the Dogs Out

Dear  Who Let the Dogs Out – Shakes piggy head.  Boys will be boys talking smack and getting into trouble.  You know what I say my friend?  If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.  Some people just have no room for jokes and having fun.  Keep running out first though – 🙂

20131208-212652.jpgDear Bacon – You should have been here pal!  We all planned our weekly play date at the beach with our humans.  While they talked and drunk their Starbucks coffee, we sat on the sand.  We held hands, sung kumbaya and talked about our humans.  It was great fun.  We would have loved if you could have joined us!  Signed The Great Foursome

Dear The Great Foursome – oh WOW!  That looks like so much fun my friends.  The next time I’m out your way, count me in!


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24 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. franhunne4u

    04/21/2015 at 1:35 am

    Now you made me look up the chicken-crosses-road-phenomenon … It should be a typical German joke – as we have no humour.

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 10:20 am

      Snorts. Hilarious my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. wallaceandsamuel

    04/21/2015 at 1:58 am

    OMD, it’s the running of the Frenchies *BOL*
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 10:19 am

      Snorts – isn’t that funny?! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Emy Will

    04/21/2015 at 2:30 am

    So funny – thanks Bacon 😀

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 10:20 am

      Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Cupcake

    04/21/2015 at 5:26 am

    But just one question…. WHY did the chickens cross the road???

    Love and licks and LOL,

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 10:21 am

      Daddy says to get away from the KFC. I’m not sure. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    04/21/2015 at 7:26 am

    ok we know why the chicken crossed the road… but now two chickens cross that road… that’s higher mathematics, right? please ask your Albert, brother :o)

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 10:23 am

      Snorts – I like that. Even Albert crosses the road sometimes for unknown reasons. Imagine that huh? XOXO – Bacon

  6. Lori Fontanes

    04/21/2015 at 9:40 am

    Hey, Bacon, you just *know* I have that saying on a t-shirt, right? (I do, actually) Let chickens cross whatever road they dang please–as long as they look both ways first, that is!!!

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 10:23 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I love that! It’s great indeed! XOXO – Bacon

  7. Sarge

    04/21/2015 at 10:48 am

    Hey Bacon!
    Wow, these are hysterical! Those chix are lucky they didn’t cause a picnic peep stampede. I bet they taste just like…well…chicken. BOL Pawsonally, I thought that mother joke was funny as hell. Hope he outran them all. shesh
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 12:07 pm

      Snorts – thanks pal. I really try to help out my fellow anipals. HA! XOXO – Bacon

  8. purrfectkitties

    04/21/2015 at 12:27 pm

    MOL :Lol: So funny! 😀 Thanks for the laughs, sweetie! We’ve missed you! 🙂

    Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

  9. Lowryder's Animal Tails

    04/21/2015 at 1:27 pm

    Next time I drop my glasses, I’ll be sure to grab them off the gator. 😉

    • PigLove

      04/21/2015 at 2:26 pm

      Snorts – I’m sure he will just be helping you out by bringing them to you 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  10. The Canadian Cats

    04/21/2015 at 5:30 pm

    Loved those problems…my favourite…I think…cause its close, has got to be the 2 chicks……funny.


    • PigLove

      04/22/2015 at 8:39 am

      Snorts! The ever lasting question huh? Why did those chicks cross the road? XOXO – Bacon

  11. Nylabluesmum

    04/21/2015 at 8:43 pm

    Mee-you thee gator made us laff like crazy!!!!! Mew mew mew….
    An thee silly doggie sayin that bout thee other doggie’ss Mumma…hee bettur run all nite 😉
    Wee luvved thee huskiess at thee beach…mee wood luv to join them too!!!
    Fankss fur another grate Deer Bacon call-umm!!
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum

    • PigLove

      04/22/2015 at 8:41 am

      aaaww thanks my nefkitty. I really try to help out our fellow anipals. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        04/22/2015 at 4:49 pm

        Yur wellcome Unccle Bacon! You are PAWSUM 🙂
        **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

  12. gentlestitches

    04/21/2015 at 8:44 pm

    HaHaHa! Kumbaya. HaHaHa!


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