Dear Bacon

14 Apr


Dear Bacon, Just sitting here minding my own business enjoying a cool one after a long day of chasing the mailman and purr things from my kingdom of a yard.  Then the human comes home and has to snap this picture.  What?  Haven’t you ever seen a pooch relax before?  Signed Coors Doggy

Dear Coors Doggy,  I don’t get it either my friend.  Just a pooch, dressed up drinking a beer.  What could your human be thinking with taking a picture?  Doesn’t he do the same thing?  In fact when he does, why don’t you take *his* picture and let him see what it feels like to be disturbed from your happy place..

 20131208-212826.jpgDear Bacon,  The humans don’t believe me Bacon.  There I was in the kitchen with this rotisserie chicken in the package.  Dog’s honor, the chicken exploded out of the package.  Yeah, that’s it.  It exploded out of the package and ran away.  Why do the humans think we did this?  Signed Two Innocents Until Proven Guilty

 Dear Two Innocents Until Proven Guilty,  WOW!  I think you need to call your local police department on this one…. maybe Ripley’s Believe it or Not.  I can see the headlines now – “Rotisserie Chicken Jumps out of Packaging and Flees”.  Uh-oh.  Wait a minute.  You better rethink that.  What if that gets out that you two strong, husky protect dogs let an innocent little chicken flee from the safety confines of your home.  This won’t end well.  Perhaps you better come up with a better story.  How good was that chicken?


Dear Bacon, Ssshhsss – I’m trying to blendsss in here in the hood.  I don’t thinksss anyone seessss me yet.  I just hope the neighborsss don’t try to hand up any signsss here.  I could be busted if they do.  Signed Hide and Seeksss Champ

Dear Hide and Seeksss Champ,  Gulps.  I may never look at a phone poll the same way ever again my friend.  You blend so well.  Your colors – wow!  I’m amazed at your climbing skills of going up and not falling off.


Dear Bacon,  One word buddy – OUCH!  Snoopy made this look so easy.  Trust me my friend.  It is not.  I may never be able to bark like a big dog ever again.  Do not try this at home.  Signed Help Me

Dear Help Me, WOW!  Watch out Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme.  I think you have some skills there my friend.  Probably more now that you’ll never be able to reproduce again – snorts.

Dear Bacon,   First we put flour on the board and then crack some eggs.  What?  You don’t do the cooking at the Hotel Thompson?  Oh buddy – you so have to learn in case the humans go on vacation again.  These days, I take care of myself.  When the humans leave, I hit the fridge and freezer for some culinary delights.  If you want to learn to cook, I’m your dog!  Signed Chef Poo Chie Lagasse

Dear Chef Poo Chie Lagasse, Sign me up for some lessons my friend.  I think all anipals should learn how to cook.  I’m good… as long as there is no pork on the menu 🙂

REMEMBER friends Dear Bacon can’t happen without your letters and pictures.  Please continue to send them to me for our Dear Bacon issues.  Snorts and thanks!


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18 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. sunsetdragon

    04/14/2015 at 2:14 am

    Love these and they always make me chuckle.

    • PigLove

      04/14/2015 at 10:30 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. I appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Cupcake

    04/14/2015 at 6:15 am

    I’m pretty sure Poo Chie is making homemade pasta. I LOVE pasta! Lucky dog.i wish I could reach the counter.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      04/14/2015 at 10:30 am

      Me too! But mom says that (1) my butt would break the counter and (2) I would be mistaken for FOOD. Squeals with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    04/14/2015 at 7:25 am

    Brings a smile to my face.

    • PigLove

      04/14/2015 at 10:31 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Jovina Coughlin

    04/14/2015 at 8:22 am

    how cute

  5. easyweimaraner

    04/14/2015 at 10:39 am

    Coors doggy looks a little like Mao LOL… I would like to cook with Poo Chie Lagasse… but I’m not sure if we can use my mommas kitchen lol

    • PigLove

      04/14/2015 at 11:46 am

      Snorts – after this weekend – we can use our revamped kitchen brother. It’ll be a snort of a great time. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        04/14/2015 at 11:53 am

        oh I bet you mom will jump with joy :o) hahahaha

      • PigLove

        04/14/2015 at 2:26 pm

        YES. She. Will. I know us anipals and dad will too – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Molly The Wally

    04/14/2015 at 10:47 am

    Ouch with Help Me he must be barking in Soprano these days LOL. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. Nylabluesmum

    04/14/2015 at 3:21 pm

    Mew mew mew Unccle Bacon they are all heelareeuss!! Wee likess Numburrss 2 an 4 thee best!!!
    Doggiess crack us up 😉
    That snake iss purrty freeky…butt hee seemss a nice guy…
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxx

    • PigLove

      04/14/2015 at 4:10 pm

      Yep – Mr. Snake is a nice guy as long as he is not anywhere near our cribs – right? Shivers to mergatroid. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        04/16/2015 at 2:59 pm

        Right right right Bacon!!!!
        Wee had snakess on thee farm an mee was terryfied of them 😉
        They make mee nervuss….*shivurrs*
        ***nose kissess*** Siddhartha Henry xxx

      • PigLove

        04/20/2015 at 11:02 am

        Shivers to mergatroid – me too my nefkitty. We can shiver together. I do not like them at all either. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        04/20/2015 at 2:42 pm

        Thee 2 scarey fingss at thee farm were snakess an coyotess….
        Don’t miss them AT ALL 😉
        **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxx

  8. gentlestitches

    04/15/2015 at 3:14 am

    Thats not a snake, it’s a tiny worm! HaHaHa. I have seen FozzieM’s snake proof fence (that a snake STILL got through) double gulp! I would appreciate some cooking help around here!


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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